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Did you know, if you take the large and small intestine out of your body and stretched them out, you would die
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Ok, its really hard to make this decision because all these jokes made me lol so many times but because of all of his jokeS I made the decision that trauger jogger is the winner! Congrats and I soon will have your prize set up. Tnx everyone who wrote down some of the funniest jokes Ive ever read. Trauger jogger give me yer code!!!
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Did you know primitive man's best weapon was their greatest invention? Well, that was fire and they found out fire was a weapon the hard way...
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Roses are gray
violets are gray
Everything is gray
I'm a f***ing dog -
Fłtbürgęr3⃣8⃣™ wrote:
WatOk, its really hard to make this decision because all these jokes made me lol so many times but because of all of his jokeS I made the decision that trauger jogger is the winner! Congrats and I soon will have your prize set up. Tnx everyone who wrote down some of the funniest jokes Ive ever read. Trauger jogger give me yer code!!!
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How do you drown a blond?? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool :)
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
RETOAST 🍞🍞🍞Roses are gray
violets are gray
Everything is gray
I'm a f***ing dog -
3 people were in jail a the first women tried to get out, knoked over a trash can, guard says whos that, she says meawww second women tried to get out knocks over a trash can, guard says whos that she says meawww blond goes knocks over a trash can, guard says whos that, blond says just a cat
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What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
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Q. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
A. Bison (Bye Son)
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. Investigator
Q. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A. We are both lawyers.
Q. Why do black people like fried chicken?
A.It tastes good.
A red head mom sees a pack of cigerettes under her daughter's bed. The mom said," I didn't know my daughter was a smoker." A bernette mom sees a a pack of beer under her daughter's bed and said,"I didn't know my daughter was a drinker." A blonde mom sees a pack of condoms under her daughter's bed and said "I didn't know my daughter had a penis.
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How many cops does it take to push a man down some stairs?
None.... He 'fell' -
You wanna hear a joke?
Li'l Wayne -
Falcon Flyer wrote:
ROFLQ. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
A. Bison (Bye Son)
Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. Investigator
Q. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A. We are both lawyers.
Q. Why do black people like fried chicken?
A.It tastes good.
A red head mom sees a pack of cigerettes under her daughter's bed. The mom said," I didn't know my daughter was a smoker." A bernette mom sees a a pack of beer under her daughter's bed and said,"I didn't know my daughter was a drinker." A blonde mom sees a pack of condoms under her daughter's bed and said "I didn't know my daughter had a penis.
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Ok this isn't really a joke just something odd I noticed...
In most Disney movies the mom and or wife fucking dies.i mean jesus Christ did Walt have a tough childhood?
Think about it...
Bambi
Finding Nemo
Cinderella
Snow White
Up
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🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
Both Cinderella and Snow White were renditions of the Brothers Grimm's editions, in which the mother, if any parent, dies. They actually changed lots of fairy tales from dead fathers to dead mothers because they had a very good relationship with their father, and not so much with their mother. Walt Disney (and the rest of Disney) only used the same fairy tale characteristics in their other movies.Ok this isn't really a joke just something odd I noticed...
In most Disney movies the mom and or wife fucking dies.i mean jesus Christ did Walt have a tough childhood?
Think about it...
Bambi
Finding Nemo
Cinderella
Snow White
Up
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What do u call A Mexican with a rubber toe
Roberto -
Dumb people and Slinkies have one thing in common. They are pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
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Eric. wrote:
Dumb people and Slinkies have one thing in common. They are pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Lol
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So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will disappear and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
There were three women on an island and they wanted off, next thing the knew a gene showed up and said, "I will turn you into whatever animal you want so you may be free" the first one wished to be a fish, and she swam away, the next one wished to be a majestic eagle and flew away, the last one wished to be a man... Then he found a bridge...
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
My horse fell in the mud
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Hey I made the same exact gd post before I'm going to win this to get my code out
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Son: Are you a truck?
Father: No, I am not a truck.Son: Hi!
Father: !iH
Son: ?!
Father:?!
Son: Explode!
Father: Just did.What did the bread say to the cooked bread?
You're toast.A man walkes into a bar. He spontaneously combusts. A woman walkes into a bar. Someone sets her on fire. Someone says she's hot.
Mr. Potato called Mrs. Walnut. The phone died.
A container explodes. It is an exploding container.
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car -
A hot chick walks into a doctors office a doctor tells her to sit down and take off her pants and he rubbs her legs. He asks her if she knows what he is doing and she says yes checking for abnormalities. Then he tells her to take off her shirt and bra. He rubbs her breasts and asks her if she knows what he is doing. She says yes checking for cancer. Then he tells her to take off her panties and he humps her and asks her if she knows what he is doing. She says yes getting herpes that's why I am here
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☁⚡ㅌƖɛʗϮʀø⚡☁ wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍A hot chick walks into a doctors office a doctor tells her to sit down and take off her pants and he rubbs her legs. He asks her if she knows what he is doing and she says yes checking for abnormalities. Then he tells her to take off her shirt and bra. He rubbs her breasts and asks her if she knows what he is doing. She says yes checking for cancer. Then he tells her to take off her panties and he humps her and asks her if she knows what he is doing. She says yes getting herpes that's why I am here
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My gf called me a petifile, that's a big word for a six year old. ( I don't know how to spell petifile btw)
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
🇩🇪= 💪= 👍You know why the French line up trees in their streets??
Germans like to march in the shade -
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family
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What did the jigsaw aliens say when they landed on planet earth??.... WE COME IN PEICES!!! 🎥👽👽👽👽👽✌✌✌✌✌
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