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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ wrote:
What're you talking about? Since when do we LEAVE bars?An Irish man walked out of a bar
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The Nomad wrote:
That's the jokeㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ wrote:
What're you talking about? Since when do we LEAVE bars?An Irish man walked out of a bar
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GunnGunn wrote:
Oh... CrapThe Nomad wrote:
That's the jokeㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ wrote:
What're you talking about? Since when do we LEAVE bars?An Irish man walked out of a bar
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I was going o say that!A blond was driving down the road and saw another blond in a rowboat rowing across a field. She pulled over and said, "It is blond people like you that give blonds such a bad name! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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Razorback_20 wrote:
Yea sure 😏UnknownAssassin wrote:
Lol I was going o say that!A blond was driving down the road and saw another blond in a rowboat rowing across a field. She pulled over and said, "It is blond people like you that give blonds such a bad name! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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There is a student that needs to use the restroom and the teacher makes him say the ABC'd abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
The teacher asks weres the p?
And the student says "running down my leg" -
The Catholic Church has succumbed to modern society and will be releasing a range of holy condoms....
Immaculate conceptions guaranteed....
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Whats the werst part of being a black jew....you have to sit in the back of the furnace😂
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Hitler was talking to a few of his nazi soldiers and said, "I want you to go out, go ou and kill ten million Jews and one cat, that I all, you re released." one of his nazis soon replied, "But sit, why do you want us to kill a cat...?" Hitler smiled a evil and wicked grin as he replied, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!" He then laughed his evil wicked laugh
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The 1st thing God did when he said "let there be light" was ask your mom to move outta the way
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3 woman were in a flying i a plane over the Amazon. All of a sudden it crashes right in the middle of an indian village. The cheif is pissed, so he asks "do you want to live or die?". So all 3 say "we wanna live". So the cheif says "go into the jungle and collect 10 of the same fruit and one back by sunset. So 2 get back at the same time, one has 10 apples one has 10 grapes. The chei then says "now you have to shove all 10 fruit up your vagina without making a sound, or we'll kill you". The first girl gets 2 apples in and screams, so they kill her. The second girl gets 9 grapes in but she laughs, so she gets killed. The 2 girls meet up in heaven and the first girl says "they were about to let you go, why'd you laugh?". The second girl says "I know but i saw the other girl walking back with pineapples!" :)
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Why did white people go to the moon? They thought natives owned land there too
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogey in it
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Congrats you ER'd someone with 400 mob.ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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True. LOL...
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Play nice 😜ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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It's like the times when you unintentionally walk into a spider web and all of the sudden become a karate master! 🇯🇵🎎
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YOU wrote:
Or when you tell a good joke and everybody laughs and you just sit there like a boss! 😏It's like the times when you unintentionally walk into a spider web and all of the sudden become a karate master! 🇯🇵🎎
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Mexico City,
2 trucks have a head on collision,
34 Mexicans are dead at the scene. -
Time flys like an arrow.... And Fruit flys like a bananna...😝
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Blondes are like ufos you hear about them alot but you never see them
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A kid was stabbed while playing with kittens. The police report said you should never give kittens knifes
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Here's a joke for you "any presidential canadit"
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All my jokes are dirty... I dropped my joke book in the mud.
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A Chinese guy, Mexican, and American are in a plane. The plane is too heavy so they start chucking stuff off. The Chinese guy says "I have to many of these in my country" and throws off some chopsticks. The Mexican says "I have too many of these in my country" and throws off some tortillas. The American says "I have too many of these in my country and throws off the Mexican.
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Ole went to a neighborhood dance, and won the big door prize. He goes and takes it home,
And the next week one of the guys, says "Ole how's that toilet brush, the one you won from the neighbors?"
Ole says"oh it works purddy good, but I prefer toilet paper" -
Why did the gay guy return his GPS. A=bc it told him to go straight
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Knock knock
Come in
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.....!
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Lol 🇩🇪😄Trauger Jogger wrote:
🇩🇪= 💪= 👍You know why the French line up trees in their streets??
Germans like to march in the shade
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