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Boy: did it hurt?
Girl: did what hurt?
Boy: falling from heaven
Girl: awww :D
Boy: cuz it looks like u fell on ur face XD
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A blonde starts to swim across a lake. She gets half-way there, but gets tired and goes back.
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My frend had a black eye an i askd hm how he got it. He sed brekfast. Im like what?? He sed he tthot he askd his wife tto pass th milk but insted sed " yuo ruind my life yuo crazy bitch"
Rmembr. Its a joke. Frm a brain damajd blond polock 😁
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
😹😹😹My frend had a black eye an i askd hm how he got it. He sed brekfast. Im like what?? He sed he tthot he askd his wife tto pass th milk but insted sed " yuo ruind my life yuo crazy bitch"
Rmembr. Its a joke. Frm a brain damajd blond polock 😁
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Hamsters are alot like cigarettes, they are perfectly harmless unless you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.
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I asked me friend why does he use AXE. Then I told him AXE is not going to get you laid and then he said AXE Y U NO GET ME LAID.
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There's a guy, and 2 girls a brunette and a blonde in an elevator. Brunette says to the blonde," look he has dandruff, I should give him some Head & Shoulders." Blonde says i'll give him head but what is shoulders?
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. -
There were two lions walking down the aisle at a supermarket. One lion turns to the other and says "Gee, it's quiet in here today"
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
lmaoo!!!Friends are like bananas. If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die
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My brother is a lot like a slinkie. He is completely useless but slightly amusing to push down stairs.
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