Know your mobster.
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Many of us see the same actions from multiple players occurring. I think it would be handy to have an easy reference name for each of these types of mobsters. To that end I am starting this thread where when I identify a particular type of mobster I will name and describe him. Feel free to contribute.
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The Cartman
The Cartman is a spoiled child who is used to getting his own way. When not getting his way the Cartman's reaction is to "screw you, I'm taking my ball and going home". This is done by taking and destroying as many inactive and smaller mobs turf as possible. This is often as a result of losing one turf.
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IDidNaDoAnyfing
The IDidNaDoAnyfing, can usually be found in the V forum requesting help. The threads created by the IDidNaDoAnyfing are usually succinct and along the lines of:
"Bully. Kill him. Attacked me for no reason"
Be careful when approaching the IDidNaDoAnyfing as requests for additional information can be met with abuse orhim turning into a Cartman.
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Lol.
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WhadIDoo
The WhadIDoo, is an ignorant creature. He is completely unaware of his surroundings. WhadIDoo's can be found in the Help Forum asking questions that have answers either in Mystery or Belial's stickied threads or in the actual help section. A sample question might be:
"what does a cement shoe do?"
Thank you to creeper Nate who was so kind yesterday as to show a WhadIDoo how a cement shoe works.
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Lol😂
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PoonchMaCoodMan
The PoonchMaCoodMan is a lazy creature, he would much rather spend hours spamming walls with his list of unique codes in the hope that someone will enter them than actually punching codes himself. Quite often he will have sales spins on his list along the lines of:
"punch these codes and get thousands of invites"
Yet when you look at his mob, there are 7.
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😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious.
Btw that guy asked me why I sent him cement sheos.
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Hyena wrote:
Could also be known as spammer troll. These trolls spam walls and forums with gibberish that has no value to other players. It may be stupid pictures, useless code lists, or vulgar abuse filled rants. Best way to deal with spammer troll is to beat them down until they get back under the bridge...PoonchMaCoodMan
The PoonchMaCoodMan is a lazy creature, he would much rather spend hours spamming walls with his list of unique codes in the hope that someone will enter them than actually punching codes himself. Quite often he will have sales spins on his list along the lines of:
"punch these codes and get thousands of invites"
Yet when you look at his mob, there are 7.
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IvAUniqwaIdea
IvAUniqwaIdea can usually be found in the Suggestions Forum. It had been thought that the IvAUniqwaIdea was dieing out but with the coming of age of Gen Y we are seeing a resurgence of them. Common ideas from the IvAUniqwaIdea include:
• an invite all button to invite all mobsters ever, and
• auto acceptance of all invites (including in actives), and
• that banks should pay interest, and allow transfers between players, and
• turf wars should go to the moon.Along with many more. The IvAUniqwaIdea will be positive that their idea is one of a kind and will work despite not gaining approval from other players.
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😂👍👍
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This thread is a massive win already. 👍👍
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TisIsHowItIs
The TisIsHowItIs is a pedantic player. They have never spoken to the community before, been playing for 2 weeks and enter the forum.
Upon entering they will identify the 1st thread that in their min is incorrect. The TisIsHowItIs will immediately post a diatribe on why the use of the "R" word is actually socially acceptable.
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Hyena wrote:
TisIsHowItIs
The TisIsHowItIs is a pedantic player. They have never spoken to the community before, been playing for 2 weeks and enter the forum.
Upon entering they will identify the 1st thread that in their min is incorrect. The TisIsHowItIs will immediately post a diatribe on why the use of the "R" word is actually socially acceptable.
Saw one of these yesterday for about 6 minutes!
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obsidians fire wrote:
Rehab JunkiesWhat about the reformed? As in people like me? Started out capping inactives, until my local capo gave me advice, and had since not capped anyone unworthy of being capped. As well as trying to establish myself in the forums and meet my neighbors.
A player that's done wrong in the past and have been firmly corrected by a local, rare cases of a distant, player.
With the new knowledge, they continue to make new mistakes untill corrected again. This player tests the patience of all TW players. -
Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
Yeah they don't last long.Hyena wrote:
TisIsHowItIs
The TisIsHowItIs is a pedantic player. They have never spoken to the community before, been playing for 2 weeks and enter the forum.
Upon entering they will identify the 1st thread that in their min is incorrect. The TisIsHowItIs will immediately post a diatribe on why the use of the "R" word is actually socially acceptable.
Saw one of these yesterday for about 6 minutes!
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😂great thread!
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ATookAMaLickn
The ATookAMaLickn is a unique creature in that he is not born as a ATookAMaLickn. The ATookAMaLickn starts as a TisIsHowItIs, or a WhadIDoo,or any other creature referenced here. This creature is transformed by th community into a ATookAMaLickn through a rigorous process of ERing, capping turf, cement shoes, horses heads and carbombs. It is a very delicate process and if it is not done correctly is fatal to the player. Unfortunately only about 10% survive to become a ATookAMaLickn
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Superb
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Hyena wrote:
Far greater then mine.ATookAMaLickn
The ATookAMaLickn is a unique creature in that he is not born as a ATookAMaLickn. The ATookAMaLickn starts as a TisIsHowItIs, or a WhadIDoo,or any other creature referenced here. This creature is transformed by th community into a ATookAMaLickn through a rigorous process of ERing, capping turf, cement shoes, horses heads and carbombs. It is a very delicate process and if it is not done correctly is fatal to the player. Unfortunately only about 10% survive to become a ATookAMaLickn
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My bad. Misinterpretation of te firmly corrected line.
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InoEvreeThang
The InoEvreeThang is an individual that doles out answers and advice like nobody's business. Unfortunately, this information is quite often completely incorrect, a widely known fallacy, or just plain stupid.
Sometimes two (or more) InoEvreeThangs will come across each other while browsing the forums. This is usually followed by several rather hostile posts regarding the legitimacy of one another's claims. To those who are not idiots, these interactions can be either highly amusing or incredibly annoying.
InoEvreeThangs can start out as one of the other classifications mentioned previously, change their ways so that they are no longer an InoEvreeThang, or even simultaneously fall under another classification. -
Noob troll: the type of troll that posts the same thread questioned in three different ways. Bumping their own thread and sometimes even posting their codes in GD. They will recreate a thread from yesterday, rather than find it. They also blend in with and sometimes become spammer trolls. They are usually stamina fodder for forum dwellers and most of the reason vets only "lurk" these days....
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oh do me
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Ok, how about trying my character.
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They...
The They are 3 players unknown to the wider community. They are known only to the Priests of They. The Priests of They follow the actions of They and use them as a guide on how to behave. They are known as the Wisdom. the Beauty and the Unknown Warrior. More information on They can be obtained by speaking with a Priest (list of names available from my wall) though the Priests are forbidden from naming They.
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Mysteries
Mysteries are named after the first of their kind. Mysteries wander the forums looking for those that genuinely need help. They are a frustrated people for most that they find are just lazy (see some of the other species as examples). When they find one worthy of their assistance they will provide everything required to help that player grow. When they find one who is particularly unworthy they will ensure that player does not enjoy their time in Turf Wars.
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My fave 👆👍
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TisNarFare
The TisNarFare is related to the TisIsHowItIs, the difference is in how they hold themselves, whilst the TisIsHowItIs will stand tall and lecture you, the TisNarFare will be found in a corner with a mega phone. Common complaints from the TisNarFare include:
• he capped my turf
• he is making me pay him tax
• he attacked my turf
• he put me in the ERIt is common when viewing a profile of a TisNarFare to see a low mob count compared to their influence, lots of complaints on their wall about capping and that they have only built 1 turf in 10 that they own.
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IGunnaKeelU
The IGunnaKeelU is unfortunately growing in commonality, why I have heard of 2 sitings this week. IGunnaKeelU are related to the TisNarFare but have a greater anger. Where the TisNarFare whines from the corner the IGunnaKeelU wants to teach you a lesson in RL. They will commonly want to meet you behind the school shed to give you a beating. IGunnaKeelU are an extremely unappealing and diseased creature. They generally need to be put down with one of the lowest conversion rates to becoming an ATookAMaLickn.
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CntakeitNemoar: this is the type of player who likes to go out and stir up trouble. Either on the map or in the forums. Has a good time riling the other players until a big kid gets in the mix. Instead of becoming an atookamalickin the CntakeitNemoar resets and deletes the TW app all together.
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