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ITwoEegargh
The ITwoEegargh is a form of Noob that wants to be playing with the big boys from day 1. You will find ITwoEegargh in all the forums from day one of their arrival in TurfWars. They will be offering to join V's when they are level 4 (currently a prime example in the V column right now if you hurry). They will be telling players how to play in the help section, or telling Smoke off in the GD forum. Unless a more respected player takes them under his/her wing they are usually fodder for the vultures.
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KreepinUnyoo
An incomprehensible creature, the KreepinUnyoo browses the forums in search of prey. Once found—usually based on a "sexy name" or a response it may have liked—the KreepinUnyoo will commence its stalking behavior. This is often completed by private messaging its prey, sometimes beginning an intelligent conversation, or even just starting out with compliments regarding their target's level of attractiveness.
Sooner or later—but more oft the first—the KreepinUnyoo will strike, and demand personal information of its prey, such as name, age, location, or level of horniness. Intelligent prey can react in time to prevent being snared, but others are not as lucky.
The KreepinUnyoo are solitary creatures, and only hunt alone. They are also known to be more active at night.
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farticus wrote:
You're a DuMeedo me
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Another DuMeePlease do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I think KreepinUnyoo's should be named and shamed any thoughts from others?KreepinUnyoo
An incomprehensible creature, the KreepinUnyoo browses the forums in search of prey. Once found—usually based on a "sexy name" or a response it may have liked—the KreepinUnyoo will commence its stalking behavior. This is often completed by private messaging its prey, sometimes beginning an intelligent conversation, or even just starting out with compliments regarding their target's level of attractiveness.
Sooner or later—but more oft the first—the KreepinUnyoo will strike, and demand personal information of its prey, such as name, age, location, or level of horniness. Intelligent prey can react in time to prevent being snared, but others are not as lucky.
The KreepinUnyoo are solitary creatures, and only hunt alone. They are also known to be more active at night.
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Dummy
Easily mistaken for a DuMee, Dummies are incoherent dimwits who have an obvious brain cell deficiency. They are most often found posting in threads whose prompt they clearly didn't read all the way through—if at all. There are several examples of Dummies in this thread.
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*goes back to lurking*
I don't feel I comment too often, nice description... Unless I'm a different species??
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
We may not have categorized you yet.I'm not matching any of these.😓
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YOU wrote:
Also the recently catagorised Dummyfarticus wrote:
You're a DuMeedo me
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Ha...good stuff Hyena.👏
I believe there are still a few left to describe but, definitely on the mark.👍 -
Hyena wrote:
I'm in the same boat as bruenor. 😓🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
We may not have categorized you yet.I'm not matching any of these.😓
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YOU wrote:
See farticus!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Another DuMeePlease do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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AhSooooFuneeeee
The AhSooooFuneeeee is the jokster of the forums. Some are humble others are waving great big flags and shouting from megaphones. The key thing comparing an AhSooooFuneeeee with any of the troll classifications is that they are actually popular and welcome in the forums. The most famous AhSooooFuneeeee is of course Mr Big Cat who's mere absence from the forums sparked a search thread which lasted until he was found sauntering into Yawn Tower as though nothing had happened.
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🇬🇧B͚O͚D͚G͚E͚R͚™ wrote:
You are what you believe you are...*goes back to lurking*
I don't feel I comment too often, nice description... Unless I'm a different species??
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Hyena wrote:
The ahsoooofuneeeee has a counterpart, the AhssKlown. The AhssKlown can Seldomly be taken seriously. The AhssKlown will banter jokingly and play on others jokes to the point of rib hurting laughter. Many times the ahsoooofuneeeee and the AhssKlown will find each other in a particular thread thus making said thread an epic comical read. Do not mistake the AhssKlown's comical personality for weakness as he is just as begrudging as he is funny.AhSooooFuneeeee
The AhSooooFuneeeee is the jokster of the forums. Some are humble others are waving great big flags and shouting from megaphones. The key thing comparing an AhSooooFuneeeee with any of the troll classifications is that they are actually popular and welcome in the forums. The most famous AhSooooFuneeeee is of course Mr Big Cat who's mere absence from the forums sparked a search thread which lasted until he was found sauntering into Yawn Tower as though nothing had happened.
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The Pants-wearing poster,
( scientific name: Pantus Epicus Postus)The Pants-Wearing poster is an extremely rare mobster. In fact, only one is known to be in existence right now. The PWP may post in any number of threads, and that number changes daily. However, to maintain sercrecy, it deletes almost all of its posts. It is only known to have been there if its post was quoted. Also, many believe that the entire universe exists within the empty space in this mobsters pants. It is currently unknown if this claim is true.
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Please do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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farticus wrote:
👊!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Please do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Lol, nice I like it.The Pants-wearing poster,
( scientific name: Pantus Epicus Postus)The Pants-Wearing poster is an extremely rare mobster. In fact, only one is known to be in existence right now. The PWP may post in any number of threads, and that number changes daily. However, to maintain sercrecy, it deletes almost all of its posts. It is only known to have been there if its post was quoted. Also, many believe that the entire universe exists within the empty space in this mobsters pants. It is currently unknown if this claim is true.
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Hyena wrote:
ImAGad
ImAGad are generally older players with massive mobs often swapping in and out of the world's leaderboards. Many of these players view the forums from afar occasionally dropping in. Most ImAGad have no real interest in the day to day runnings of the average player. Rather the majority of ImAGad's fight in another dimension so close to ours that we can see the changing colours of the Turf yet not realize 100 turf have changed hands in the last half hour due to a battle of mobs beyond our comprehension.
There is no hope for one of us mere mortals who receive unwanted attention of an ImAGad and as such all players should be considerate of other mobsters because occassionally the ImAGad listen and take action. That action maybe as simple as deportation from a country to complete elimination of all turf with a blanket of influence placed over a city so you can never place turf again.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Lurkers: usually Of higher mob, these players lurk in the shadows of the forums. Reading often, commenting rarely, Taking action when prompted. Occasional glimpses of the lurker are reported but usually never more than a sighting. Lurkers can often be classified as the aforementioned imAgad, however not all lurkers have the Gad-like mobs the imAgad's possess.
Hah! 😂
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AnuKneeMouse
A subtle creature, the AnuKneeMouse discreetly resides within the forums. Sometimes their responses are funny, sometimes dumb, sometimes helpful; but always forgettable.
An AnuKneeMouse sighting is an extremely rare occurrence, due to their stealthy nature and covert disposition. There seems to be no pattern regarding the numbers they travel in, for there can be anywhere from one to dozens within a single thread.
AnuKneeMouses are usually very friendly, but tend to be shy and not very talkative—short questions or answers do very nicely for them. Sometimes they open up a bit, but they are never widely scorned nor loved by what they say. Because of their anonymity, AnuKneeMouses are never dually another species, unless in the process of metamorphosing.
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Hyena wrote:
this is great hyena! You're using my name for the language! Are They proud?💀ʘℬʂįƊⅈᵃℵ💀 wrote:
A sub group recently formed called INoWannaSpeel. The INoWannaSpeel created their own language lollicow. The requirement of this language was that every word must be mispelt on purpose. In the V forum Get Some has a thread Taek em Dwon. This thread contains prime examples of INoWannaSpeel practicing lollicow. A brief example of lollicow and a translation are below.InoKinSpeel
One who despite multiple attempts at correction, can't spell, usually making the reader of their posts get a headache. Some attempt to correct them but to no avail, grammar, spelling, and puncuation seems to evade these mobsters.
Ah lkie two spake lollicow
I like to speak lollicow -
IZaSkardeeKat is a rarely seen creature as they are only identified when certain circumstances occur.
Generally they reside in quiet country areas of low population which result in a high influence/level ratio to mob size.
The circumstance which triggers their coming out of a shell is their sighting of an ImAGad hopping across the country near them. This triggers a panic reaction which results in 2 actions. First they post a Vendetta request in the V Forum. Secondly they launch a V against the ImAGad.
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Advice received on the V post is short and succinct. "Delete the post, Delete the V, and apologize now.
The ImAGad who had previously been un aware of the IZaSkardeeKat's existence is generally not amused, however if the above suggestions are implemented immediately they may choose to ignore the IZaSkardeeKat, send a stern PM, or cap a couple of Turfs as a lesson. Those IZaSkardeeKat's that either choose to ignore or do not act in time will have everything destroyed. This is a result of the ImAGad's natural wariness as other ImAGad's have been known to use smaller players as scouts for battles.
Accordingly IZaSkardeeKat have a short lifespan on average especially once identified.
Please note their is a sub category IZaReelySkardeeKat which reacts to any bigger mobster in the area.
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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Credit where credit is due. This is the first name for the language that I saw.Hyena wrote:
this is great hyena! You're using my name for the language! Are They proud?💀ʘℬʂįƊⅈᵃℵ💀 wrote:
SnipInoKinSpeel
Snip
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Best thread in weeks!
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
Careful Mr BC has his fans, and he does a pretty good thread also.Best thread in weeks!
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Hyena wrote:
Chrz bro. Please don't use these like social statuses (nerd, geek, chav, gleek) no one likes being told who they are.!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Another DuMeePlease do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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Oracle:
Wise creature that spends most of their time researching the background of a player in order to try and help them the best they can. Mystery is a prime example of this. Though many IWannaBeOracle players have popped up with attempts at helping the n00bs before the Oracle gets to them.
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