Know your mobster.
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farticus wrote:
Face, meet palm.🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
where i dont see itfarticus wrote:
😂 The señorita already did ^do me
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Not bad, very similar to the Mystery'sOracle:
Wise creature that spends most of their time researching the background of a player in order to try and help them the best they can. Mystery is a prime example of this. Though many IWannaBeOracle players have popped up with attempts at helping the n00bs before the Oracle gets to them.
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Hyena wrote:
My bad 😳 but thanks!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Not bad, very similar to the Mystery'sOracle:
Wise creature that spends most of their time researching the background of a player in order to try and help them the best they can. Mystery is a prime example of this. Though many IWannaBeOracle players have popped up with attempts at helping the n00bs before the Oracle gets to them.
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LolGotcha
This kind of creature behaves the same both virtually and in real life.
They like to drive illegally in real life, and force other people off the roads in an attempt to destroy their cars or injure themselves.
In the virtual world, they push boundaries, often edging on or breaking ToS, in an attempt to make other players damage themselves. This can include bullying, attacking unmercifully, slandering, giving bad advice and forcing people to reset.Unfortunately, I met a LolGotcha today on my way home from work...
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WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho
When saying the name of the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho you need to have the theme song for CSI running through your head.
The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho comes not from what these players say but rather what other players say to them. The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho are questioned because of their long time in the game, relatively low level, knowledge of the game and a good punching regime. These all garner suspicions on the forums that the player is a reset. Being the curious beings we are in the GD Forum we if course ask the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho Who are you.
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Hyena wrote:
I was actually considering resetting just the other day ... And then I laughed at my joke. 😁😝WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho
When saying the name of the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho you need to have the theme song for CSI running through your head.
The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho comes not from what these players say but rather what other players say to them. The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho are questioned because of their long time in the game, relatively low level, knowledge of the game and a good punching regime. These all garner suspicions on the forums that the player is a reset. Being the curious beings we are in the GD Forum we if course ask the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho Who are you.
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Can sOmeone do me?
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TootyFrootyNutCake
TootyFrootyNutCakes are those who have seemed to suddenly gone insane within the span of minutes or hours. Oftentimes, a TootyFrootyNutCake will later offer a rather bizarre explanation of their actions.
They peruse the threads solo or sometimes in small groups, but wherever a TootyFrootyNutCake strikes, confusion, hysterical laughter, and the use of rarely-used emoticons are sure to ensue.
TootyFrootyNutCakes are almost always harmless, or at least they are once they've regained their sanity. Just avoid approaching an active TootyFrootyNutCake alone; if you post as a group, you should be fine.
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ImaCreepUout: the ImaCreepUout is a very subtle player. Only aggressive on the map when provoked, or heartbroken. The ImaCreepUout is favored by other players for his lavish stories of the unexplainable. This player has even had a chain of Italian restaurants name a dish after him. The "creepy pasta" is a favorite amongst turfers everywhere!
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Tiger113 wrote:
You're a DuMeeCan sOmeone do me?
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Why is it so hard to understand that we are not "doing" specific people???
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Lol, have you tried getting them to do a decent V post? Sheesh...Why is it so hard to understand that we are not "doing" specific people???
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Hyena wrote:
👆This. Both this's, actually.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Lol, have you tried getting them to do a decent V post? Sheesh...Why is it so hard to understand that we are not "doing" specific people???
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Poetician
A Poetician is a mobster that has a habit of writing random poems for random stuff, such as the promotion of They, their code, or other such things.
Poeticians, while known for sharing their works throughout the forums, also have a secret stash of poetry at home (in the ringed notebook they used for their writer's journal in Brit Lit B... er, or just a random spare journal... 😳). These poems are also about random things or events, such as why non-rhyming poems suck, a store running out of tampons, or the death of a beloved pet (Rest in Peace, Ringo... 😔). Or about how much she hates her—uh, I mean their brother. Or sister! No gender specifics here, no siree.
Poeticians are generally super friendly, totally awesome, and loved dearly by every single other player ever.
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And their poems are incredibly inspiring and beloved by all. Cherished, in fact.
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GotzMonee: the GotzMonee is the type of player that can invest hundreds or even thousands of dollars into their player profile. Maxing stats, weapons, hench, or crates to earn special lootable weapons to gain a distinct sizable advantage. The GotzMonee comes in many different personalities, from helpful to psychotic. Many mobsters have found themselves trapped between two GotzMonees and have subsequently lost turf because of it...
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UralDucktursRite
When faced with a UralDucktursRite, it is very hard to determine just what is going through their head. A UralDucktursRite uses the General Discussions forum to seek out medical attention for a various assortment of ailments, ranging from a simple rash to psychological disorders. The UralDucktursRites' reliance on the knowledge of the general populace as opposed to a diagnosis from a licensed doctor is widely questioned, though a legitimate answer regarding its motives is almost never presented.
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AhGonnaGetzU
AhGonnaGetzU are a vengeful beast. Quiet and methodical you don't realize you have crossed an AhGonnaGetzU until it is too late.
Generally the history behind the creation of an AhGonnaGetzU is that as a small mobster he feels persecuted by a larger mobster who takes what in his mind are an excessive number of Turf especially considering his low total turf count in the first place.
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Instead of bleating about it in the forums or swearing on walls, the AhGonnaGetzU pulls inwards and does the old rope a dope. He gets rid of upkeep weapons, banks cash whilst under attack and punches codes. The code punching can continue for months, until he is strong enough to exact revenge. Then the original attacker becomes the target. Often a 2nd even 3 for 1 turf exchange rate is predetermined by the AhGonnaGetzU. Smart AhGonnaGetzU also post a thread about how getting revenge is sweet. Also they don't cap the turf they originally lost until the end of the revenge. That way people reviewing the profile can see it is a case of revenge.
AhGonnaGetzU who emerge into the Forums with the announcement of revenge occurring at this time garner great respect from the more established mobsters.
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This thread is amazing.
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I see myself in a few of these...
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Hyena wrote:
Oh shit. I've been called out. Just have not fallen through with it yet.Instead of bleating about it in the forums or swearing on walls, the AhGonnaGetzU pulls inwards and does the old rope a dope. He gets rid of upkeep weapons, banks cash whilst under attack and punches codes. The code punching can continue for months, until he is strong enough to exact revenge. Then the original attacker becomes the target. Often a 2nd even 3 for 1 turf exchange rate is predetermined by the AhGonnaGetzU. Smart AhGonnaGetzU also post a thread about how getting revenge is sweet. Also they don't cap the turf they originally lost until the end of the revenge. That way people reviewing the profile can see it is a case of revenge.
AhGonnaGetzU who emerge into the Forums with the announcement of revenge occurring at this time garner great respect from the more established mobsters.
EPIC WIN on this thread.
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Gooseanator wrote:
WRONG THREAD. GET OUT.How do u get 93 influence????
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Gooseanator wrote:
WRONG THREAD. GET OUT.How do u get 93 influence????
He is out. He is chilling in the ER trying to learn Spanish so he can go all Rico Swavy on ya ;-)
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
You know, it really never occurred to me until just now that I could just send these people to the emergency room... *yet-to-be-created facepalm emoticon*SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Gooseanator wrote:
WRONG THREAD. GET OUT.How do u get 93 influence????
He is out. He is chilling in the ER trying to learn Spanish so he can go all Rico Swavy on ya ;-)
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
ER does nothing. Hit turf.Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
You know, it really never occurred to me until just now that I could just send these people to the emergency room... *yet-to-be-created facepalm emoticon*SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Gooseanator wrote:
WRONG THREAD. GET OUT.How do u get 93 influence????
He is out. He is chilling in the ER trying to learn Spanish so he can go all Rico Swavy on ya ;-)
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Gooseanator wrote:
Too far, otherwise I would join the ERing.Does any one know how to get 93 influence????
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Hyena wrote:
laughing like he'll. Csi theme song and awesome song by itself.WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho
When saying the name of the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho you need to have the theme song for CSI running through your head.
The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho comes not from what these players say but rather what other players say to them. The WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho are questioned because of their long time in the game, relatively low level, knowledge of the game and a good punching regime. These all garner suspicions on the forums that the player is a reset. Being the curious beings we are in the GD Forum we if course ask the WhoooRUWhoWhoWhoWho Who are you.
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AndzUpAzole
The AndzUpAzoleis a mid level mobster who frequents the forums. They want to ensure that the forums maintain a certain standard. To that end when certain actions are performed by other mobsters the AndzUpAzole will swiftly strike. Some AndzUpAzole's will provide a warning especially if the player is new or a first time offender. However if the matter is not promptly rectified or if it happens to be a AndzUpAzole in a bad mood they will strike. Punishments include:
1) ERing
2) OOC Turf
3) Horses Heads
4) Cement Shoes
5) Car bombs(cont...)
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cont...)
Offences which attract the attention of the AndzUpAzole include:
A) Posting Codes in the incorrect forum.
B) Bumping their own thread when no one has responded.
C) Creating Multiple Threads either on the same or similar subjects at the same time.
D) Making unrelated posts to the content of a thread.
E) Abusive language (note this is different to swearing which is not an offence)
F) Insincere Apologies, or multiple apology threads.
G) Creating threads regarding subject matter that is answered in the Help Section or the various Stickies.Please note this is not an exhaustive list and there are other crimes that the unknowing may find themselves being prosecuted for.
Please feel free to add additional crimes to this post.
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