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Thanks to creeper nate for suggesting a forum police mobster which resulted in the identification and classification of the AndzUpAzole
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TemperAiry
Also known as Inactives, TemperAiries are mobsters that are no longer playing Turf Wars. Whether it was recommended by a friend, found whilst perusing the app store, or suggested by a website, the game never really stuck with this player. TemperAiries usually play for one week to a few months before deciding that having a social life (outside the TW forums) is more important than dotting a virtual map with colorful circles.
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Hyena wrote:
H) Posting about Octopi...cont...)
Offences which attract the attention of the AndzUpAzole include:
A) Posting Codes in the incorrect forum.
B) Bumping their own thread when no one has responded.
C) Creating Multiple Threads either on the same or similar subjects at the same time.
D) Making unrelated posts to the content of a thread.
E) Abusive language (note this is different to swearing which is not an offence)
F) Insincere Apologies, or multiple apology threads.
G) Creating threads regarding subject matter that is answered in the Help Section or the various Stickies.Please note this is not an exhaustive list and there are other crimes that the unknowing may find themselves being prosecuted for.
Please feel free to add additional crimes to this post.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Further the sites where a TemperAiry has planted turf are considered holy sites by the IMaGad and many other players. This is because each TemperAiry only places a few turf they are each very rare. It is common to find IMaGad's and other experienced players planting turf over that of the TemperAiry to protect it.TemperAiry
Also known as Inactives, TemperAiries are mobsters that are no longer playing Turf Wars. Whether it was recommended by a friend, found whilst perusing the app store, or suggested by a website, the game never really stuck with this player. TemperAiries usually play for one week to a few months before deciding that having a social life (outside the TW forums) is more important than dotting a virtual map with colorful circles.
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I don't think this was done already, so here goes:
SewerSidle
Instead of putting in the time and effort of running missions or attacking other players, SewerSidles rely on the attacks of other players to level up. You can often find them in the GD forums begging to be attacked. Many mobsters happily oblige, though some criticize.
Some of the more intelligent SewerSidles create threads that are so idiotic and ridiculous that they ignite a chain of attacks from many mobsters (such as AndzUpAzoles) who are trying to punish the OPs for being what is commonly referred to as a "newb"; a derivative of the term "newbie". What the attackers fail to realize is that that is exactly what the SewerSidle wanted in the first place.
As a whole, SewerSidles are a pretty successful species. The smarter ones are harder to identify because of their covert operations, and the best are impossible to find, unless they admit to it.
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Hyena wrote:
Haha, nice 😝SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Further the sites where a TemperAiry has planted turf are considered holy sites by the IMaGad and many other players. This is because each TemperAiry only places a few turf they are each very rare. It is common to find IMaGad's and other experienced players planting turf over that of the TemperAiry to protect it.TemperAiry
Also known as Inactives, TemperAiries are mobsters that are no longer playing Turf Wars. Whether it was recommended by a friend, found whilst perusing the app store, or suggested by a website, the game never really stuck with this player. TemperAiries usually play for one week to a few months before deciding that having a social life (outside the TW forums) is more important than dotting a virtual map with colorful circles.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Keep this up and you'll be a DuMee...😞 still nothing... I'm too plain to be catagorized by this threads awsomeness.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Have you ever heard "Suburban Home" by the Descendants?😞 still nothing... I'm too plain to be catagorized by this threads awsomeness.
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IGonnahBeAhGawd
Players who act similarly to first year students at a secondary school (high school) at the very bottom but determined to reach the top esily. Similar to the ITwoEegargh players but with the intention of being a "hard man" IGonnahBeAhGawd players tend to make fundemental mistakes at the beginning of the game. Swearing, posting in the wrong forums or trolling. Until a larger players straightens them out.
After this IGonnahBeAhGawd players often receed back into the darker areas of the game. Slowly recovering themselves but often becoming TemporAiries.
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IMooreGawd
IMooreGawd's are close to the IMaGad but not quite at that level. However, they are still very intimidating characters. When a number of IMooreGawds team up they have been known to stop an IMaGad in his/her tracks. Unfortunately if they do not totally remove the IMaGad from the area, once the vendetta is finished they are open to reprisals.
IMooreGawd's continue to punch codes in the hope of one day metamorphosing into an IMaGad.
The IMooreGawd is named after the female actress who used to be married to Mr Kutcher.
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NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU
The NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU is often at first mistaken for a IDidNaDoAnyfing or a TisNarFare for their Vendetta posts will appear to be similar.
The way a NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU can be differentiated from the former classifications of mobster is when another mobster tries to assist by providing advice on how to extract themselves from their situation. As the information being provided is not the assistance they are looking for they will ignore it and pretend that this information was not provided.
Unfortunately due to their tunnel vision problems these players are usually short lived. Any remaining turf after the mobster has been flattened by the proverbial dump truck hurtling down the road at them become a shrine to the passing and they are transformed into a TemperAiry.
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Hyena wrote:
Basically the people that don't listen to you 😏NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU
The NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU is often at first mistaken for a IDidNaDoAnyfing or a TisNarFare for their Vendetta posts will appear to be similar.
The way a NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU can be differentiated from the former classifications of mobster is when another mobster tries to assist by providing advice on how to extract themselves from their situation. As the information being provided is not the assistance they are looking for they will ignore it and pretend that this information was not provided.
Unfortunately due to their tunnel vision problems these players are usually short lived. Any remaining turf after the mobster has been flattened by the proverbial dump truck hurtling down the road at them become a shrine to the passing and they are transformed into a TemperAiry.
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!☣࿈ㄗɧᎧξɳི།χ࿈☣! wrote:
Not necessarily just me, they don't listen to anyone that is not giving them what they want.Hyena wrote:
Basically the people that don't listen to you 😏NarNahNarEyeKanaeHereU
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IvaWonLinher
The IvaWonLinher are an interesting crossbreed often incorporating another classification of mobster. They have generally played for an extended period and are respected by the community. The first one knows they have upset an IvaWonLinher is when they receive the IvaWonLinher's distinctive pm. The most famous IvaWonLinher is the Smoke Monster who's famous "knock knock" strikes fear into any who receive it.
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UFiteMiFite
The UFiteMiFite will create a Vendetta thread in the correct forum. Unfortunately despite their best efforts it is a sadly lacking post. When other players post on their thread to either try and help or ridicule (the latter actually being more common) they will invite them to the V irrespective of the content of the post by the mobster.
Some UFiteMiFite will go through their mob list and invite players from their mob to their V. These invites are sent similar to junk mail and those mobsters whose name put them on the 1st page of the list can receive 4 or 5 invites a day.
UFiteMiFite are terribly offended when their V invites are declined, especially in the latter example, after all you are in their mob.
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Hyena wrote:
I was a 'AhGonnaGetzU'. And when I mobbed up to 5k, my enemy and bully suddenly no longer existed in a 100km radius, except where I decided to mercifully tax him. 😄AhGonnaGetzU
AhGonnaGetzU are a vengeful beast. Quiet and methodical you don't realize you have crossed an AhGonnaGetzU until it is too late.
Generally the history behind the creation of an AhGonnaGetzU is that as a small mobster he feels persecuted by a larger mobster who takes what in his mind are an excessive number of Turf especially considering his low total turf count in the first place.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I became a AhGunnaGetzU after Hyena guided my noob but after I was being hit 24/7Hyena wrote:
I was a 'AhGonnaGetzU'. And when I mobbed up to 5k, my enemy and bully suddenly no longer existed in a 100km radius, except where I decided to mercifully tax him. 😄AhGonnaGetzU
AhGonnaGetzU are a vengeful beast. Quiet and methodical you don't realize you have crossed an AhGonnaGetzU until it is too late.
Generally the history behind the creation of an AhGonnaGetzU is that as a small mobster he feels persecuted by a larger mobster who takes what in his mind are an excessive number of Turf especially considering his low total turf count in the first place.
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So is it considered trolling to post a completely unrelated post in a thread?
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ITwoEegargh. At this point, I'm not sure if I can change that...😓
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YOU wrote:
Can anyone help me?!?!?ITwoEegargh. At this point, I'm not sure if I can change that...😓
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Zenyoul wrote:
Well recognizing the problem is the 1st step to curing the problem...YOU wrote:
Can anyone help me?!?!?ITwoEegargh. At this point, I'm not sure if I can change that...😓
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Hyena wrote:
What's step two?Zenyoul wrote:
Well recognizing the problem is the 1st step to curing the problem...YOU wrote:
Can anyone help me?!?!?ITwoEegargh. At this point, I'm not sure if I can change that...😓
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Zenyoul wrote:
ITwoEegarghHyena wrote:
What's step two?Zenyoul wrote:
Snip.YOU wrote:
Snip.Snip.
The ITwoEegargh is a form of Noob that wants to be playing with the big boys from day 1. You will find ITwoEegargh in all the forums from day one of their arrival in TurfWars. They will be offering to join V's when they are level 4 (currently a prime example in the V column right now if you hurry). They will be telling players how to play in the help section, or telling Smoke off in the GD forum. Unless a more respected player takes them under his/her wing they are usually fodder for the vultures.
First, slow down on participation in the forums.
2 punch codes, aim for 100 mob per level.
Don't react to trolls it only feeds them.
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Hyena wrote:
Didn't even had to ask to DuMee....ITwoEegargh
The ITwoEegargh is a form of Noob that wants to be playing with the big boys from day 1. You will find ITwoEegargh in all the forums from day one of their arrival in TurfWars. They will be offering to join V's when they are level 4 (currently a prime example in the V column right now if you hurry). They will be telling players how to play in the help section, or telling Smoke off in the GD forum. Unless a more respected player takes them under his/her wing they are usually fodder for the vultures.
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Mr Bloody Doom wrote:
Lol, maybe you have metamorphosised from a DuMee to an ITwoEegargh. You can still grow through that phase as well.Hyena wrote:
Didn't even had to ask to DuMee....ITwoEegargh
The ITwoEegargh is a form of Noob that wants to be playing with the big boys from day 1. You will find ITwoEegargh in all the forums from day one of their arrival in TurfWars. They will be offering to join V's when they are level 4 (currently a prime example in the V column right now if you hurry). They will be telling players how to play in the help section, or telling Smoke off in the GD forum. Unless a more respected player takes them under his/her wing they are usually fodder for the vultures.
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IDontThinkSo
The IDontThinkSo is a very worried player. They usually hide in the countryside trying to stay away from others. They will not post in the forums and will not make contact with the outside world. If they are attacked they will often give all of there car bombs, horses heads and cement shoes to the player that attacked them before destroying all of there turf and
Resetting. Because of this the IDontThinkSo will not last long and will be very rarely seen. Unless another person changes him, he will die out -
New Mobster Type
David: A Mobster who through guile, cunning, strategy or stupidity of his opponent is able to defeat a player with a much larger mob than their own.
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Goliath, able to be identified when they create a V thread complaining they are being bullied by a David. Depending upon how young the Goliath is they will be either ridiculed and attacked or be advised to simply arm their mob...
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The Thugwit.
This type of mobster will turn on his mates and start helping the same mobs he has been fighting for years. Do not trust this horrible creature at any time. -
Lazzarii, are mobsters who return from the grave after an extended period of inactivity. Most recent notable Lazzarii include AJC and MissyDunn.
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