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mr71vwbus wrote:
+1, great mobster, I have seen a few of these in the wild...CntakeitNemoar: this is the type of player who likes to go out and stir up trouble. Either on the map or in the forums. Has a good time riling the other players until a big kid gets in the mix. Instead of becoming an atookamalickin the CntakeitNemoar resets and deletes the TW app all together.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hey Señorita, just saw you description of the InoEvreeThang. Great mobster! You should do more. :)InoEvreeThang
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Hyena wrote:
👆 love this oneIGunnaKeelU
The IGunnaKeelU is unfortunately growing in commonality, why I have heard of 2 sitings this week. IGunnaKeelU are related to the TisNarFare but have a greater anger. Where the TisNarFare whines from the corner the IGunnaKeelU wants to teach you a lesson in RL. They will commonly want to meet you behind the school shed to give you a beating. IGunnaKeelU are an extremely unappealing and diseased creature. They generally need to be put down with one of the lowest conversion rates to becoming an ATookAMaLickn.
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DuMee
Not to be confused with a Dummy, a DuMee is an attention seeker that yearns with all of his heart to know how everyone else views him. Wherever there's any sort of "Name Analysis" or "Yearbook" type thread, a swarm of DuMees will always be close behind.
DuMees (almost...) always travel in packs, abandoning all sense and ignoring any hints that there might be too many of them to logically respond to. They swarm the forums, sometimes forcing a response through repetition, forceful demands, or hinting at their depression if they weren't to be added to the list.
There are always many DuMees that never wind up finding out their life's history or yearbook nomination; however, these very common creatures never seem to understand that their attempts are futile. DuMees—like InoEvreeThangs—can either evolve from or into other species, or even be another species at the same time.
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Chickens.
People who stay under the don's influence. -
Great posts. Very nicely written about each personality type of players!
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ImAGad
ImAGad are generally older players with massive mobs often swapping in and out of the world's leaderboards. Many of these players view the forums from afar occasionally dropping in when they hear their name mentioned. Most ImAGad have no real interest in the day to day runnings of the average player. Rather the majority of ImAGad's fight in another dimension so close to ours that we can see the changing colours of the Turf yet not realize 100 turf have changed hands in the last half hour due to a battle of mobs beyond our comprehension.
There is no hope for one of us mere mortals who receive unwanted attention of an ImAGad and as such all players should be considerate of other mobsters because occassionally the ImAGad listen and take action. That action maybe as simple as deportation from a country to complete elimination of all turf with a blanket of influence placed over a city so you can never place turf again.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Lol, short and to the point, well a couple actually...Chickens.
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Real name: supertroller
He is exactly what his name says he trolls the fourms and is begging to be carbombed or sent to ER 24/7.
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⚾sports lover ⚽ wrote:
Further a Supertroller is addicted to the Forums to the point that they will change their names to:Real name: supertroller
He is exactly what his name says he trolls the fourms and is begging to be carbombed or sent to ER 24/7.
A) try to avoid forum bans, and
B) try and cover up their past trolling, and
C) eventually take on a name to reflect their trolling nature or appologise for their past trolling as a self imposed mark of shame when they grow out of being a SuperTroller. -
Better than my name analysis and sick threads combined. Brilliant effort, Hyena: you almost come a draw with Mr Big Cat with this superb effort!
This little mobster supports this thread 👍👍
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InoKinSpeel
One who despite multiple attempts at correction, can't spell, usually making the reader of their posts get a headache. Some attempt to correct them but to no avail, grammar, spelling, and puncuation seems to evade these mobsters.
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💀ʘℬʂįƊⅈᵃℵ💀 wrote:
A sub group recently formed called INoWannaSpeel. The INoWannaSpeel created their own language lollicow. The requirement of this language was that every word must be mispelt on purpose. In the V forum Get Some has a thread Taek em Dwon. This thread contains prime examples of INoWannaSpeel practicing lollicow. A brief example of lollicow and a translation are below.InoKinSpeel
One who despite multiple attempts at correction, can't spell, usually making the reader of their posts get a headache. Some attempt to correct them but to no avail, grammar, spelling, and puncuation seems to evade these mobsters.
Ah lkie two spake lollicow
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Such a brilliant thread Hyena! 😄
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Lol I gotta say this is one of my top 3 favorite threads so far!
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Great thread.... Great read...
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Graveyard wrote:
👏😂Great thread.... Great read...
😉👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Damn that's high praise from a quality thread man himself. Cheers Turfa.Better than my name analysis and sick threads combined. Brilliant effort, Hyena: you almost come a draw with Mr Big Cat with this superb effort!
This little mobster supports this thread 👍👍
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Him: him is the player in which we do not speak. The mere utterance of him's name sends shivers down most players spines. The resounding "knock knock" of him's presence have made some players reset or quit altogether. Him's polite demeanor is often not noticed because of the wrath and severity of his anger. Him is the type of player you hope to become and hope to never anger.
WARNING: Him's signature "knock knock" echos throughout turf wars like a gunshot in a silent room. If said signature is ever directed at you, DO NOT provoke him by trash talking. Seek shelter immediately.
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Nice one. :)Him: him is the player in which we do not speak. The mere utterance of him's name sends shivers down most players spines. The resounding "knock knock" of him's presence have made some players reset or quit altogether. Him's polite demeanor is often not noticed because of the wrath and severity of his anger. Him is the type of player you hope to become and hope to never anger.
WARNING: Him's signature "knock knock" echos throughout turf wars like a gunshot in a silent room. If said signature is ever directed at you, DO NOT provoke him by trash talking. Seek shelter immediately.
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do me
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farticus wrote:
😂 The señorita already did ^do me
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
where i dont see itfarticus wrote:
😂 The señorita already did ^do me
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
farticus wrote:
😂 The señorita already did ^do me
😂 lol!
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Hyena wrote:
Lol, happened to meATookAMaLickn
The ATookAMaLickn is a unique creature in that he is not born as a ATookAMaLickn. The ATookAMaLickn starts as a TisIsHowItIs, or a WhadIDoo,or any other creature referenced here. This creature is transformed by th community into a ATookAMaLickn through a rigorous process of ERing, capping turf, cement shoes, horses heads and carbombs. It is a very delicate process and if it is not done correctly is fatal to the player. Unfortunately only about 10% survive to become a ATookAMaLickn
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This by far is my favorite thread! I laughed my head off reading all of the different types of mobsters, and kneeled to the ground to weep a bit (Guilty!). Cudos to a mobster who made me cry!
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Lurkers: usually Of higher mob, these players lurk in the shadows of the forums. Reading often, commenting rarely, Taking action when prompted. Occasional glimpses of the lurker are reported but usually never more than a sighting. Lurkers can often be classified as the aforementioned imAgad, however not all lurkers have the Gad-like mobs the imAgad's possess.
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Memonkeysee. These are usually forum players rather than map players. They rarely have good or original ideas of their own so hang around the edges of the GD looking for topics to commendeer. Often hunting in groups it is common to see several memonkeysee attacks following another. The more crafty memonkeysee will wait a few days, often even a week to repeat a topic. This is in the mistaken belief that other users will have forgotten the original thread and think the memonkeysee is incredibly insightful or original.
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Hyena wrote:
That⬆ is sooooo like....⚾sports lover ⚽ wrote:
Further a Supertroller is addicted to the Forums to the point that they will change their names to:Real name: supertroller
He is exactly what his name says he trolls the fourms and is begging to be carbombed or sent to ER 24/7.
A) try to avoid forum bans, and
B) try and cover up their past trolling, and
C) eventually take on a name to reflect their trolling nature or appologise for their past trolling as a self imposed mark of shame when they grow out of being a SuperTroller.
🐸SuperTroller🐸Aka- The Forum-er
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Please do me, very interested to know what you think 😃
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