Anti-Joke session 🐔 Post, comment or view. Enjoy!!!
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Anti-Jokes are a unique, and unexpected genre of jokes. They range from rediculus to random. (example⬇)
Q: How do you make a plumber sad?
A: By killing his familyPlease add, comment and enjoy these diverse jokes.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was shot.
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Why did the kid drop his icecream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!!
This story is funny because the kid gets dead.
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A duck walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender asks him "What will it be?"
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The duck doesn't respond because it is a duck. -
Whats the worst way to die? Being killed to death.
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
LOL!Why did the kid drop his icecream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!!
This story is funny because the kid gets dead.
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A kid wanted to go to his buddy.
He never made it.
Why? Cuz the city he was in got nuked. -
What is green and has wheels?
😲🐔🐔🐔😲
Grass. I was lying about the wheels part. -
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the hen house was there.
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This really is an anti-joke thread. I had to read it to ensure. Yep nothing funny here continue... *exits room*
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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WHY do you question my motives!?!?!? -
spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
👆👍spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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Why did the girl fall off the chair?
There was a knife in her back -
Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
....... But u got 2 admit, it was a good 1.😪💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
👆👍spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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What is green, fuzzy, and would probably kill you if it fell from a tree?
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A pool table. -
How did the boy jump in the air so high? A explosion hit him.
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To mamma is so fat
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That she is at risk of heart failure, and might realistically die in the next week. -
Why did the man paint the wall blue?
Because he likes the color blue -
Why was the mans foot red?
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Because he couldn't stop the bleeding. -
Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
Man of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Come on Turfa, it is his thread just don't come back and read it.Man of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Old Turfa, banning people from their own thread xDMan of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
Superyan wrote:
Hahahahahahaha♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Old Turfa, banning people from their own thread xDMan of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
Superyan wrote:
Lmao♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Old Turfa, banning people from their own thread xDMan of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
What did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile?
'Robin, get in the batmobile'
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What did the Godess get for her Birthday....
👸🎁🎉👸
A pile of throw up on the floor 😁
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Zempz wrote:
😂😂😂What did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile?
'Robin, get in the batmobile'
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Falling doesn't kill you, it's the sudden stop at the end
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