Anti-Joke session 🐔 Post, comment or view. Enjoy!!!
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el guatemalteco wrote:
My mom did have cancer→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
My father has cancer toospet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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Guys... We need to de-senitise around here!! I've got major beef with the subject of cancer but that's a joke that's been told in a million different ways since the advent of life!
Nothing was meant by it (I hope)!
Anyway... I have no anti jokes so I'll leave..... I do have an uncle jock though! 😉
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
👆😜 ThisGuys... We need to de-senitise around here!! I've got major beef with the subject of cancer but that's a joke that's been told in a million different ways since the advent of life!
Nothing was meant by it (I hope)!
Anyway... I have no anti jokes so I'll leave..... I do have an uncle jock though! 😉
Cmon guys, loosen up.
I'll post some more tomorrow, i'm a bit tired as of now. -
⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Careful. People are a bit sensitive around here.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
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What's worse than findin a worm in your apple
Finding a vein in your cheese sausage.
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Hey I like your crocs! -no one
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side! (OMG its sooo deep... I guess you had to see "Rango" -
Master J wrote:
No her GF was sick...🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
must have got knocked up >_>What did the Godess get for her Birthday....
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A pile of throw up on the floor 😁
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⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
Rofl, last one!!! 😲😂😄So this guy walks into a bar, but like a solid, metal one, so he breaks a rib and has to go to the hospital for surgery.
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So today i was feeling like burning some calories. Found the nearest fat kid to me and set him on fire. 👍
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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Stolen! You're under arrest!!😱🔫👮 -
⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
I don't mind most jokes. Just ones about life threatening diseases and down syndrome. Just stuff around that area.✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
👆😜 ThisGuys... We need to de-senitise around here!! I've got major beef with the subject of cancer but that's a joke that's been told in a million different ways since the advent of life!
Nothing was meant by it (I hope)!
Anyway... I have no anti jokes so I'll leave..... I do have an uncle jock though! 😉
Cmon guys, loosen up.
I'll post some more tomorrow, i'm a bit tired as of now. -
Hyena wrote:
True 😊Master J wrote:
No her GF was sick...🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
must have got knocked up >_>What did the Godess get for her Birthday....
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A pile of throw up on the floor 😁
Guess what the Godess got for the day after her birthday....
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Nothing 😳
Cause nobody gets anything the day after their birthday 😄 -
What did the gypsy give his mum for Xmas?
The dick
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Why did the cow fall from the space shuttle?
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Because it was dead from lack of oxygen! -
Why does the Getch like little children?
Because he's a pedophile.
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Why did the little girl cross the street?
I was fondling her.
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
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How do you get a hooker for cheap?... Kidnap her
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What's green and waves in the breeze ?
A tree.
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Whats hairy and smells when it's wet?
My dog -
How did the man of ice melt?
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Cuz he forgot to lie in the shade of his troll bridge.How did he really melt?
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Cuz he just got burned. -
What do you call a blue chicken.
A blue chicken.
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What's yellow, striped and flys?
A yellow striped flying monster -
Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Ok. (Avoiding conflict) Delete the quote too.Man of Ice wrote:
You should probably delete this one.What's better than winning the special Olympics?
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Not being retarded! -
Shit! I can't delete quotes!!! Gj TLJ.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It's hard to take you serious because you are deranged Turfa. Lol I luv ur thread on being sick though.Man of Ice wrote:
Buddy, you have been here long enough to know better. You'll get anything you have coming.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Ok. (Avoiding conflict) Delete the quote too.Man of Ice wrote:
You should probably delete this one.What's better than winning the special Olympics?
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Not being retarded! -
Man of Ice wrote:
😳♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It's hard to take you serious because you are deranged Turfa. Lol I luv ur thread on being sick though.Man of Ice wrote:
Buddy, you have been here long enough to know better. You'll get anything you have coming.Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
Ok. (Avoiding conflict) Delete the quote too.Man of Ice wrote: Snipped
You should probably delete this one.
... I call you out, then ER you, and you politely tell me you like my thread?Hmm.
People, I hereby retract anything I said about Man Of Ice, and from this moment hence I shall re-evaluate his position upon my ladder of respect.
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These are the worst jokes ever lol
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Man of Ice wrote:
I deleted itShit! I can't delete quotes!!! Gj TLJ.
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Why did the man start killing people?he thinks it's fun.
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