Anti-Joke session 🐔 Post, comment or view. Enjoy!!!
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→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
My father has cancer toospet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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knock knock
who's there
Jahovas Whitness. Would you like to here about the end of the world? -
Dmitri wrote:
👎A kid wanted to go to his buddy.
He never made it.
Why? Cuz the city he was in got nuked. -
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side -
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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No offense guys:
Spot the American.
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No, you cant, because they are people just like us.Just kidding, he's at McDonald's.
Saw this the other day. No offense, just playing on some stereotypes.
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Why did the troops run away?
They were not, they were advancing in the other direction.
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el guatemalteco wrote:
I'm glad there's other people that agree with me. My family has fallen apart from my mums cancer. My little brother moved because he couldnt handle mum being sick. So he left me and my dad to pick up the pieces. My family is broke because of the bills to keep my mum alive. It has been the hardest 9 months of our life's. And it's not over yet. I'm 22 and every day you feel like crying because things are so hard. It is not fun or a joke. When some one in your family has it, you will understand.→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
My father has cancer toospet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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nailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewhere else.spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
What's black, blue and red and spins in a circle?
A bruised baby with a fork I. It's hand.
I hope I offended someone...
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Yan. Lol.Superyan wrote:
I agree Yan, Nailz is annoyingnailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewhere else.spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
What's black, blue and red and spins in a circle?
A bruised baby with a fork I. It's hand.
I hope I offended someone...
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Oh for the love of god...UnknownAssassin wrote:
Yan. Lol.Superyan wrote:
I agree Yan, Nailz is annoyingnailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewhere else.spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
What's black, blue and red and spins in a circle?
A bruised baby with a fork I. It's hand.
I hope I offended someone...
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Dmitri wrote:
Still doesnt get past the fact that you aren't funny.Hyena wrote:
These jokes are ANTI jokes. See?💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
That's the point, these jokes are meant to not be funny.Dmitri wrote:
NOT FUNNY.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some food.
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Superyan wrote:
I'm joking. I saw a post of mystery and you saying it was Ryan and I saw you post recently so it was too good an opportunity lolGhetto Monstazz wrote:
Oh for the love of god...UnknownAssassin wrote:
Yan. Lol.Superyan wrote:
I agree Yan, Nailz is annoyingnailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewhere else.spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
What's black, blue and red and spins in a circle?
A bruised baby with a fork I. It's hand.
I hope I offended someone...
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
*shakes head*Superyan wrote:
I'm joking. I saw a post of mystery and you saying it was Ryan and I saw you post recently so it was too good an opportunity lolGhetto Monstazz wrote:
Oh for the love of god...UnknownAssassin wrote:
Yan. Lol.Superyan wrote:
I agree Yan, Nailz is annoyingnailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewherespet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
I hope I offended someone...
Darn you! -
Superyan wrote:
That is how I role ✊UnknownAssassin wrote:
*shakes head*Superyan wrote:
I'm joking. I saw a post of mystery and you saying it was Ryan and I saw you post recently so it was too good an opportunity lolGhetto Monstazz wrote:
Oh for the love of god...UnknownAssassin wrote:
Yan. Lol.Superyan wrote:
I agree Yan, Nailz is annoyingnailz wrote:
I dislike you nailz.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewherespet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everI hope I offended someone...
Darn you! -
:). Thanks for sharing.
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An Irishmen, Australian and american walked into a bar.
They all ordered a beer.
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Why did the man drop dead because someone shot him ha ha ha ha choke choke
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
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What happened to the car?
It blew up.What happened to the boat?
It blew up?What happened to the plane? It blew up?
What happened to the truck?
How the heck am I supposed to know?! -
Why did one guy say to the other when they met? Hi.
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→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
He wasn't trying to make a cancer jokespet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
Why can't you accept the comedy of the joke and move on it won't hurt you -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I find this highly offensive!No offense guys:
Spot the American.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
No, you cant, because they are people just like us.Just kidding, he's at McDonald's.
Saw this the other day. No offense, just playing on some stereotypes.
Just kidding I find it fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
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Man of Ice wrote:
lolWhy did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
must have got knocked up >_>What did the Godess get for her Birthday....
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A pile of throw up on the floor 😁
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
The horse cannot respond because it is a horse, it can neither speak now understand english. It's scared and confused bye it's surrounding and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables and chairs. -
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
he's not the only one. Superyan and I both commented on his offensiveness. We both also have experienced different aspects of cancer.el guatemalteco wrote:
Snipped.→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
My father has cancer toospet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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So a duck walks into a bar..
Animal control is promptly called and the duck is quickly relocated to a nearby park.
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🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
UILO I officially have zero tolerance for you now. 👎→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
He wasn't trying to make a cancer jokespet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
Why can't you accept the comedy of the joke and move on it won't hurt you -
So this guy walks into a bar, but like a solid, metal one, so he breaks a rib and has to go to the hospital for surgery.
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So today i was feeling like burning some calories. Found the nearest fat kid to me and set him on fire. 👍
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