Anti-Joke session 🐔 Post, comment or view. Enjoy!!!
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Lol. Ok it was too harsh ... Sorry dude. Maybe anti jokes aren't my thing 😝Superyan wrote:
Lmao♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Old Turfa, banning people from their own thread xDMan of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
What was more mysterious than Amelia Earnhardt's disappearance? Why the hell she wasn't in a kitchen.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some food.
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Dmitri wrote:
NOT FUNNY.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some food.
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What do you call a hipster guy crossing the road?
20 points.
What do you call a hipster couple crossing the road? 2x bonus. -
spet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
That's the point, these jokes are meant to not be funny.Dmitri wrote:
NOT FUNNY.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some food.
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Hyena wrote:
These jokes are ANTI jokes. See?💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
That's the point, these jokes are meant to not be funny.Dmitri wrote:
NOT FUNNY.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some food.
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Anti jokes are dry jokes. They are still funny. Other wise you are just typing... consider that truth a moment. You will see I'm right and your definition doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
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Why are the Olympics allowing women to wear clothes other then bikinis while playing Vollyball?
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I don't know I was hoping you could tell me
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YOU wrote:
By your definition this post is an anti joke. Because it isn't funny. There's more to it than just saying stuff.Anti jokes are dry jokes. They are still funny. Other wise you are just typing... consider that truth a moment. You will see I'm right and your definition doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Cuz they hate pretty girls.Why are the Olympics allowing women to wear clothes other then bikinis while playing Vollyball?
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I don't know I was hoping you could tell me
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Piss your censorship of somewhere else.spet_snazzy wrote:
No cancer jokes everwhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
What's black, blue and red and spins in a circle?
A bruised baby with a fork I. It's hand.
I hope I offended someone...
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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
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nailz wrote:
You may be a fucking asshole, but this one is funny.Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine. -
What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
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Tú mama es muy stuipdo...
I hate Mexicans.
(How can I hate myself though. No offense with the anti joke above.)
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why did man of ices mom post this instead of man of ice?
cause he died
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Why did Jimmy watch tv all day?
Because he had no friends
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It's ok Turfa😜Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Lol. Ok it was too harsh ... Sorry dude. Maybe anti jokes aren't my thing 😝Superyan wrote:
Lmao♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Old Turfa, banning people from their own thread xDMan of Ice wrote:
Dude. Stop posting.Why did the little boy want a new bike?
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Because 🚲 his old one got stolen by spiderman.😱 -
Knock knock.
Whose there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who? -
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
Yeah, and he can have my 12 year old brother's cancer as well. Asshole. 👎spet_snazzyspet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
This and my farmer and his tractor joke are two of my oldest and favourite anti-jokes ever.nailz wrote:
You may be a fucking asshole, but this one is funny.Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
To the guy with the baby joke: those have no place here. Go make yourself a baby and racist joke thread somewhere else. 👎
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I like my cofee how I like my women
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Without a PENIS! -
Man of Ice wrote:
Why did this kid not know how to spell ridiculous?Anti-Jokes are a unique, and unexpected genre of jokes. They range from rediculus to random. (example⬇)
Q: How do you make a plumber sad?
A: By killing his familyPlease add, comment and enjoy these diverse jokes.
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Because he was uneducated. -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He can have mine too!→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
Yeah, and he can have my 12 year old brother's cancer as well. Asshole. 👎spet_snazzyspet_snazzy wrote:
That's the worst joke I've ever here'd. Can I give you my mums cancer?? Pweeeease that would be super. Stupid assholewhat did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas. ....... cancer
Oh wait... I donated mine to research :/
Sorry Snazzy. -
Why is Funky Buffalo so good a spelling?
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Because he is rediculusley smart! -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why the hell would I know? It's a damn chicken.
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What is the word?
Bird.
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