⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡
Forums › General Discussion › ⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡-
Dogs are awesome. My dog right now is laying next to me, just happy to be here. Whereas my cat is forcing me to scratch it. Cats are in the same boat as ducks and women in my eyes. Dogs would kill themselves for you. Have you heard of a heroic cat, no, you wanna know why? They are to busy saving themselves and purring next to the neighbors while you and your house burns. Fuck cats(pardon). Also Dogs are just funner. Try to get a cat to play just try it and video tape it for my amusement. You could never match a dogs enthusiasm. Well unless your Tom Cruise on Oprah.
-
Dogs>cats. No brainer.
-
Dog:
9am - Eat bacon bits my owner left on the floor. My favorite thing!
10am - Catch the ball with my owner. My favorite thing!
11am - Sit mext to my owner on the couch. My favorite thing!
12am - Have a dog biscuit treat for lunch. My favorite thing!...
Cat:
Day 882 in my captors dwelling. So far today the forced me to ingest a digusting liquid and a solid food i had to awkwardly break with my teeth. The evil creatures then decided to taunt me with a fake mouse. I'm not an idiot, it's a fake mouse. THEN they squeezed me and made me sit on their laps for HOURS upon HOURS...Moral of the story- The dog would die for you because it wouldn'tknow amy better, whereas the cat actually values it's life and will help you if it knows it CAN help.
-
On the topic of pets. Have you noticed how you mess with your pets all you want, but the minute a friend picks up your pet your scared.
Like I've thrown my cat across the room to my coach before and I've spun my dog around on the floor by its ass before. I swear if the ASPCA saw that I would be in court. Its not abusive, it's just sometimes you want to have fun at your pets expense(and I was 13) I don't do it anymore. -
Have you ever stares at the sky and wondered, "why am I staring at the sky." Is that a philosophical question to ask? Am I searching for something more than what this world has to offer? Or am I avoiding eye contact with an ex-girlfriend or person I dislike. I like to think the latter. However, I'm sure my mind slips to places at times that I wouldn't normally go(and that's saying something for me).
Did any of you have a textured wall when you were young I'd even now? You know a wall that had random bumps in it to help paint adhere. I did. And the worse thing about it is that my imagination saw faces in the textures, scary faces, faces in pain. I didn't face the wall while I was sleeping as a child for that reason. Also, I was afraid of being snuck up on but that's beside the point. I was a paranoid child. -
And ACTUALLY, my old cat sunkist saved my family.
There was a carbon monoxide leak in my dads garage, and we were all about to go to bed. We all might've never woken up if sunkist hadn't screeched and clawed at the garage door, so back off 🙎
-
👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
I think my Language arts teacher is taking drugs🚬👵Plus I'm pretty sure a drug deal was going in behind the monitor person. There is no justice.
-
I love eggs. Boiled, sunny side up, omelette, soft boiled, deviled, raw, slathered in baby oil, etc. I mean I was raised on eating massive amounts of eggs covered in salsa for breakfast. But, I don't know how I feel about eating what amounts to period droppings in my eyes. Don't get me wrong I don't care about sources or types of my food(I ate donkey remember) also I regularly eat lengua(Cow tongue) And barbacoa. However, it's odd. I don't feel eggs dirty, but I don't know where I was going with this. I could never be a vegan. I really don't care if they drop kicked a cow into a meat grinder as long as I could make a burger or steak or lengua or barbacoa from it. Maybe that's a tad brutal but you get the idea.
-
Meat is too good to back out on and I'd bet my 4 canine teeth that we were made to eat it. I'm one of those people who'd try anything. I'm interested in trying that maggot cheese in Switzerland and deep fried insects from Africa. I had freeze dried cricket covered in BBQ dust from the Natural Museum of Houston, it did not taste like chicken. It has the consistency of dried celery or any other fibrous vegetable. Shoot, I'll be honest and say I'd eat polar bear if the thing was already dead. You may call me a brute, but I say I'm practical. Why waste the thing? Especially when it comes to undesirable parts of the animal that most are too Squimish to eat. I'm pretty sure the chicken nuggets kids wouldn't like the nuggets if they didn't look like familiar shapes. Those nuggets are literally the worst parts of a chicken. But I digress.
-
⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
😳 Please stop talking about cats 😳 There creepy little attention seekers 😳And ACTUALLY, my old cat sunkist saved my family.
There was a carbon monoxide leak in my dads garage, and we were all about to go to bed. We all might've never woken up if sunkist hadn't screeched and clawed at the garage door, so back off 🙎
Im trying to enjoy this thread and your making my A.D.D act up 😳
-
😉 Oh and Your still hell-arious bean 😄👍
-
Lightning interests me. As a child I wasn't scared and in fact loves thunderstorms for the other children's reaction. I laughed everytime they got scared. Also that system of counting seconds to see the motion of the storm is flawed. Let's say the storm cell is 2 miles long. Well that storm cell could have the lightning land in aprox. A 4 mile range due to the sideways nature of some bolts. So me as a child that liked patterns, I tried this out and this is my data set.
2 secs( its close)
3 secs( its leaving)
4 secs( yay)
5 secs( aww no more screaming)
A half a second(Holy shit the cloud reversed itself and is coming to steal me like poltergeist.(I was 8 and had seen poltergeist. Child Abuse I tell ya!) -
Ohh and I hated that rule that if you brought something to class you had to share it. I brought my toy truck for my enjoyment not the classes. Hey teacher, nice ring! Did you bring enough for everybody? Yeah I bet you didn't. Plus for show and tell Id rather not have my pet fondled by 25 of my peers. I brought it to impress you not for you to Pet my animal to death. And I hated being one upped on show and tell day! I once brought my grandpas war medal and a girl brought her dads purple heart! Now, her dad is a national hero and deserves his props, but Suzy could you wait another Day?!? I told you I was bringing my grandpas medal and you did it anyways! I called her the 2nd grade equivalent of a whore(poop pants)! Take that!
-
I saw a dead skunk on the road today. I always wondered if the other skunk was watching from the bushes lamenting for his /her lost spouse. Also, the skunk does a dick move as it dies. It makes the worst smell ever and spews it out with its dying breath. That's pretty awesome. It's like suicide bombing but instead of killing anybody, you just ruin their drive. Or worse, their family could blame them for the smell. Also skunks take the same approach as bees. They got the white stripe down their back that says don't mess with me unless you want to live In a fog of stank for a couple of hours. I respect that. Skunks are trying save us but we arent listening.
-
I hate the expression the sky is falling. That would be an excruciatingly terrifying event. First of all for the sky to "fall" the upper level of the atmosphere would have to become magicly denser than the level at which we breathe. That would mean high levels of low oxygen air would descend and mix with our air making it instantly harder to breath and heavier feeling almost like your at the coast. Next all the clouds would literally drop out the sky raising water levels by many feet if not yards. Millions of people would die in minutes, so if the sky were to fall it would be a terrible event. People saying the sky is falling do not know the gravity of what they are saying. Which ironic because for the sky to actually fall, the Earthd gravity would have to instantly rise.
-
Look at us bad bean, one big happy family 😜. Oh, and I Beleive the sentence would go "dogs are more fun." I'm not a spelling/grammar nazi, but I just though I'd share that little nugget of info with ya.
Shit, I can't Beleive this thread is still goin strong lol.
-
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Lol I apologized somewhere in here that I type these too fastly to check my grammar! And dogs are clearly more fun🐺.Look at us bad bean, one big happy family 😜. Oh, and I Beleive the sentence would go "dogs are more fun." I'm not a spelling/grammar nazi, but I just though I'd share that little nugget of info with ya.
Shit, I can't Beleive this thread is still goin strong lol.
-
Also, I only post when I have the urge to. I'm an obsessive person so when I post, I post in huge waves.
-
I love my cats and dogs equally.. Ok that's a lie, I'd choose the dog over the cat. 😝 Great thread Bean. 👍
-
If I wasn't so reasonable, I could be a serial killer. Not a cerial killer! I have no qualms with fruity pebbles! But that reeses cereal sucks. I love all reeses products except that. Scratch that i could he a cereal killer. Now back on topic. I'm creative enough to kill people and get away with it. Ice knives are perfect. You just stab somebody and it melts away. Or you could set up a serious of unfortunate events(awesome series btw) that would lead to a building collapsing or something like that. Better yet I could hire somebody to do it for me like a pimp would do. There isn't a shortage of idiots in this world who are contaminating the gene pool. I'm not talking about a certain race like most bigots do. I'm talking about stupid people that mug elderly people or make a slip and slide on concrete. I mean most of them eventually let Darwins law catch up to them but I want to accelerate the process.
-
Absolutely brilliant thread mate. Way over and above anything I could write. Epic!! 👍👍
-
I want a pet raven/crow. They are just as smart as parrots in my opinion but they look badass. Could you imagine a dude walking around a major city with a crow on his shoulder. You could pick up babes with that.
"oh yeah I raised him myself"
Crow- "show him your booty"
"that's my bOy"
Also, crows seem to be low maintenance. You would just let it go hunt and it would come back when it was done.
I hate words like laxidaisical. They can't be real words. And any word like that Is used in a bad way. Also, I hate people who go on long rants trying to tell you what you are doing wrong. Get your insult across in 50 words or less and let me respond. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote: Also, I hate people who go on long rants trying to tell you what you are doing wrong. Get your insult across in 50 words or less and let me respond.
Love it! -
Injury, job loss, arguments, and car accidents, these are all eloquently perfect times for obsessive cursing. However, one activity out of all things in this world brings me into a maelstrom of uninterrupted and unsavory streams of curses that spew forth unintended from my mouth, Motherfucking board games. that's right, if you had a semi-close family you played board games every now and then and frustration always ensues.
My siblings cheat
I always land on the bad spaces(go back 3 spaces, pay $50, get raped by a leprechaun)
And even when I'm winning my family members always quit before I can bask in the glorious glow of victory. Example, I'm an expert monopoly and scrabble player, you know the only 2 games that take skill(also connect 4). So, every time I suggest monopoly or Scrabble they say no. And when they do want to they quit half way.
So, Im left cursing profusely because I cannot remember the dad of a Disney character(damn you scene it!) or for rolling nothing in yahtzee. -
Who in the hell invented yahtzee. The game is based upon rolling 5 dice numorous times in hopes of getting the right combination. Excuse me but fuck that. If I wanted to throw things and call it fun, I'd throw a grenade at the damn yahtzee container.
-
Stories I read online make me wish we still had public stoning as a form of legal punishment. This bitch of a teacher was taunting her Autustic children she was supposed to be teaching. A man sent his child in with a wire and he caught the teacher talking about drunken escapades of the night before and calling his child a "bastard" and telling him to "shut up" numerous times. And the kicker is she was only reassigned not fired.
Okay, if your job is to help kids with special needs and your going to verbally abuse them, you are not fit to breath the air. Stories like that make me want to punch the nearest object to me and I can't do that because that's my dog.
The stories online are trying to force me to be an animal abuser and I take offense to that. -
Quick thought: Smart cars parked inbetween SUVs are the bane of my parking existence.
-
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I saw two smart cars parked in the same parking space at a cracker barrel tonight... Tiny little ugly cars.Quick thought: Smart cars parked inbetween SUVs are the bane of my parking existence.
-
🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
There's a drunken craze going around where small groups throw smart cars off of bridges, farthest distance is bought another round🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I saw two smart cars parked in the same parking space at a cracker barrel tonight... Tiny little ugly cars.Quick thought: Smart cars parked inbetween SUVs are the bane of my parking existence.
-
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I'd do it. I hate smart cars. They hide the fact that they are in a Parking lOt and the owners of those cars think they own the road.🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
There's a drunken craze going around where small groups throw smart cars off of bridges, farthest distance is bought another round🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I saw two smart cars parked in the same parking space at a cracker barrel tonight... Tiny little ugly cars.Quick thought: Smart cars parked inbetween SUVs are the bane of my parking existence.
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC