⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡
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I laugh, "I bet"
He goes on for awhile about how it isn't a bet and laughing.
I restart on another conversation( still waiting for my food). "So how's your day been?" (I figured I get the generic "good, yours?" But nope, honestly I should have expected this alas...)
"I've been running. Ya see dey don't stop chasing"
"Uhuh" (Women?!?, cops?!?, fashion police?!?, a pack of angry foxes searching to avenge their fallen bretheren which were made into the fur coat I assume you own?!?)
"They can't get enough, and I am always supplying (insert insanely cool laugh I couldn't mimic through text, seriously even your coolest laugh doesn't come close, it was like a hyena had its focal cords turned into silk them heard the most classy joke ever and as he laughed a violin and electric guitar began to harmonize in the background). -
He then proceeds to point at some lady in the Taco Bell then nods his head smirking.
What are the odds that in a town of 50,000 that in a Taco Bell with 5 customers that he had been with a chick in it?!? They did not walk in together! Seriously, unless he had been with a tenth of the female population of my town( im pretty sure he has actually) the odds are astronomical.
But, at the time I was just confused still; however, I acted like I knew what he was talking about( "fake it til you feel it" was an expression he used later in the conversation, not really totally applicable here but humorous XD).
He continuous, "you see you have to provide, then it'll come"
(Note: didn't get this at the time, but seriously that's fucking hilarious. He either uses that a lot or came up with it on the spot either way I'm fine with it).
"But you gotta keep running, gotta stay ahead."
(At this time the light glints off of his two gold teeth, not relevant to the story but I remembered it). -
This is awesome 😎😂
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At this point I get into the conversation because I realized this doesn't happen all the time, this guy could be the coolest man I meet my entire life(as of yet he is, but I met a close runner up this spring who was a man in a speedo in his 70s at a lake in Austin playing a rare instrument called a halo(look It up, the thing is pretty intense for a glorified metal container) he said his job was "wandering" but that story can wait for another time).
I reply, "how do I keep ahead"
"Brother, you'll know..."
(I now know I have met the American and Pimp version of yoda)
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The conversation remains that insanely awesome for another few minutes before I depart( I regret doing so now). He always talked in generalities which could be taken either in a life spectrum or women spectrum( I think that the reason for thisis that he could not differentiate the two, for them they were entangled. He knew not where one began and one ended, just that he enjoyed both to their maximum).
As I left, I saw a vehicle I can only assume was his. I don't know the make or model, (although I suspect it was from the 80s or 90s). It had fur seat covers, gold rims, and A backseat which I suspect would glow whiter than a millions stars when put under ultraviolet.
Long story short: I either met a pimp or philosopher or a strange combination of both called philosopimp. This man deserves a meme. -
Yes, yes he does ._.
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I shit you not, I am drunk. FUCKIT! I meant your sturdy is bloody good😝😂😝👍😝😳😝😂😳❤👍✌😞😱😈
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😂😂😂😂 This is awesome
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