⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
What kind of board games have you been playing?I always land on the bad spaces(go back 3 spaces, pay $50, get raped by a leprechaun)
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
As soon as I read the first post I knew you were from the south. Welcome, brother 👍And now as a musical variation we have a classical music expressed in curse words:
Fuck shitty fuck shitty fuck fuck fuck
Shitty fuck shitty fuck shitty fuck fuck fuck
Fuck shitty fuck shitty fuck fuck fuck
Asssss titty dump dump dump
And who could forget:Oh oh my goooodddd
My my ballllsss hurrrrrtttttThis has been a musical selection straight from the mind of Badbean.
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My iPhone was at 1% for 15 minutes, let me repeat that 15 minutes. Why? My phone goes through 100% power in 5 hours, that's 300mins, thus 1% per 3 minutes. My phone did 5x it's normal output. I imagine the hamsters in my phone were like "holy shit, our lights are about to go out, let's run 5x faster on our little power wheels. That's a metaphor, but you get the idea.
It's 12am, why is it that at 12 am there is porn on 75% of the movie channels. Is 75% of the American population "helping" themselves at 12 am at night on a saturday? You'd think on a Saturday night you would be doing something other than that. I mean I am by no means a party animal but I hardly ever have nothing to do at 12 on a Saturday. And even if I do I'm usually catching up on shows I missed on the new movies. Idk maybe I'm wrong but it makes feel stupid to accidentally turn on what I think is lord of the rings and it turn out to be Lord of the G-Strings. -
I found a way to beat HOV lanes. I am going to buy a mannequin and put it in my passenger seat. I'll hire one of my buddies from cosmetology to make it look as real as possible. The way I see it, I'll pay $150 but with the money made from gas I'll get a hefty return on my investment. Unless I'm arrested, that'll put a $400 tax on my profit. I may have to rethink this. What if I had a blowup doll with the same thing. But that'd be insanely awkward to explain to my friends on why I have a nice looking blowup doll in my front seat. Also, I'd have to go to a pretty unsavory place to get my doll. Maybe I should just follow the law, but I really don't feel it is right to force people to wait in traffic just because they are lonely.
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In fact, make a LOV. People with many people in a car can entertain themselves for the 15 mins they save on the HOV but the single people are bored and just want to get to where they are going. The traffic system is ass backwards( yes I know it encourages environmental friendliness but I just really hate traffic).
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Quick thought: The morning visitor is inconvientent most times. Think if you were freezing to death and huddling together with your best friend to stay warm. That would be an awkward situation.
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👏👏😂😂😂👏👏
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
If your friend wanted to cuddle up for 'warmth' they probably won't mindQuick thought: The morning visitor is inconvientent most times. Think if you were freezing to death and huddling together with your best friend to stay warm. That would be an awkward situation.
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
So are you saying you'd rather freeze to death than huddle or are you saying it really doesn't matter because their lives are on the line so he shouldn't care🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
If your friend wanted to cuddle up for 'warmth' they probably won't mindQuick thought: The morning visitor is inconvientent most times. Think if you were freezing to death and huddling together with your best friend to stay warm. That would be an awkward situation.
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Natural competition weeds out the weak and leaves the strong. In nature, birds fight other birds for the food they need. In economies, businesses fight other businesses for profits. In both cases the weak of nature and business are weeded out or adapt to survive. However, when competition is forestalled for other interests, the weak will rise and cause havoc in their realms. Take the 2008 American economy crisis, weak companies were risen up by government money through tax breaks and subusidies, and companies were more hot-headed and more apt to risk take. The result we all know. The weak companies polluted our economy because they did not pay their dues. They did not have austerity measures because they weren't formed through fire, they were molded by a cool stream of water that sheltered them from the heat of the world. The same thing happens with animals in a zoo. They are raised in a safe place free from competition. This may make them strong, but they are unfit to live in the wild.
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In essence they are ruined because they were not subjected to natural competition. When competition is forestalled for a certain things interest, the protected is ultimately harmed. This may or may not apply here on TW. However, I lean toward the former. TW is polluted with many players who are low mob and high inf, but rather than be subjected to the harsh reality of TW, they are protected completely by a higher power. This ruins any natural competition in the area the pollutant lays. Due to this player, a economy in a certain area will stale except for the player being nurtured who will flourish. The higher power is essentially growing a cancer whether benign or malignant on the TW map. Surely we know of players that have more power than they should because of this unnatural phenomena. I'm not saying smaller players should not be protected, nay I am saying only that under the wing of players that are much higher, many potential hotheads and players who can do nothing themselves are being born.
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At a Chinese restaurant, asked them for spice, they replied that they can make anything spicy
I ordered Tsos chicken and told them to "make it hurt".
I'll update y'all afterward. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
😹 goodluck...you have NO idea how hot those Chinese people can make their food👏👏very brave👏👏👍👍At a Chinese restaurant, asked them for spice, they replied that they can make anything spicy
I ordered Tsos chicken and told them to "make it hurt".
I'll update y'all afterward. -
These people clearly don't realize what make it burn means, the Thai restaurant across the street does. Anyways, the food had no hint of spice in it in my opinion and I had to add horseradish to get my heat I wanted. The Thai restaurant soup I ate, not the hottest thing on the menu mind you, burned coming in and out. I'm thoroughly unsatisfied with my food today.
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Today, during a lunch with my extended family(cousins, uncles, aunts, etc.). The conversation fell on eating spicy foods such as jalipiños. My older cousin admitted he usually can't take the heat, so being a typical guy, I gave him 5 dollars to eat one anyways which he reluctantly took. After about 15 minutes of the whole table laughing at his reaction, and by reaction, I mean water slurping, face turning red, etc, I decided to show him how a "man" eats a whole piño.
Now, I personally know I can take the heat, but for only so long. Usually, I'll eat it, swallow, talk for a minute, then cooly quench the fire incinerating my mouth. This has worked for me in all my years.
So, I do the whole chew and swallow bit, and as I'm about to take a drink, my grandma calls for a prayer(my section of the family doesn't usually pray before a dinner, but the rest of my family does, so we oblige them, but I digress). Now, this has not only ruined my plan, but this means I won't have a drink of 3-5 minutes. -
Anyways, my grandma is doing the prayer, but I'm not hearing it. The only thing I'm focused on is the fact that my mouth is currently hotter than satan's asshole on Mexican night. In short, it fucking hurt. However, I am making it.
Then, the worst possible thing happens I get the damn hiccups. Yes. That's right, the hiccups in the middle of the most quiet time at the whole lunch. Needless to say, all the people around me are laughing their butts off and I'm slightly embarrassed. All while this is going on, my mouth is slowly reaching nuclear fusion heat levels. I can still literally feel the heat on my tongue.
Anyways, after about 5 minutes, the prayer ends, and I doused my Enflamed tongue in the gods nectar, namely water. -
Only 80 pages back - who left you back there? Bean - time to dump some stream of consciousness please.
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As a child I would always go out to get stuff for the house with my dad. It's not that I wanted to go but that my dad never really gave me a choice. The conversation would typically go something like this
"Hey(this would be yelled), wanna go get [insert item] with me"
"Not really"
"You are going anyways; now get dressed"
"Why did you ask me then?"
"I didn't figure that you wouldn't want to go, seeing as you haven't left the house is 2 days"
"Dad I'm playing games I don't want to go"
"Stop whining and hurry up!"
Yup, that's how it typically went. Anyways, back on topic, this day my sister wanted to paint some plate for my mom as a mothers day present. So, my dad, being as cheap as that duck that is always wearing the top hat and monocle( is it Scrooge McDuck?), decided to go to the Chinatown district of a nearby town.
Before I get to the store, let me tell you about this area the store was in. No car parked in the area was made before the 1980s. There were packs of chickens criss-crossing the street. -
You could buy your fish and rat poison from the same street vendor. Yeah, the type of neighborhood where you boot your own car to prevent it from being stolen. So, we enter the hardware store, and my dad tells me to go get the paint while he looks at some light fixtures. The general order I have always gotten was get the cheapest items you can find. Anyways, if you have ever bought any items from a foreign store, you are aware of the generally broken English with which every package has. As an example, if I wanted to buy gummy bears, I would generally have to ignore glaring errors on the packaging. The term "Gummy Beers" was often seen.
(Thinking back, the advertising might've been accurate considering the stupid things I did. When I was 4, I wanted to go into the garage at 1145 at night, so I stood on a toy car to reach the handle, as it turns out toy cars are extremely unstable when stood upon. -
I slammed my head against the handle and hit the tile floor hard. That must've been hard to explain to the doctors. "Yeah my soon hit his head on a door knob," that sounds like a textbook child abuse case to me.)
Back to the story.
It might be important to note that i am 8 at the time of this story telling. As I'm looking through the paint section, I see a rusty can that says "Lead Based Paint, Red," and I see it's about 7 bucks cheaper than the rest. (For those that do not know, lead paint was banned in the US in 1978 due to toxicity, but I didn't know that, in fact I figured the name meant, "leading base paint"). Anyways, I tossed it in the shopping cart, and my dad didn't bother to look at it. My sister made the plate with the paint, but luckily my mom only used it as display or she might be in an "institution." Lead poisoning is some nasty business, ask Caligula. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I'm saying 'huddle together for warmth' is a weak excuse; your friend will probably appreciate the morning visitorBrad Lovegrove wrote:
So are you saying you'd rather freeze to death than huddle or are you saying it really doesn't matter because their lives are on the line so he shouldn't care🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
If your friend wanted to cuddle up for 'warmth' they probably won't mindQuick thought: The morning visitor is inconvientent most times. Think if you were freezing to death and huddling together with your best friend to stay warm. That would be an awkward situation.
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
What I'm trying to say is that in order to have a chance at living you are huddled together. The two would conserve their body heat more effiecently than being alone. The instinct to live would outweigh any other instinct. I understand your thought process if you are thinking the situation is in a cold cabin or other non life threatening situation.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
I'm saying 'huddle together for warmth' is a weak excuse; your friend will probably appreciate the morning visitorBrad Lovegrove wrote:
So are you saying you'd rather freeze to death than huddle or are you saying it really doesn't matter because their lives are on the line so he shouldn't care🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
If your friend wanted to cuddle up for 'warmth' they probably won't mind✂.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Firstly; I'm pretty drunk, and I think I was also drink when I wrote that first post, however-many weeks agoBrad Lovegrove wrote:
Snip🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
snip snipBrad Lovegrove wrote:
Snippity🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Snip✂.
Secondly; a situation that your body perceives as life-threatening, such as extreme cold, inhibits your parasympathetic nervous system; so the morning visitor probably won't show up to make things awkward
Thirdly; I miss this thread, you're very entertaining; so I'm sorry for kinda hijacking it -
I saw the most horrifying thing I ever have seen in a movie a few weeks ago. No, the movie wasn't Teeth although the idea of a toothed undercarriage reminds me of the female angler fish whose pretty light lure in prey that it later viciously kills it, but that's beside the point. The movie was called suckerpunch, and besides the scantily clad women and epic fight scenes, there is a brutal plot point that many overlook.
The girls, in a quest to find a fire making tool(which could just be simply flint and stone), decide to and I'm not exaggerating here. Invade a foreign land and castle using machine guns and a fighter plane (the locals are using bows and swords). They fight their way inside (slaughtering dozens of men and women goblin things in the process, who I'm assuming we're just mining and farming the previous day), and find a baby dragon who is asleep. The girls then do the unspeakable and slit the baby dragon's throat in order to take its firing starting mouth bits. -
The girls rejoice by cheering and cooly walking out of the castle when the unknowing mother flies up to find her only child murdered.(I'm assuming the man-dragon is dead being as he doesn't appear in the Scene, which means the girls effectively just assholed the dragons into extinction for something that could be made with two rocks or sticks). Understandably, the mother dragon goes crazy and tries to kill our scantily-clad "heroes," and is ultimately killed by them.
I repeat, the goblins were defending the dragons, meaning that they were interdependent on eachother or at least shared some mutual respect. We never see these two do anything but defend their home, but we are left to assume the girls selfishly murdering of a baby and mom is justifiable.
To be continued... I have things to do. -
Never got to read all this. Glad to see it brought back up.
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Dear Mr.(or miss not sure) Bean, I have not read one word on this entire thread. Sincerely, chuck norris.
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@Mr. Norris
Well the words are too busy unsuccessfully attempting to read you. (I've always failed at Norris jokes). I could never get the execution down, and even when I did there was always the friend who had an unrelenting fountain of Norris jokes on tap at any given second. The same thing goes with yo mama jokes. I was never good at punch line related comedy. I'm more of an observational and situational (I wouldn't say comic, but it's something along those lines). This reminds me of the dance/ joke battles that use to go on in middle school. They usually ended up in all out brawls that involved a quarter of our student body. Then usually some kid who clearly got beaten the worse would cling to whatever reputation they had and insist that they were winning until it broke up.
Am I odd because I size up an opponent before I feel I can buck up to them because the people at my school use to never get that memo. -
You'd have a short skinny cocky kid yelling at the shot put and football star and eventually being left as a stain on the ground. I just feel that one monent if rational think could have saved many teeth, bones, and respect. I just realized that what I typed you probably won't read( pertaining to your aforementioned statement), so this whole rant is pointless in the scheme of us two.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
You haven't seen my cats have you?😂 they are fucking hilarious!Dogs are awesome. My dog right now is laying next to me, just happy to be here. Whereas my cat is forcing me to scratch it. Cats are in the same boat as ducks and women in my eyes. Dogs would kill themselves for you. Have you heard of a heroic cat, no, you wanna know why? They are to busy saving themselves and purring next to the neighbors while you and your house burns. Fuck cats(pardon). Also Dogs are just funner. Try to get a cat to play just try it and video tape it for my amusement. You could never match a dogs enthusiasm. Well unless your Tom Cruise on Oprah.
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