⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡
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⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
Thanks I was honestly expecting some schizophrenic answers lol.I think you're a genius, and you've made my day numerous times.
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😹😹 this is amazing!
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👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
That is my vote. But schizophrenia rules (go Donnie darko)⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
Thanks I was honestly expecting some schizophrenic answers lol.I think you're a genius, and you've made my day numerous times.
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Okay I just had an idea. Could you eat zombie meat? Many would say no but I say yes. Think about it, zombism is essentially a virus or bacteria, and cooking it at say 400 F should kill what ever is causing the infection. If this is the case you would essentially never have to worry about food. No zombie movie has ever addressed this. Minecraft did but you get sick from the meat and you can't cook it. That Is stupid, eating raw zombie meat is the equivalent if letting a zombie bite you for fun. And a better question would be what would zombie meet taste like? I would say its essentially very tender human meat which I could equate to beef or maybe fox. This must mean zombie meat should be good, as long as you stay away from the open rotting parts. I'm sure the brain is delectable for most of them. Oh the irony. And that begs the question, is it cannibalism.
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Mainly because it died and became something else, I say it's not. Just for ethics though don't eat people you knew in a previous life. That is just asking for conscious issues. Stick to unknown vulturism it has got a better look to it. I'm sure anything is justifiable in a zombie aftermath though. Whatever makes you sleep at night.
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My dog is a crafty bugger. He waits by the table when we set our food down in the morning, then if we go to get something like a drink he will use his paw to pull down the food in the ground, eats it, and hides under extremely Low table so we can't get to him. This is one if several reasons I love my dog. I don't Like stupid dogs, you know the ones that just lay around and want love. Those dogs are good for nothing, my dog at least could survive on its own for a few days in the wild, do you see Yorkies or corgied surviving, I think not. The only small one I see surviving are those damn chihuahuas. There is literally a pack of roaming chihuahuas in my state that almost killed a man. Screw that. How did Bill die? He was almost gnawed to death by 20 chihuahuas. That scares me. I want my obituary to be awesome something like. Here lies Badbean, died saving 76 school children from a burning bus. Not died from chihuahua attack.
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I just learned that in Texas, after you get a wedding license, you have to wait 72 hours before you become legally we'd. Now we also have a law called buyers remorse that allows you to return big purchases such as cars and houses and get all your money back. So, is this 72 hour period like a marriage buyers remorse? If so that Is by far the best idea I have ever seen come out of Austin. Isn't that awesome. You get 3 days to realize you are about to marry a troll. That is actually a really smart law, and that doesn't happen much here in Texas.
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Same thing in jersey bean. You have to sign the license and wait 72 hours to pick it up and resign it. Had a friend being semi forced into marriage and she just never showed up to resign it. The guy wasn't happy lol
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Did y'all miss me? It's been 7 hours and I've been busy but a couple things annoy me.
1: obnoxiously loud people in a restaurant. I came to eat and have an enjoyable mealtime experience and you are here to be loud. Now, let me clarify, if it's a happy loud or a celebratory loud or even a large group loud it's fine. But, when you argue or talk obviously too loudly in a restaurant, it makes me think that you are an attention seeking whore and don't care about your own privacy. So, naturally I jump in the conversation.
In a yelling voice,
Him- "what do you mean you didn't pay the electricity"
her- "I didn't have the money!"
Him- " I gave you 200 dollars where'd it go?"
Me(in a matter of fact and mildly loud way) -"she spent it on a male hooker" -
Now, he didn't know who it was but he was visibly pissed, and he quieted down. Yup, that's how I roll. Also, don't bring your babies into a restaurant. You know what is going to happen, and what your doing is selfish. "but bean we want to eat out too,"fuck that get a babysitter.
"We can't afford one" then why are you eating out? "we haven't had a date lately" well that's the consequence of having a baby and you should at least wait until they are toddlers to bring them into a nice restaurant.
Also, what genius thought to bring a baby into a movie? Yet again, you know one of two things is going to happen. Either a. He/she poops and you have to change them and miss 15 mins of the movie. Or b. he/she cries obnoxiously, and ruins the movie for everyone. If your baby cries in the movie Im in I reserve the right to confiscate it and gently drop kick it out of the theater. You can have it back when you've proved you can use it responsibly. -
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I met a man with a tattoo on his face today. The conversation eventually fell to the tattoo as I bet 90% of his conversations now do. He said, "if I could go back in time I wouldn't have gotten this."
Okay a couple of things are severely wrong with that statement. First, we as a species have yet to attain the technology to go back in time and in fact most pysiscists think it is impossible, and if we could somehow gain the technology, I for some reason don't think you'd be any where near it because, oh, you got a tattoo on your face, and not a tiny tear drop or anything, no he had a huge ass tiger paw on his face. -
If I'm a scientist that just screams, don't let me near delicate equipment. And as well, because of your tattoo I don't think you are quiet advanced enough or have enough money to make the several technological leaps it takes to invent a time machine, it won't be a damn phone booth or Delorean I assure you. And let's say you have a friend that's wants to use you as a lab rat, the first thing he's going to tell you Is not to fuck with anything. Any self respecting person knows if you mess with something there are consequences, but seeing as you got a tattoo on your face your friend may need to explain that to you. I mean if you managed to stop yourself from getting the tattoo, you could end up sleeping with the scientist that invented time travel's wife and then he kills himself and blam! You just ruined the most dynamic scientific discovery since electricity. But seeing as you have no forethought that wouldn't bother you much.
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It's times like these I wish selective eugenics was legal. I could turn In a form to the government describing why I think this person is detrimental to society, and that I think he should not reproduce, then based upon the severity of the idiocity, he would either be nurtured or killed. I think this a great idea for the future of our species.
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YOU wrote:
Holy crap I meant to say nurtured, roflmao, that completely changed the meaning of that sentence.It's times like these I wish selective eugenics was legal. I could turn In a form to the government describing why I think this person is detrimental to society, and that I think he should not reproduce, then based upon the severity of the idiocity, he would either be nurtured or killed. I think this a great idea for the future of our species.
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YOU wrote:
NUTURED IPHONE I MEAN NUTURED!YOU wrote:
Holy crap I meant to say nurtured, roflmao, that completely changed the meaning of that sentence.It's times like these I wish selective eugenics was legal. I could turn In a form to the government describing why I think this person is detrimental to society, and that I think he should not reproduce, then based upon the severity of the idiocity, he would either be nurtured or killed. I think this a great idea for the future of our species.
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I wish I had some French fries.
Potatoes are the god of all food. I mean their versatility is endless. And comparatively they are hard to kill and steal. I mean if I am going in to steal food from you Id go for the deliciously looking tomato plants rather than a fucking Rock looking thing attached to what supcidiously looks like a weed. Why do pot heads insist on getting me high? It's usually after I share a story like one from this thread to them. Honestly, I don't need pot to be creative, as you all probably know. Some writers insist they need pot to write, seriously? -
Why? I am of the opinion that if you need any assistance in what your doing, ie steroids, weed, special gloves, you need to sit down and let real athletes/artisans do your work. I feel that after ranting on so many things I am ideologically whittling down my fan base. If I offend you don't take it personally, in this thread I'm pretty sure I've offended, parents, potheads, athletes, custodians, Brewers of Miller 64, nerds, and many others especially Mosquitos, but if you are a mosquito fuck off this thread nobody likes you. Sting yourself and suck and cause a paradox you piece of worthless scum.(did I mention I hate Mosquitos?)
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No, keep writing! Don't let the cave in get ya down!!!
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Zenyoul wrote:
I haven't given up I've just been really busy of late and haven't had time to record any thoughts. I'll work on some posts later tonight.No, keep writing! Don't let the cave in get ya down!!!
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👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
K, it just dropped kind of low on the list.Zenyoul wrote:
I haven't given up I've just been really busy of late and haven't had time to record any thoughts. I'll work on some posts later tonight.No, keep writing! Don't let the cave in get ya down!!!
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I'm a bit odd, I mean it is sort of obvious through the posts. I used to try to be normal, but that just didn't work. It's like trying to fit Fat Raymond in a SmartCar, it ain't gonna happen. However, being normal is boring from what I see. I laugh at least 500 times a day when I'm not trying to be normal. It's like a doctor injects me with cocaine( that actually happened a lot in history, the doctors would accidentally get their patients hooked on coke and not the good Coke). Speaking of which to coke heads have a hard time distinguishing between if their friends want Coke or cocaine? "Hey man go get me some Coke"
"okay"
Then the guy comes back with a baggy of cocaine and the friends like:
"man I wanted a delicious beverage and you bought me drugs! I mean there is a time and a place and we are at the movie theater!" -
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This is awesome, and if I leave a comment saying it's awesome it will go higher in the thread list
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See? Told you so
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Hello old friend, I've missed you.
No I wasn't with any other thread.
Well the late night roll call lied!
I loved only you baby you have to know that!
I know I haven't been with you for awhile, but this feels so right.
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After about 20 mins of digging, I'm back. -
I was in class today and somebody mentioned DP. I wasn't thinking in my normal dirty mindset so I proceeded to attempt to guess what the initials DP meant, here's my guesses.
Dr. Pepper(obvious)
Dripping Parrot
Delightful pancake
Daffodil Peels(friends are rolling by now)
Dynamic Positioning
Droll Parakeet
Drowsy Pillow
Denture Paste(how did I think of that?)
Drama Queen
Dairy Pasta
Dill Pickle
Dragon Piss
At that point my friends told me and I proceeded to kick myself because I knew that.
That also makes me think about the legitimacy of those friends. I mean they let me humiliate myself at my own expense, but then again I wouldve done it to them, but then again I'm sort of an arse. -
Which makes me think if the you are what you eat thing is true. I tried donkey once, it tasted nothing like chicken. I think the people who say everything tastes like chicken are lying and are too afraid to try new things. It sort of makes sense because all fat kids eat mainly chicken nuggets and are thus chicken. Aww man, if this is true I'm totally eating whale for their endowment and lion to grow a badass beard. And I'll resort to cannibalism to gain Hawkings knowledge. With a beard like that everyone will listen to me. Plus, I'll have a roar like hell. If they don't listen I'll just scare them through a roar. This has potential.
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I hate tunes that get stuck in your head. The only thing to do when they are in there is to bro rock them. If you don't know what that is, it is the art of retrofitting the lyrics to what your doing at the time. Example:
🎵Walking down the hallway
LOTSA people in the hallway
Looking for some babes
Heading down the highway🎵
See, it's enjoyable, whatever your doing now broRock to your favorite song out loud. That's the key part. The dumb looks you get are all apart of the experience.
My life as a nerd in middle school helped me out in life I think. You find ways to entertain yourself, you don't lose your imagination, it's a positive.
Middle school kids are the worst people in the planet. It has to do with the stuff they put in the milk. -
Like they have been drugging the students from k-6 with the milk and when they get the chance to drink water, fruit juice, or something else, they go crazy and it takes 2-3 years for their systems to get back to normal. It can't be hormones, if it was you would hear more stories about ancient preteens murdering eachother with swords, rocks and other things. My old middle school was a powder keg ready to blow half the time. That causes the monitors to be on edge.
I was given a d-hall for grabbing onto a low hanging branch at lunch one day. I was pissed. Would a simple "get off of it" have sufficed? Plus I'm pretty sure a drug deal was going in behind the monitor person. There is no justice.
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