⚡The magical mind of Badbean⚡
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Dude you are so frigging awesome !!!!!!!! I mean... like... you know... WOW!! How old are you anyway?
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Bravo. Encore. This is better than the TW weekly updates! (sorry man, but it is)
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I slept in a little today, I heard someone yell it's 7. That woke me up, but when I looked at the clock it was 6:30. Whoever yelled it lied and I take offense to liars. Liars need to jump off a large rooftop.
I don't get the idea of massages(sorry Bella). But it looks like people are in pain half the time. Putting hot Rocks on people's back! What masochist thought of that? And I'm sure they sell the videos of their massages online, something like watchtheirpain.org sounds right and then you get nothing at the end. Massagists are the world's most clever teases. -
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I hate people who ask for stuff like that. People will quote if they want shut the hell up(I was using myself as an example).Quote your favorite thought! Mine is the escalator thought.
Overly auto tuned music sounds awful. When I hear it I see cp30 and R2D2 singing which is an image I'd rather keep out of my head. Auto tune is ruining my child one r2d2 bikini at a time. Also, have you guys seen the pictures of cartoons that people photoshop brazzers.com tag to. It's pretty funny except it too is ruining my childhood. Damn you Internet, well played. -
Keep this up it's fun your thoughts are funny 👍👍😄😃
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I heard what sounded like a clown horn in pre cal today. I hate clowns. Why do things that are supposed to inspire joy cause so much fear. If a clown approached me on a street alone I fucking kill the thing with a chainsaw. That reminds me of It. If you haven't seen the film it's about a killer clown that is actually a giant damn spider. Thats right after ruining clowns for you King goes Harry potter on your ass and makes a giant spider. Excellent this will ruin the audiences life. I saw that when I was 11 and I saw silent hill when I was 10, I didn't sleep well as a child.
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Thanks for the entertainment. Keep it up. This is pretty good stuff. Very relatable!!!
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Silent Hill still scares me 😳
And Wicked video games 😨But Anyway, Bean 😒 I'm really not happy right now
What the fucks up with the bigots and the you should do this and you need to live this way
😁 There popping up everywhere 😁
😒 I know I got 1 new Stam drop 😒😔 Today's a bad day
Governments taking my rights away 😰😰
😁 There my rights I want to keep them!!!!People telling me I shouldn't be a lesbian 😒
Blah Blah BlahThey should go tell it Jesus he'll tell them to take the cross out of there judgemental asses 😏
:sigh: I think I'm going to bed 😘 Later bean 😘
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YOU ROCK BEAN! POST MORE !
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Later😉Silent Hill still scares me 😳
And Wicked video games 😨But Anyway, Bean 😒 I'm really not happy right now
What the fucks up with the bigots and the you should do this and you need to live this way
😁 There popping up everywhere 😁
😒 I know I got 1 new Stam drop 😒😔 Today's a bad day
Governments taking my rights away 😰😰
😁 There my rights I want to keep them!!!!People telling me I shouldn't be a lesbian 😒
Blah Blah BlahThey should go tell it Jesus he'll tell them to take the cross out of there judgemental asses 😏
:sigh: I think I'm going to bed 😘 Later bean 😘
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Badbean, your brain, patent it.
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Bean I read it at 11 and if you think the movie was bad, the book is much worse lol
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I had a rather Awkward thought I had in class. Okay now hear me out(you know it's gonna be bad if I say this). I want to procreate with a turtle, not in the creepy bestiality way(like godess and her monkey), but in the bestiality with a purpose way, you know like the guy who had sex with a monkey to spread AIDs(evil mastermind of the year and also I think technically the most successful suicide killer I mean to spread the AIDs he had to get it and know he'd die then he had sex with everything he could touch before he died. That bastard. But that's beside the point.) my purpose is to have an awesome mutant ninja turtle kid. You know one that has a medieval name like fabriccio, then he could fight crime like a boss. But then again turtles are vegetarians and I want my kid to eat pizza like the turtles. Hmm... Also, he'd probably bust his moms stomach open and in the process die. I have to find a woman marry her and then trick her into giving birth to a mutant.
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Better yet kidnap godess and force her to do it. Yeah it's perfect. But he'd still be a vegetarian. I guess I better give up on this crazy idea, maybe. My point being having a mutant child has its advantages and disadvantages I guess. I gotta roll with the punches.
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Pizza is vegetarian brotha!! And really??? Fabriccio lol that's a kick ass name
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While writing an essay today, I got to a pint where we had ten minutes left(2-day essay). I had just finished a paragraph and I was considering whether to continue or not knowing I had no time to finish the next paragraph. An epic battle unfolded. The perfectionist in me jabbed with a "you'll lose track if you stop halfway through." my pragmatist side parried with a "your giving up 7% of your time." the perfectionist side stepped then barrel rolled and shot at the other with a "you'll finish anyways." pragmatist wasn't having any of that and sliced the bullets in half and shot a rocket at the perfectionist with a "Are you sure?" the perfectionist was obliterated and the pragmatist celebrated, until he heard a voice. "Stop right there!" my 8'10" tall laziness said, "we will not do this" and with one roundhouse kick to the face the pragmatic side of me was defeated. I ended up not starting on another paragraph...
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Okay I just achieved an all time manly achievement that'd be worth over 9000 BC points but rather than just saying it, I shall recount the tale in a dramatic fashion.
I had just returned from a long day of toiling at the desk and was famished. Upon inspection of the fridge I spotted a Taco Bell Taco Loco(a fucking taco with a shell made of Doritos) now I had never tried this reddish confection before and decided to give it a go. Upon taking my first bite I must have experienced some feeling between taking ecstasy and orgasm. However, while experiencing this I could feel my bladder begin to put pressure on me. So, I decided to go to the restroom while eating a taco. Now ladies, this may sound easy but I was standing up and fully clothed. So I unopened my zipper and button with one hand and had the taco in another. -
Then I hold up my shirt with my chin(it's a long shirt and I need to aim) and begin to pee. I take a bite of the taco when I feel my pants vibrate. So I put the taco in my mouth pick up my phone(was on the counter) and begin to text when a fucking mosquito attacks me. I hate Mosquitos so I swatted the little asshole with the back of my phone and continued to text and bite the taco. I finished and left then realized what the hell I just did, I:
Peed
Held up my shirt with my chin
Ate a taco
Texted
And killed the scum of the earth
All in one instance
So to those of you girls who say "women can multitask better then men"
Fuck you, I'm a boss
Thank you have a nice night!
Hahahaha(as I'm walking away)
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👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
I lol'd a good one at that last part.Then I hold up my shirt with my chin(it's a long shirt and I need to aim) and begin to pee. I take a bite of the taco when I feel my pants vibrate. So I put the taco in my mouth pick up my phone(was on the counter) and begin to text when a fucking mosquito attacks me. I hate Mosquitos so I swatted the little asshole with the back of my phone and continued to text and bite the taco. I finished and left then realized what the hell I just did, I:
Peed
Held up my shirt with my chin
Ate a taco
Texted
And killed the scum of the earth
All in one instance
So to those of you girls who say "women can multitask better then men"
Fuck you, I'm a boss
Thank you have a nice night!
Hahahaha(as I'm walking away)
I'd never actually say that but it sounds good in my mind. -
👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
) I want to procreate with a turtle, not in the creepy bestiality way(like godess and her monkey)....
Hmm... Also, he'd probably bust his moms stomach open and in the process die. I have to find a woman marry her and then trick her into giving birth to a mutant.
😂 Ok two things,1. I never said I had sex with the monkey
😳 I just shave it and make it have sex with the horse 😏2. Why can't I have a C-section instead of it bursting out of my stomach 😊 I want to be around to help raise the little mutant assassin turtles 😊
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Ooohh, reading this over i realized I missed something from today. I wondered what's better a dark scary school or a light whimiscal looking one. I mean sure the dark scary looking one I went into yesterday looked like entering Mordor, but does that inspire fear? It got my down when I walked through it, I felt depressed then I thought about the possibilities! If you were in film club you could film a zombie or fantasy short film there. It would be awesome you could have like a 28 days later filming there it's got the same vibe. That movie added a whole new level to the zombie game, every damn zombie was an Olympic runner, that is clearly unfair.
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If I were to shoot a zombie film I'd have a bunch of fat zombies fucking around in a Walmart, so that when the Heroes try to scavenge for food they'd be met by a bunch of slow moving fatties in rascals. You could have a low speed
Chase! Why is no zombie ever riding a horse? That would be scary. Damn zombie horses being ridden by a scary smart zombie. I bet the black guy from dawn of the dead could do it. You know, the one that swam and blew up that guy, yeah he is a beast. I bet he ate Stephen Hawkins brain and accreted his knowledge, I think that's how that works. -
🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Okay fine! You can live. I'm probably am unfit patent anyways, seeing as how I'm trying to create mutants and all. Oh yeah and also because of pretty much everything I posted here. If I had a child the judge could use this thread as grounds to take him/her/it from me. Damn I hope y'all aren't judges. I have a feeling about Grimm being one though. That may because I get a judge dredd feel from him. Although, technically judge dredd isn't really a judge, he's more of a vigilante with a large ego.👊࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈👊 wrote:
) Snipped like a Baws.
😂 Ok two things,
1. I never said I had sex with the monkey
😳 I just shave it and make it have sex with the horse 😏2. Why can't I have a C-section instead of it bursting out of my stomach 😊 I want to be around to help raise the little mutant assassin turtles 😊
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And that's how the thought ended... I was interrupted in real life so I couldn't finish it.If I were to shoot a zombie film I'd have a bunch of fat zombies fucking around in a Walmart, so that when the Heroes try to scavenge for food they'd be met by a bunch of slow moving fatties in rascals. You could have a low speed
Chase! Why is no zombie ever riding a horse? That would be scary. Damn zombie horses being ridden by a scary smart zombie. I bet the black guy from dawn of the dead could do it. You know, the one that swam and blew up that guy, yeah he is a beast. I bet he ate Stephen Hawkins brain and accreted his knowledge, I think that's how that works. -
I'm still reading & lmao!! Mystery liquid scares me. I used to blast my music in the am (with lots of bass) to try & help me wake up.
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Mosquitos are the bastards of nature. Now for all you northerners who may not know what these little fuckers are lemme clue you in. They are relatively invisible unless you are in good light. So they are sneaky bitches that stealthily land on you and proceed to go full Dracula on your ass. But it gets worse. After munching on your body they leave a toxin that causes unbearable itching that causes you to slowly claw yourself to death. I mean I'm all for protecting the environment but do we really need an insect whose only purpose is to annoy the hell out of humans and give dogs and cats diseases. I really would rather all Mosquitos die and bees take their place. At least bees are useful. Honey is delicious. Especially on sopillas yumm.
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Anyways yah, at least bees are big enough to spot at a distance. They come with handy yellow and black stripes that scream stay the hell away from me or ima sting your ass. Bees are badass. They know their sting will kill them but they sting you anyways, that takes serious lady balls(all female). Some Mosquitos are so damn stupid they feast on your nectar until they explode. That's just greedy. Mosquitos are Just obese people who go on extreme swing diets. Seriously those giant Mosquitos from jumanji and that will Ferrell movies are scary. If those things existed and I killed one and take its stinger, fill it with poison, fashion a sword out of it, and name it needle(from A game of Thrones) and id stab my enemies with the pointy end and watch them swell up like a balloon. I could also sell the other ones I make for money. But then somebody could poke me with it and take their money back. I need to think this idea out it has potential. I'll head to the patent office next Tuesday and pick up a form to fill out.
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Narsicistic rant #2: At school I sometimes fantasize how I'd rule the world when I do it. First, screw being elected, that's a popularity contest I am meant to rule; I'm staging a military coup. I shall start a rumor that the US military is changing their uniforms to hot pink, this will cause an uproar which I will take advantage of by creating the Militarymen for All Black Badass Looking Uniforms Party(MABBLUP). Surely, all soldiers will join me and I will seize power through sheer military might. Muhahahaha it is full proof.
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Haha mosquitoes get bigger the farther north you go
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