pick up lines
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if this thread is to much like a dating thread then ill delete it. i just like reading them cause there funny.
please make them like how a guy would say to a girl. girls please right down what you think are good.
my favorite christion (even though i never have used it) is: i was reading through the book of numbers and didnt see yours
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Hey baby. Let's go to my house and I'll teach some REAL grammar, punctuation, and spelling 😘
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Nice shoes wanna f***
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I like your boobs, go to prom with me?
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have a gun, get in the car.Works like a charm.
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Do u eat lucky charms? Cause your magically delicious.
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Grouse tits wanna go to macca's
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If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?
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(grabs girls shirt tag and reads it) SHE SAYS: what are u doing YOU SAY: just seeing if u were made in heaven 😳 lmao
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My wife's divorcing me, so it's totally okay...
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Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
Lmao thats a new 1 😹😹😹Do u eat lucky charms? Cause your magically delicious.
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Fat Raymond wrote:
sorry to hear that buddyMy wife's divorcing me, so it's totally okay...
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oh im 13 so lets get realistic hear please. i dont think a girl would like to hear any of that
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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farticus wrote:
Hey my one is a quote from a mate when we were in year 7. He got the date but I think that was only so she got a free feed.oh im 13 so lets get realistic hear please. i dont think a girl would like to hear any of that
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farticus wrote:
It's a line dipshit, Ray is like 13 or sOmethingFat Raymond wrote:
sorry to hear that buddyMy wife's divorcing me, so it's totally okay...
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Lol you took that from Tig 'Ol BittiesI like your boobs, go to prom with me?
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Are those astronaut pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!
You wanna know why they call me the three legged man?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
oh oops lolfarticus wrote:
It's a line dipshit, Ray is like 13 or sOmethingFat Raymond wrote:
sorry to hear that buddyMy wife's divorcing me, so it's totally okay...
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You remind me of my pinkie toe. Because I know I'm eventually gonna bang you on the table
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farticus wrote:
Yeah, lines don't tend to work. The solution is usually to just whip it out and hope she likes it.oh im 13 so lets get realistic hear please. i dont think a girl would like to hear any of that
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If i can rerange the alphabet id put U and I together
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Dr.Big wrote:
i gotta try this oneIf i can rerange the alphabet id put U and I together
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C. Brown wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You remind me of my pinkie toe. Because I know I'm eventually gonna bang you on the table
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Nice legs..... What time dp they open at?
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Detranger wrote:
F*** = fuckNice shoes wanna f***
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Boy: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: No there are 26
Boy: Whoops. I was missing
U R A Q T -
🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Actually I think he really meant you have to say "Eff asterisk asterisk asterisk".Detranger wrote:
F*** = fuckNice shoes wanna f***
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"The FBI is after my penis!"
"Do you know of anywhere I can hide it!?!" -
Dr.Big wrote:
The best rejection I've heard for this is .....you don't need to cause N and O are already together😹😹😹😹If i can rerange the alphabet id put U and I together
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Are you a doctor?
Cuz u just cured my erectile dysfunction
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