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You remind me o my big toe... Cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture here!
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♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
And well definitely need some cockingLets play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail you
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Hey there, have you seen the size of my mob?
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You like the angle of the dangle?
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Was that a hurricane? Cause u just blew me away.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Ultimate Rejection: girl: look at a keyboard, someone beat you to it.
Put two fingers as if a person is walking across her shoulders and say this." once a little camel walked across the desert and died. When you say "and died" drop your hand so you have your arm around her shoulder. -
jack donkey wrote:
Shouldn't it be a donkey instead?If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Ultimate Rejection: girl: look at a keyboard, someone beat you to it.
Put two fingers as if a person is walking across her shoulders and say this." once a little camel walked across the desert and died. When you say "and died" drop your hand so you have your arm around her shoulder. -
Hey, the cops are after a guy with a big penis. Can you hide me?
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Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
yes.jack donkey wrote:
Shouldn't it be a donkey instead?If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Ultimate Rejection: girl: look at a keyboard, someone beat you to it.
Put two fingers as if a person is walking across her shoulders and say this." once a little camel walked across the desert and died. When you say "and died" drop your hand so you have your arm around her shoulder. -
Well I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you are standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you will probably move right through me on my way to you.
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Girl: hows it hangin?
Guy: like a Popsicle wanna suck it? -
Or you can say shriveled and slightly to the left....some girls dig that
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BIGsexxy wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹Or you can say shriveled and slightly to the left....some girls dig that
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Hyena wrote:
Lmao! I read your line, without reading your name. As I read it, I thought to myself,Grouse tits wanna go to macca's
'this guy is an Aussie.'
Then I read your name.
Love it bro! 😹😹😹👍 -
I'm going home for a shower, because I'm feeling kinda dirty. Wanna come? 😜
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Are you from tennesse because your the only ten I see.
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Oops, I dropped my extra large Condom.
Hey I'm _____ -
Girl is ur dad a terrorist, cause U DA BOMB!!
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YOU wrote:
Warning do not say this if the girls parents are in the military...Girl is ur dad a terrorist, cause U DA BOMB!!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van -
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
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Are you from tenisee (can't spell) cause your the only ten I see
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I say: my phones Brocken
She replies: how did it happen?
I say: cause your not in it -
I lost my teddie can I sleep with you tonight
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over
So I can f😱ck you -
Guy with Afro says: wanna touch my Afro
Girl replies: sure
Guy says: not the top one -
Falcon Flyer wrote:
Aww haha this is cute :)Boy: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: No there are 26
Boy: Whoops. I was missing
U R A Q T -
ZOMBIESLAYER wrote:
lmfaoGuy with Afro says: wanna touch my Afro
Girl replies: sure
Guy says: not the top one -
Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
Good songWell I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you are standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you will probably move right through me on my way to you.
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Some peoPle call me will but you can call me to night
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