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Amish Hitman wrote:
LolSmell this rag
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I love how two of the pick up lines that ZOMBIE wrote were from the suit life on deck 😝😄
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these actually worked
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cumm here often ...........
want to -
My dick died today, can I barry it in you.
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Setting: two people sitting at the table
Man: I'm not really this tall I'm just sitting on my wallet. -
Hey I have candy in my van 😏
Believe it or not this worked on me 5 years ago 😳
I still miss that van 😍 -
Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
That's a songWell I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you are standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you will probably move right through me on my way to you.
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Guy: hi I thought I should let you know my names Dave.
Girl: uh hi, why??
Guy: well you'll be screaming it later tonight. -
Guy: Can I play wombat with you?
Girl: how do you play wombat?
Guy: well a wombat eats roots and leaves. -
guy: ok goodnight and oh ya i think your super hot
girl: awwwww goodnight and i think your hotworks for me
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There are 265 bones in the human body. You want 266?
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Carpenter wrote:
Ha ha ha actually laugh out loud !Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have a gun, get in the car.Works like a charm.
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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Spread them cheeks now
Your about to get ✊Do you like jewelry luv ?
Suck my cock it's a gem ! -
Let's do math, you plus me minus clothes divide legs and multiple
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Guy: do you have some Aussie in you?
Girl: no
Guy: would you like some? -
Commander. Pwn wrote:
I love how you know the show well enough to know that.I love how two of the pick up lines that ZOMBIE wrote were from the suit life on deck 😝😄
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Carpenter wrote:
lmfaoCommander. Pwn wrote:
I love how you know the show well enough to know that.I love how two of the pick up lines that ZOMBIE wrote were from the suit life on deck 😝😄
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✙Baron✙ wrote:
That is funny"The FBI is after my penis!"
"Do you know of anywhere I can hide it!?!" -
Einsteins favorite: that's a nice dress. But I bet you it would look a lot better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s^2.
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Fat Raymond wrote:
Funniest.song.everI like your boobs, go to prom with me?
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Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
Nice 😏Do u eat lucky charms? Cause your magically delicious.
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The Nomad wrote:
No way!Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
That's a songWell I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because you are standing still. If your body matches what your eyes can do, you will probably move right through me on my way to you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have no clue what to say to you. -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now jump in my bed
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Over rated wrote:
Nah, it's over rated. AWWWWWW YEAAAAHHHHHFat Raymond wrote:
Funniest.song.everI like your boobs, go to prom with me?
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Skinny Mark wrote:
I like it, although it is not true. A boner isint a bone.There are 265 bones in the human body. You want 266?
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Do you have a mirror I'm your pocket cuz I can closer me in your pant.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna take your virginity, ain't nothing you can do
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