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Add SUP wrote:
lmaoDr.Big wrote:
The best rejection I've heard for this is .....you don't need to cause N and O are already together😹😹😹😹If i can rerange the alphabet id put U and I together
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is that a moustache,or am I talking to your grandfather?
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Raymond Babbitt wrote:
you fuckin trolololis that a moustache,or am I talking to your grandfather?
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farticus.of all the names I could have chosen,in my most drunken state,laughing to myself,I cannot think,that in the morning,I would have said yea.farticus,that will win people over in humour
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Raymond Babbitt wrote:
whatever fuck turdfarticus.of all the names I could have chosen,in my most drunken state,laughing to myself,I cannot think,that in the morning,I would have said yea.farticus,that will win people over in humour
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farticus wrote:
That was a good one farticus.Raymond Babbitt wrote:
whatever fuck turdfarticus.of all the names I could have chosen,in my most drunken state,laughing to myself,I cannot think,that in the morning,I would have said yea.farticus,that will win people over in humour
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YOU wrote:
it workedDr.Big wrote:
i gotta try this oneIf i can rerange the alphabet id put U and I together
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Falcon Flyer wrote:
this one worked tooBoy: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: No there are 26
Boy: Whoops. I was missing
U R A Q Tyou guys are awsome thanks
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How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
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Was that a earthquake or did u just rock my world?
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
thanks newfiefarticus wrote:
That was a good one farticus.Raymond Babbitt wrote:
whatever fuck turdfarticus.of all the names I could have chosen,in my most drunken state,laughing to myself,I cannot think,that in the morning,I would have said yea.farticus,that will win people over in humour
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Farticus: be fucking careful. I flirted with this girl a couple of years ago and I said the most ridiculous pick up lines, as jokes. Turns out she thought I was in love with her and then she harassed me for a year. She asked me out at a minimum of 15 times. I told her we were friends and noyhing more but she still ended texts with "I love you" and talked about us getting married. Funniest thing was, it was at camp and I didn't even right half of em, cuz my friends kept taking my phone. In the end she understood, and absolutely flipped shit at me because I was supposed to love her. Creepy shit.
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* write
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farticus wrote:
Umm... That was his pickup lineFat Raymond wrote:
sorry to hear that buddyMy wife's divorcing me, so it's totally okay...
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Get a girl to laugh and u r in....
Boy: hi
Girl: hi
Boy: so what u buying me for lunch:
Girl: lol..sure...
Boy: really on our first date r u expecting me to pay for us.
Girl: of course the guy always pays.
Boy: so u r old fashioned...fine what time should I pick u up.... -
farticus wrote:
I thinkest not Farticus.Be happy Raymond graced the thread.Raymond Babbitt wrote:
you fuckin trolololis that a moustache,or am I talking to your grandfather?
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Well it's hard to pick up a line because you never know how long they are.
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Are you from ireland?
Because everytime i see you my penis is dublin.Does this tissue smell like chloroform too you?
How much does a polarbear weigh? Enough too break the ice im josh.
Are you an electrician? Because when you walked in sparks flew everywhere.
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Do u have any bandages? Cause I bruised my knees falling for u.
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Sнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
awwww you bruised your knees falling for me. thanksDo u have any bandages? Cause I bruised my knees falling for u.
jk
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farticus wrote:
LolSнαdow Wαlкэя wrote:
awwww you bruised your knees falling for me. thanksDo u have any bandages? Cause I bruised my knees falling for u.
jk
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If u was a booger, I'll pick u first.. 😳
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I just got devorced cus I have a chod
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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you gave me a footlong
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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them
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vishbume wrote:
Well,thank you! I try my best!😉farticus wrote:
I thinkest not Farticus.Be happy Raymond graced the thread.Raymond Babbitt wrote:
you fuckin trolololis that a moustache,or am I talking to your grandfather?
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And this stuff just fuels my heartsickness...
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ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
LolAnd this stuff just fuels my heartsickness...
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Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail you
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♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
+1 😂😂😂Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail you
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