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The Don is old news.... His points can only be used in game. I on the other hand am offering u the chance to score some real life Big Cat points. They are transferreable to real life... U may find yourself down the shop saying 'got 10 BC points today'... they will be extremely impressed trust me.
Here's how it works u tell me something u have done of legendary proportions and I will award u the appropriate amount of points.
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I recieved a blow job last night...
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For example, us legends that completed steak and BJ day score our selves a cool 15 points... 5 for the steak 10 for the head.
Another example... Nailed your missis last night (and her best friend) a smooooooth 25points would be coming your way.
Not everyone need apply. Just the legends of the real world.
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
A solid 10 points. Congrats.I recieved a blow job last night...
Did u get steak? There is a cool 5 more points on offer
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No steak but cheese on toast at 3am...not to shabby!
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
Hmmmmm I will chuck u a bonus point for originality. 11 points within 5 mins of the post. Not too shabby my friendNo steak but cheese on toast at 3am...not to shabby!
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More examples... Pulling a fat or really ugly women / man on a night out is -2 BC points.... Pulling the fattest / ugliest woman / man on a night out as part of a 'pull the pig' competition 5 points.
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Ran over my neighbors mailbox...
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I just de-pants a kid
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Oh yeah!!! Thankyou. LONG LIVE THE BIG CAT!
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opus wrote:
Full 15 points for steak and Bj. Gonna chuck in the bonus 2 points for the beer and days off.I got a 6 pack of premium beer, steak and head. Plus no work till Monday but I'm still getting paid.
If u tell me u booked this week off to celebrate steak and BJ I will officially classify u as a LAD and round the whole points up to a cracking 20 BC points
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I have a buy one get offer that expires tonight. Heading over to Ho Stroll after work to redeem it.
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whette fartze wrote:
Sounds like pedophilia ... - 10 pointsI just de-pants a kid
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ʜץƌʀɑ wrote:
Need more info to assess...Ran over my neighbors mailbox...
Neighbours - good or bad? Old or young? Crazy or nice?
Mailbox - cheap or nice? Mail inside or already emptied?
All important details
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
-10 points for loneliness. +15 points for dedicationI have a buy one get offer that expires tonight. Heading over to Ho Stroll after work to redeem it.
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I did a massive fart under the covers last night and lifted the duvet at the missus face area so she got the full brunt of my poo cloud,it made her eyes water so that must be worth some lad points yeah?
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Lad points yes... However... We are talking Big Cat points..I did a massive fart under the covers last night and lifted the duvet at the missus face area so she got the full brunt of my poo cloud,it made her eyes water so that must be worth some lad points yeah?
I'm gonna throw u 2 lad points just for being a geezer and having the balls to do it. But if as a result of this action u miss out on any form of sexual contact between now and midday Saturday u lose 10 points
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Much apprieciated mr cat,hope I can redeem them at my local supermarchè for lager and manly grub.
The missus requires regular sexy time so once she's had a shower to remove the plop stench,we can crack on with the 'sweaty excercise' 😊 -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Good and young. Brick mailbox with mail insideʜץƌʀɑ wrote:
Need more info to assess...Ran over my neighbors mailbox...
Neighbours - good or bad? Old or young? Crazy or nice?
Mailbox - cheap or nice? Mail inside or already emptied?
All important details
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Hahaha dude. 1 bonus point for making me laugh.Much apprieciated mr cat,hope I can redeem them at my local supermarchè for lager and manly grub.
The missus requires regular sexy time so once she's had a shower to remove the plop stench,we can crack on with the 'sweaty excercise' 😊When I wrote the opening post for this thread I almost singled u out as a potential mad point winner or mad point loser lol!!!
All big cat points can be exchanged for looks of admiration and envy from your friends. Use them wisely
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I got my 15 points from steak and blowjob day.
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ʜץƌʀɑ wrote:
HmmmmMr Big Cat wrote:
Good and young. Brick mailbox with mail insideʜץƌʀɑ wrote:
Need more info to assess...Ran over my neighbors mailbox...
Neighbours - good or bad? Old or young? Crazy or nice?
Mailbox - cheap or nice? Mail inside or already emptied?
All important details
-1 for the fact they are good. I am indifferent over them being young, brick scores well with a solid 3 points. Plus 2 for the mail inside....
You score 5 BC points
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😉so they are like nectar points only you can use them on things that actually matter instead of a candle or a toilet seat.......bonus👍
Wouldn't mind saving them up for a beer vending boob ornament or 12,000 steaks so I can crap like a lion.
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I'm a CCP in Canada and last night we received a call for a myocardial infarction, pretty standard call. When we arrived on scene the individual had passed, there was nothing we could do.
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Fizzone - 15 points well done bro!!!
BadMrF - 5 points... 8 if it had Xmas decorations on it???
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I was riding my bike and ran over a 5 pound note picked it up and bought some mccdonalds
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Gonna need more info... No idea what a CCP is...I'm a CCP in Canada and last night we received a call for a myocardial infarction, pretty standard call. When we arrived on scene the individual had passed, there was nothing we could do.
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Dark flame wrote:
10 points - u sir have gone up in my estimations...I was riding my bike and ran over a 5 pound note picked it up and bought some mccdonalds
Found some cash and followed the dream of the good life.
Respect 👊
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just last week alone i was being legendary.
was messing with a screwed up propone tank for my BBQthe tank was stuck open and spewing gas. when i tried to remove the regulator so the stop valve would stop the gas the whole thing ignited.
my hand has some burns on it but we got to watch a 4' flamethrower as the tank emptied itself.
this was while the strippers and my drunk friends ran for cover.
oh forgot to mention the strippers. but thats another story.. -
Mr big cats awesome😂
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I had a deep fried steak yesterday served with deep fried mash potatoes. Rodeo ftw.
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