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• Hyena Mar 15, 2012

  Most in appropriate places to fiddle diddle a lady;
  1. At the bar whilst buying her a drink,
  2. On the local courthouse steps.
• Hyena Mar 15, 2012

  I was the porter at a hotel who serviced the guests, serviced older married guest for a couple of months.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 15, 2012

  Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
  My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
  I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
  That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
  Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉
• Jeff 🍆 Newton Mar 15, 2012

  I also got a bj yesterday. I have also pullen the sword from the magic stone
• mr joble Mar 15, 2012

  Do I get points for having you on my fight list yesterday mr bc ?
• Jack Stevens Mar 15, 2012

  I once hit a guy from 1000 yards out in Laos... Only seven, maybe ten guys in the world can make that shot.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 15, 2012

  Jack Stevens wrote:

  I once hit a guy from 1000 yards out in Laos... Only seven, maybe ten guys in the world can make that shot.
  

  Just how long is your arm....
  😂😂😂😂
  What were you shooting with?
• ʜץƌʀɑ Mar 15, 2012

  🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Jack Stevens wrote:

  I once hit a guy from 1000 yards out in Laos... Only seven, maybe ten guys in the world can make that shot.
  

  Just how long is your arm....
  😂😂😂😂
  What were you shooting with?

  Pea shooter?
• getatme Mar 15, 2012

  Idk if this will count but i was in the marines
• getatme Mar 15, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Idk if this will count but i was in the marines
  

  I spent a toatal of 14 years in the marines, 8 on the front line, 6 as a strategist
• Alexander Z. Mar 15, 2012

  I just memorized 130 digits of pi in honor of pi day 3-14-2012!
• 💃ᎾᏢᎢᎥᎷᏌᎷ Mar 15, 2012

  Banged gf ate beer had cheesecake
• rojo2017 Mar 15, 2012

  I bought a big cat
• Add SQUARE Mar 16, 2012

  getatme wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Idk if this will count but i was in the marines
  

  I spent a toatal of 14 years in the marines, 8 on the front line, 6 as a strategist

  Thanks for your service both of you
• Warhero0014 Mar 16, 2012

  Um, I got a 260 on my science oaks test, passing is 235 and exceeding is 247. So do I get any smarticle points?
• messrine Mar 16, 2012

  dull old Greek fella?
  PM
• P ᴀ ʀ ᴛ ʏ B ᴏ ʏ Mar 16, 2012

  🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
  My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
  I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
  That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
  Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉
  

  Only 4 yrs ago huh, what memories.
• The Water Waka Mar 16, 2012

  I lifted weights.... With sledgehammers.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Mar 16, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  I made a snow angel but used a pile of beer cans instead of snow. Later that night I got to see 8 girls getting it on with each other in a twin size bed after I gave them some American Honey.
  

  Hmmmm part of me questions the legitimacy of the story... Perhaps the consumption of the beer to built said pile of beer cans has altered yr memory

  You've obviously never been to Morgantown WV.
• getatme Mar 16, 2012

  Add SQUARE wrote:

  getatme wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Idk if this will count but i was in the marines
  

  I spent a toatal of 14 years in the marines, 8 on the front line, 6 as a strategist

  Thanks for your service both of you

  It's the same person haha and I am proud that I served
• ADD: 0901 Mar 16, 2012

  I was shagging the missus and i was on top and farted(it was bad) and everytime i moved it wafted it...SHE COULDT ESCAPE!!

  I've made my girlfriend puke twice through farting.

  I said her mums name too piss her off

  I rang my brother whilst having sex...just too tell him i was having sex

  My ex cheated on me so i slept with her best mate

  And...I got anal last night👍
• ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ Mar 16, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:

  I'm a CCP in Canada and last night we received a call for a myocardial infarction, pretty standard call. When we arrived on scene the individual had passed, there was nothing we could do.
  

  Gonna need more info... No idea what a CCP is...

  Ccp - Critical Care Paramedic
  Myocardial infraction - Heart attack
  Individual had passed - he died
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Mar 16, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:

  I hit a home run. 😉
  

  5 points... If u are saying what I think u are saying lol

  Mmm.. I'll take the points.
• Donnie Blingo Mar 16, 2012

  Jack Stevens wrote:

  I once hit a guy from 1000 yards out in Laos... Only seven, maybe ten guys in the world can make that shot.
  

  Dude i can do that in COD soo easy
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Mar 16, 2012

  🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Lemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
  My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
  I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
  That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
  Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉
  

  Either you are full of 💩 or you are one lucky bastard.
• Iceberg_Slim Mar 16, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Iceberg_Slim wrote:

  I have a buy one get offer that expires tonight. Heading over to Ho Stroll after work to redeem it.
  

  -10 points for loneliness. +15 points for dedication

  Damn two for one was a scam. The small print said only valid on Buffarillas. What am I going to do with with a part Buffalo part Gorilla looking shorty? Use the double bagging technique on the first and let the second perform a Mic Check.
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Mar 16, 2012

  I am me. I don't need to say anything else 😏
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Mar 16, 2012

  FussyJosh wrote:

  And...I got anal last night👍
  

  You did WHAT?! Was she wearing a strap on?

  Ahahahahaha, freak 😳
• OttoNorse Mar 16, 2012

  For reasons I don't understand, I was upgraded at the four seasons this wed pm to jr penthouse. 1,500 sqft suite with 4 rooms and curtains that auto opened when you turned the lights off. Sad part, I was alone and only there 6 hours (and asleep for 5.5 of those.)
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Mar 16, 2012

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  FussyJosh wrote:

  And...I got anal last night👍
  

  You did WHAT?! Was she wearing a strap on?

  Ahahahahaha, freak 😳
  

  Anal? As in going on a cleaning spree and making everything spic and span?

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