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I spent last weekend on a 3day drunken bender with Gary Busey an I have pictures to prove it!!!😜👍
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I broke my middle finger from being dared by a mate to punch a cow,it didn't even flinch and didn't help by the fact I'm built like screech from saved by the bell.
Don't actually think I could punch myself out of a paper bag😞 -
Trοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:
15 BC points for drunken antics with BBQ.just last week alone i was being legendary.
was messing with a screwed up propone tank for my BBQthe tank was stuck open and spewing gas. when i tried to remove the regulator so the stop valve would stop the gas the whole thing ignited.
my hand has some burns on it but we got to watch a 4' flamethrower as the tank emptied itself.
this was while the strippers and my drunk friends ran for cover.
oh forgot to mention the strippers. but thats another story..Extra 5-25 BC points dependant on the quality / quantity of the strippers
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BadmrF - full points for u. Congrats.
Badbean - 6 points for the steak.
Rudgicus - -5 points for animal cruelty. -1 for breaking finger. +6 for being built like screech (further point for having the same hair)
You break even.
The Cow Rud punched - 5 points for being a double hard hoofer
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
of the 20 men present. we have unanimously agreed best strippers & stag ever.Trοϱϱψ wrote:
15 BC points for drunken antics with BBQ.just last week alone i was being legendary.
was messing with a screwed up propone tank for my BBQthe tank was stuck open and spewing gas. when i tried to remove the regulator so the stop valve would stop the gas the whole thing ignited.
my hand has some burns on it but we got to watch a 4' flamethrower as the tank emptied itself.
this was while the strippers and my drunk friends ran for cover.
oh forgot to mention the strippers. but thats another story..Extra 5-25 BC points dependant on the quality / quantity of the strippers
and we have attanded many.we even got 2 lesbo shows
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I hit a home run. 😉
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Trοϱϱψ 🙎👊 wrote:
5 points per stripper. 10 for lesbian action.Mr Big Cat wrote:
of the 20 men present. we have unanimously agreed best strippers & stag ever.Trοϱϱψ wrote:
15 BC points for drunken antics with BBQ.just last week alone i was being legendary.
was messing with a screwed up propone tank for my BBQthe tank was stuck open and spewing gas. when i tried to remove the regulator so the stop valve would stop the gas the whole thing ignited.
my hand has some burns on it but we got to watch a 4' flamethrower as the tank emptied itself.
this was while the strippers and my drunk friends ran cover.
oh forgot to mention the strippers. but thats another story..Extra 5-25 BC pointdependant on the quality / quantity of the strippers
and we have attanded many.we even got 2 lesbo shows
20 bonus Big Cat points.
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Last night after work I hit 155mph down the freeway what do I get
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Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
5 points... If u are saying what I think u are saying lolI hit a home run. 😉
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Aaaaaw a loss in points! Damn it,I've got 1 more customer to visit so might do a crap in their toilet and not open the window or spray to mask the dump odour.
I'm actually concidering doing another boff in the missus mouth area again whilst we do 'bouncy bouncy time' and ride her like a bucking bronco as she tries to remove herself from my pork sword because of the impending trump entering her lungs -
I did a lot of things when I was young my dad was in the RAF I survived 3 IRA bombs. I also got into the firing range and got hold of some rounds which I polished up intill the mps caught me I couldn't sit down for a day
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I went to yoga for the first time yesterday. It was misery. I think the scotty 2 hotties in my class found me slightly entertaining as I flopped around in the back of the room. 🙆👯
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Ohh at mardi grad, I (being 16) got drunk and this one lady(about a 7 (1/2)) was hitting on me in front of her husband.
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I made a snow angel but used a pile of beer cans instead of snow. Later that night I got to see 8 girls getting it on with each other in a twin size bed after I gave them some American Honey.
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When I was in high school I nailed my friends hot mom a couple times. Her name was Susan. And man did she teach me a few things. Rocked my world. I still think about her sometimes.
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I bought a cat and gave it fish while I ate steak. Then went over to my girlfriends house you can guess the ending😉
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I got high?
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daveb wrote:
Hmmmm 2 BC points for testicular fortitudeI did a lot of things when I was young my dad was in the RAF I survived 3 IRA bombs. I also got into the firing range and got hold of some rounds which I polished up intill the mps caught me I couldn't sit down for a day
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₭ɪƊ ƊγƝօϻɪϮㅌ wrote:
-5 points.I went to yoga for the first time yesterday. It was misery. I think the scotty 2 hotties in my class found me slightly entertaining as I flopped around in the back of the room. 🙆👯
You will be awarded 15 BC points if u bang any of the hotties mind u
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Hmmmm part of me questions the legitimacy of the story... Perhaps the consumption of the beer to built said pile of beer cans has altered yr memoryI made a snow angel but used a pile of beer cans instead of snow. Later that night I got to see 8 girls getting it on with each other in a twin size bed after I gave them some American Honey.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Banging a milf.When I was in high school I nailed my friends hot mom a couple times. Her name was Susan. And man did she teach me a few things. Rocked my world. I still think about her sometimes.
10 points.
If its a lie ... -15 points... Only u know the true answer
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My cat got hit by a car
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Just trolled on forum them got decked by big Kevin
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Went 36-0 in black ops on WMD. Proof is in my file share.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
More examples... Pulling a fat or really ugly women / man on a night out is -2 BC points.... Pulling the fattest / ugliest woman / man on a night out as part of a 'pull the pig' competition 5 points.
🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽 lol
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ʜץƌʀɑ wrote:
5 man points. It's people like u that fucked me up at black opsWent 36-0 in black ops on WMD. Proof is in my file share.
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YOU wrote:
Just trolled on forum them got decked by big Kevin
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YOU wrote:
How many points is this one worth mr b.c.?I spent last weekend on a 3day drunken bender with Gary Busey an I have pictures to prove it!!!😜👍
On a side note, there were 4 naked chicks in the outdoor hotel hot tub, putting on quite the show at 4am!
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mr71vwbus wrote:
3 day benders always score well. 5 points.YOU wrote:
How many points is this one worth mr b.c.?I spent last weekend on a 3day drunken bender with Gary Busey an I have pictures to prove it!!!😜👍
On a side note, there were 4 naked chicks in the outdoor hotel hot tub, putting on quite the show at 4am!
Gary Bushey scores extremely well and gives u additional 20.
25 points . Congrats
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St Patricks weekend starts with "work lunch" on a clients card, big night followed by Saturday poker and sausage sizzle. Sunday to be devoted to the Yawn.
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