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I managed to sit through the entire pile of shit film known as mamma Mia without punching a) a wall b)the missus and c)any animal.
Singing based films should be banned unless there are boobs jiggling about and/or extreme violence,aliens with singing would be watchable 🎵get away from her you bitch🎵 -
Big Cat points for u all shall be distributed later today.
Unfortunately I gotta do some work.
-5 points for me.
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I'm a high school senior, and is accepted to Cal Poly Pomona
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
If true - 10 pointsLemme think... Hahaha the best time I ever had was when I was 16, my parents sent me to a church camp.
My first day I got bored, so when the congregation came, I stood up and announced "I am a satinist, and you can all fk off."
I had an awsome costume on at the time; full length black trenchcoat, silver chains down the arms, electric blue sunglasses clashd with my bright red hair... Anyway.
That night, I get a knock on my cabin window, there's a girl there (bout a 7) and she takes me out into the woods, where she steals my virginity...
Every night, for the 2 week camp, came a different girl at my window 😉 -
Hyena - 5 points.
Jeff - a smoooooth 10
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mr joble wrote:
10 points for bravey.Do I get points for having you on my fight list yesterday mr bc ?
-5 for stupidity
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Alexander Z. wrote:
Hmmmmm I don't think this deserves shit.I just memorized 130 digits of pi in honor of pi day 3-14-2012!
Impressive - yea
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Sweet 10 points.
I've never lied with stories about my life, they're cooler
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Well it's steak for t tonight and hopefully full monty afterwards plus a nice bag of bud plus bottles of bud and not in work till Monday and to top it off I get to cap a few players that's at the end of my Friday mmmm
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trigga10- wrote:
10 points. CongratsBanged gf ate beer had cheesecake
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
15 points for CCPMr Big Cat wrote:
ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Gonna need more info... No idea what a CCP is...I'm a CCP in Canada and last night we received a call for a myocardial infarction, pretty standard call. When we arrived on scene the individual had passed, there was nothing we could do.
Ccp - Critical Care Paramedic
Myocardial infraction - Heart attack
Individual had passed - he died-10 for the death.
5 points overall. Congrats
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Oy!!!am I invisible?i said I sat through the bucket of turd singing film and need some points to buy some alcohol so I can get into a paralytic state and forget the warbling bints.
Disappointment is not the word mr cat..tut tut -
I met the RL Charlie Seiga once. Called him a "dozy old sod". I survived.
That's worth at least 20 points.
However.
I met the woman that makes the gypsy dresses today off of channel four.
That's worth -25.
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I ate my milk and drank my cookies...
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Jack Stevens wrote:
It's the only thing I've ever been good at...I once hit a guy from 1000 yards out in Laos... Only seven, maybe ten guys in the world can make that shot.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Touché, touchéI ate my milk and drank my cookies...
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Mr BC, can you please have a chat with my local grocer. He would not accept Big Cat points for my shopping.
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Hmmmm... I surprised my step kids today. One of them was having a school program and I swooped in unexpectedly (to him), got up on stage, and grabbed him up in a hug. All of the women cried. Then I went and pushed all the kids on the swings. All in my uniform.
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There has been many battles and wars recently! Also more people posting. Apply for your big cat points now
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I know it's not a battle etc, but I've done two days without a drop of red wine 😳, that must be worth something BC ?
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Had a 3some with my gf and her friend and the following night stuck a firecracker in a pasito and blew it up on my crazy ass neighbors porch
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5 weeks later and the few points I got have been spent on steak,high % tramp lager and a high quality boff cannon (high tech poo cloud collector),so whilst my anus has depleted it's gassious cargo I can still direct a foul post curry trump into the missus' general face area. Many thanks mr BC,this has kept me amused and kept the woman smelling like the inside of a poo Shute.....happy days.
So I'll try for some more pointage,2 days ago I got stung be a bee and didn't even mumble,wimper or get emotional.....god I'm double hard,worthy of a reward me thinks?
I wait with baited breath and my confidence is high so Kerr and indeed Ching for the points.....ta -
The Nomad wrote:
Were you the ham in the sandwich?,the meat in the middle,the double adapter? Hope the friend wasn't too big a fellow. BC will award or deduct points based on the answer.Had a 3some with my gf and her friend and the following night stuck a firecracker in a pasito and blew it up on my crazy ass neighbors porch
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Гöлاл wrote:
Hmmmm....I know it's not a battle etc, but I've done two days without a drop of red wine 😳, that must be worth something BC ?
10points for being a good boy and not drinking ....
-8points for being boring and not drinking
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
15 points for being a trooper and not letting the bee get u down!!5 weeks later and the few points I got have been spent on steak,high % tramp lager and a high quality boff cannon (high tech poo cloud collector),so whilst my anus has depleted it's gassious cargo I can still direct a foul post curry trump into the missus' general face area. Many thanks mr BC,this has kept me amused and kept the woman smelling like the inside of a poo Shute.....happy days.
So I'll try for some more pointage,2 days ago I got stung be a bee and didn't even mumble,wimper or get emotional.....god I'm double hard,worthy of a reward me thinks?
I wait with baited breath and my confidence is high so Kerr and indeed Ching for the points.....ta-10 points for being slow enough to get stung... Bee response should always involve running at the speed of light with arms waving the appropriate distress signals.
A cool 5 BC points though, congrats
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vishbume wrote:
Vish - 2 points to you my friend for ensuring I have all the factsThe Nomad wrote:
Were you the ham in the sandwich?,the meat in the middle,the double adapter? Hope the friend wasn't too big a fellow. BC will award or deduct points based on the answer.Had a 3some with my gf and her friend and the following night stuck a firecracker in a pasito and blew it up on my crazy ass neighbors porch
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Just like to know what BC credits I'll get in advance:
I plan on pocketing a shrunken head from the Natural Museum.I will then sit it upon my pencil and watch it scrunch its features as I erase mistakes.....at night I shall sit it gingerly atop my swizzler and draw oohhhs and ahhhs from pretty girls.I imagine that they will be most impressed with its flowing strands of hair and stitched mouth and eyes.
"I want in THERE", I'd say as a ventriloquist. -
Reeeeesult,a slab of cow arse for my evening meal,I'll be able to guff like a trooper tomorrow...yum yum.just a thought BC,instead of the points being awarded in paper/coupon form why not invest in reward cards?
BCMP (big cats man points),exclusivity springs to mind -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
I feel bad saying this but my gf is a... 7/10 and her friend an 8 1/2)/10vishbume wrote:
Vish - 2 points to you my friend for ensuring I have all the factsThe Nomad wrote:
Were you the ham in the sandwich?,the meat in the middle,the double adapter? Hope the friend wasn't too big a fellow. BC will award or deduct points based on the answer.Had a 3some with my gf and her friend and the following night stuck a firecracker in a pasito and blew it up on my crazy ass neighbors porch
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The Nomad wrote:
Can you expand on this? I'm not sure as to what the numbers mean. Why the "3some" reference?Mr Big Cat wrote:
I feel bad saying this but my gf is a... 7/10 and her friend an 8 1/2)/10vishbume wrote:
Vish - 2 points to you my friend for ensuring I have all the factsThe Nomad wrote:
Were you the ham in the sandwich?,the meat in the middle,the double adapter? Hope the friend wasn't too big a fellow. BC will award or deduct points based on the answer.Had a 3some with my gf and her friend and the following night stuck a firecracker in a pasito and blew it up on my crazy ass neighbors porch
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