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Fat Basterd wrote:
what's he smack it? U know cuz everytime u beat it u kill a kitten.. He must buy alot of lube cuz I got 60+ turf myself..Everytime a turf is added, Nick kills a kitten.
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Fat Bastard (despite being a man) got breast implants.
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He thinks he'll be able to teach "the girls" to read.
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Mystery wrote:
u can see the scar stillFat Bastard (despite being a man) got breast implants.
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Negrita Chula wrote:
his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard?Mystery wrote:
u can see the scar stillFat Bastard (despite being a man) got breast implants.
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O-Dogg wrote:
Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I'd have to charge.Negrita Chula wrote:
his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard?Mystery wrote:
u can see the scar stillFat Bastard (despite being a man) got breast implants.
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Negrita Chula wrote:
👊 Ow, Bella, stop hitting me! 😥Bella is Mystery's older sister and beats up her if she doesn't post her code.
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Itchy Area picked his name because, erm, he can't stop scratching down there. Yet he refuses to see a doctor.
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GatorFarm drugs his alligators to make their skins better for shoes & purses.
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Widowmaker is a ninja. Seriously, he could be right next to you and you wouldn't know it. The guy is ... whoa, what was that? 👀See?
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Mystery is actually Megan Fox and turf wars is her escape from the real life.
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Nick is actually Elvis..... He faked his death so he could put all his time into creating turf wars
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Mystery wrote:
funny shitItchy Area picked his name because, erm, he can't stop scratching down there. Yet he refuses to see a doctor.
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Negrita is actually a virgin nun.
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Angel of Blades is actually the lil devil on my left shoulder tellin me to do bad and naughty things!
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Mystery is behind me wit a gun tellin me if i dont say sumthin nice about her shes gonna shoot me! (help me)
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Chula is actually a 50 year old impotent transvestite. Her favorite drag outfit is that of Jennifer Lopez. Chula must regularly wax certain areas to avoid the excrutiating pain duct tape causes when it is removed (for wearing those skimpy outfits.)
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Linderman has a brain lmao
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Belial is actually a hobo
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Whitey really is in Boston.
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Bullyman does back up for the Wiggles.
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Belial ❤ linderman and they are both girls
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Aggressive is really a Lakers fan.
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Johnny O is actually Kobe Bryant.
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Johnny's 💃💃💃 are actually nuns in disguises. He "pimps" them out to try to convert more people to Catholicism. Everyone asks for one of his 💃💃💃 because they want to "pray to Jesus," but little do they know, the plan is to make them pray to Jesus!
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Bennington has failed every spelling test he's ever taken.
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The Chef is actually The Chef from South Park. He loves salty balls!
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Turf Warrior likes to wear lingerie; Nelli has video of this. Nelli also secretly likes to watch those videos, late at night, all alone...except when Drizzy joins him.
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JMac is fluent in 5 languages. English, French, Spanish, German, and Fuk-yew.
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Nick makes 1 cent every time someone punches a code.
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