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Drizzy is 50 years old, has a huge pot belly, & is a total couch potato.
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In a past life Night was an Egyptian sun god.
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Patsy didn't really quit, she became PSI.
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Nate is serving life in prison and plays TW on a contraband iPhone.
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The only alcohol Don Page will touch is a cosmopolitan. He thinks this helps with his metrosexual image.
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Mama Tek despises cooking; she eats McDonalds every day.
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Jmac is actually Hugh, from the tv show Ice Road Truckers. He is a Catholic who is filled with love for all mankind.
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Cliché leads an AA support group, with his wife, Melissa, whom he worships.
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Attrition is terrified of guns & refuses to allow anything even resembling a weapon in his house.
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Howard has been the world Scrabble champian for the last 5 years. He also holds the world record for the highest scoring word. It is predicted that this record will never be broken.
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However, 3 months ago Howard became Nate's cellmate & is seeking special permission to be allowed to compete in this year's scrabble tournament.
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Did you know that Mystery is Howard's lawyer (aka get out of jail free card) & she's agreed to help him pro Bono cuz they had an intimate scrabble challenge?
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Attrition may not allow anythin resembling a gun at home so Mystery has figured out a way to eat her salads, steaks with a ladle. And her only use of 🍴is here on TW forums...
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Putz, PSI & Patsy are related according to Mystery. Duh?where's the similarity?
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Nick actually hates the LA Lakers and is a die hard loyalist of the Shanghai Dongfang Sharks.
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Mystery wrote:
Lol! Mystery was on a roll!Nate is serving life in prison and plays TW on a contraband iPhone.
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Psi has multiple personality disorder. He has an account for each voice in his head.
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Mystery obviously hates these kinds of threads.
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Mystery is actually a little girl, and plays TW cuz she has no real friends!!!
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Bella is Mystery's older sister and beats up her if she doesn't post her code.
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Fat Basterd doesn't admitt but he has a thing for collecting 👂wax and stores them in a jar .
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Mystery wrote:
lol I also hold the record for longest average time taken per move🙍Howard has been the world Scrabble champian for the last 5 years. He also holds the world record for the highest scoring word. It is predicted that this record will never be broken.
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Mystery wrote:
it's true🙍 wait what did I go in for?😥However, 3 months ago Howard became Nate's cellmate & is seeking special permission to be allowed to compete in this year's scrabble tournament.
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I have to say this.......Omnius is my father. He connected me about a month ago and told me he wanted to start over again and explain why he left. And I said NO! That's why he doesn't like me!!
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Negrita Chula wrote:
was it like Star Wars? Did he cut off your hand? Do you have a twin you didn't know about?I have to say this.......Omnius is my father. He connected me about a month ago and told me he wanted to start over again and explain why he left. And I said NO! That's why he doesn't like me!!
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Fat Basterd wrote:
he tried to cut my hand but took my turfs insteadNegrita Chula wrote:
was it like Star Wars? Did he cut off your hand? Do you have a twin you didn't know about?I have to say this.......Omnius is my father. He connected me about a month ago and told me he wanted to start over again and explain why he left. And I said NO! That's why he doesn't like me!!
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Matt scored perfect on the math of his SAT. A perfect zero. Since then he has vowed revenge on math and kicks math's ass every time he sees it.
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Everytime a turf is added, Nick kills a kitten.
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Everytime fat basterd makes a post, 20% of your brain cells die off.
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Fat Bastard makes me chuckle - true fact.
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