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Crazy redneck is a level headed dentist that lives in NYC
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Johnny O secretly loves Starbucks, and eats Krispy Kreme Donuts.
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Fat bastard is thin!!!
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UntoldAnimation wrote:
Did you not read any of the posts on this thread?Fat bastard is thin!!!
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BAT SMURF wrote:
When did this happen?Benny da boss is actually Jenny who works for McDonalds. But don't tell him I told you.
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YOU wrote:
I don't remember who Black Death is but these were good times.Black Death and Thuglife are both atention craveing teenage girls who only porpose in
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I work at Burger King now.Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
About 4 months ago 😛BAT SMURF wrote:
When did this happen?Benny da boss is actually Jenny who works for McDonalds. But don't tell him I told you.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Turfwarrior & Batel swing with Mystery & attrition. 😱
NOW I've got a very bad 'porkies' image!!! 😱😱😱😱
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Bruenor actually carries a sword. He hates axes. He spends his days buying every axe he can find & destroying them. Because of this, people mistake him for a tree-hugger, thinking he's actually trying to save the trees. He allows people to believe this false image of him, while at night he sneaks around cutting down trees with chainsaws. This has caused great confusion in his town. People can't figure out how the trees are being cut down with no axes to be found. In fact, they have started to look for patterns in the cutting, thinking it's some new version of crop circles - tree circles.
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Mystery wrote:
If I were a lawyer, I'd say you're lying. But I'm not, so you mustn't be.Bruenor actually carries a sword. He hates axes. He spends his days buying every axe he can find & destroying them. Because of this, people mistake him for a tree-hugger, thinking he's actually trying to save the trees. He allows people to believe this false image of him, while at night he sneaks around cutting down trees with chainsaws. This has caused great confusion in his town. People can't figure out how the trees are being cut down with no axes to be found. In fact, they have started to look for patterns in the cutting, thinking it's some new version of crop circles - tree circles.
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Bruenor's favorite dwarf is Gimli.
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Tweek is actually a perfectionist. He's always late to appointments because on the way there are things he must stop and fix before he passes them. His worst incident involved Highway 40 and a slightly askew license plate on the Wrangler in front of him. His Prius barely managed to pull ahead and halt the vehicle, stopping traffic for nearly 4 hours to remove, straighten, and replace perfectly level on the vehicle, much to the annoyance of police and commuters alike.
He then spent the next 8 days rebuilding the front of his Prius after the wrangler owner accidentally ran over it. -
Mystery is really conjoined twins. One Passivly aggressive(Hannah), the other Agressivly passive(Samantha).
they work together to act as the one we call Mystery. Sometimes Hannah plays, sometimes Samantha plays. Sometimes, they play at the same time. Sam on the map, Hannah on the forums. I found this one day whilst talking to her through PM- Sam decided to answer for Hannah, in a way that was not at all usual. Twice as efficient at punching codes, twice as fast capping, two times better than most.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
One of Tweek's favorite pastimes is sitting in traffic. He will often devise elaborate plans to create to create lengthy traffic jams. He makes sure to be in the middle of them so he can time exactly how long they last.Tweek is actually a perfectionist. He's always late to appointments because on the way there are things he must stop and fix before he passes them. His worst incident involved Highway 40 and a slightly askew license plate on the Wrangler in front of him. His Prius barely managed to pull ahead and halt the vehicle, stopping traffic for nearly 4 hours to remove, straighten, and replace perfectly level on the vehicle, much to the annoyance of police and commuters alike.
He then spent the next 8 days rebuilding the front of his Prius after the wrangler owner accidentally ran over it.His current goal is to create at least a 4 hour traffic jam in every state.
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Vishbume is actually illiterate. He hires a Shakespearian tutor to read & post for him. 😜
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9 out of 10 noobs prefer attack and defense points than Stam or energy.
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
Why is it I find this believable?Vishbume is actually illiterate. He hires a Shakespearian tutor to read & post for him. 😜
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Everytime you tell a group of noobs to punch codes, a child is orphaned.
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Knight original name was suposed to be night.
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Bruenor actually uses a sword to decapitate his enemies
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Señor gordito can't speak Spanish and uses google translate 🙀
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Mr. Robot used to be a BORG. One day the BORG ship passed through a freak electrical storm which bestowed an individual consciousness upon him. He managed to escape their ship and become a separate being.
Brown note secretly created to the Rainbow Brite Alliance (RaBAl). They plan to force everyone to rename all their turf with the following: 🌈👮🏼♀️✨
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Mystery wrote:
🧐🤔🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🤔🤔🤯Mr. Robot used to be a BORG. One day the BORG ship passed through a freak electrical storm which bestowed an individual consciousness upon him. He managed to escape their ship and become a separate being.
Brown note secretly created to the Rainbow Brite Alliance (RaBAl). They plan to force everyone to rename all their turf with the following: 🌈👮🏼♀️✨
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Little known I.A. secret:
TOM loves Ronaldo and hates Messi. -
Sabin actually misses the days when he lowered his influence to 20 so he could cap Thuglife.
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Sabin is actually the son of Albert Bruce Sabin (who developed the oral polio vaccine. Sabin is a researcher and is currently, feverishly working on developing a vaccine for the new Wuhan Coronavirus (2019-nCoV).
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Mystery Is actually Mickey Dunn 💔’s second account. But nobody ever suspects Dunn having mules so It’s all a mystery. He accomplished reaching 100,000 mob twice.
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∞🩸𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁®🩸∞ wrote:
Yes, that’s why I’ve taken breaks from TW, so I could focus on the Mickey account.Mystery Is actually Mickey Dunn 💔’s second account. But nobody ever suspects Dunn having mules so It’s all a mystery. He accomplished reaching 100,000 mob twice.
(Holy cow - I can’t even imagine doing all the punching that I’ve done twice!)
Wec has a side job as a male stripper.
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DML is actually Dennis Miller. DML stands for his television show, Dennis Miller Live. He also owns the company, Dragon Models Limited, which makes plastic model kits and military action figures.
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