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Johnny O is really a singer, and was inspired by his Fantasy Girl 💃, but since she demanded more 💵, he had to put her to work ;)
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Grane prefers coke....
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Lol. All those months ago and nothing about messrine has changed! Epic.zraygo wrote:
with a minor in logicMesrine is an English major
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Darth Vandan has a bastard child whom he cut off his arm, and participated in the London riotsℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Lol. All those months ago and nothing about messrine has changed! Epic.zraygo wrote:
with a minor in logicMesrine is an English major
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BØRG23 wrote:
cage prefers pepsi...Grane prefers coke....
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Due to many peoples belifs, Killing Man is actually a pacifist.
Also he is a stoned hippie
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1Ђцм฿дѕтдя₫ 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Hahaha. That made me chuckle. 1 thumb bastard actually has both thumbs.🍀Joe Zingg🍀 has Yankee and Jets season tix.
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Mystery is actually quite obvious.
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Killing Man wrote:
Off topic. Luke wasn't a bastard child, anikin and padmé were married, so that don't work mate lol. Back on topic. Killing man has punched 2620 codes with his bare hands!Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Darth Vandan has a bastard child whom he cut off his arm, and participated in the London riotsℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Lol. All those months ago and nothing about messrine has changed! Epic.zraygo wrote:
with a minor in logicMesrine is an English major
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Belial has never changed his name.
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Fat Basterd wrote:
LmaoNick did not invent Turf Wars. It was bestowed upon him by a radiant light.
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I have ADD! And I don't know what that stands for either but I still have it!
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Borgs are more of a Macintosh kind of group not like those ugly viruses up dells.... Ewww
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Killing Man has a double major in English & Economics.
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Mystery wrote:
Mystery has a major in sarcasmKilling Man has a double major in English & Economics.
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The BØRGS live no where near Australia.
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Killing Man is actually one of the most respected players in the game, and one who I strive to be more like one day.
Brown didn't reset intentionally. He actually found a brown noise, but it made his iDevice shit instead of him.
Mama Tek can cook a pot roast in a microwave in under ten minutes, and it will be the best you've ever ate.
Das Hyena loves house cats and hates hyenas, but was afraid that nobody would take him seriously if he named himself "The Pussy."
Nick's favorite game is Crime City.
LAW is accepting all invites to the alliance, but you must leave LAW first in order to be able to join.
H@voc pronounces his name "hat-vock."
Belial is actually Nick's mule account.
OTB prefers the moniker OneThumbBastard because it has four syllables like his hand, which has four fingers.
The BØRG all love individualism.
Primo Loco was actually locked out of the bathroom, and began to hallucinate from holding it for so long.
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Zэяо is, in fact, the oldest TW player as he is also the last remaining Japanse WWII aviator. Having survived Hiroshima he lives to be among us. When his circles begin appearing in Honolulu...beware...but he'll probably only "land" once.
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Free Mason helped to construct the prison that Nate & Howard are in. Because of his name though, he was never paid. He chose to seek revenge by breaking Nate out of jail. Free Mason tried to expose the all the wrongdoings, corruption, & cover ups at the prison by telling GreenManXphile about them. However, GreenMan didn't believe a word of it because he doesn't believe in conspiracies.
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OTB actually owns no pants. He only wears Snuggies.
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Belial goes to church every Sunday.
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badbean wrote:
There is nothing in OTB's pants. 😱OTB actually owns no pants. He only wears Snuggies.
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Freemason actually charges to lay brick
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travdog70 wrote:
No you don't 😜Freemason actually charges to lay brick
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Mickey and misty in reality are Mickey and Minnie 🐭💓🐭
I'm really not a dog but I think I'm 70 in dog years.🐺
Sir talks a lot has nothing to say
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Unknown Assasin is actually a pacifistic monk living in the mountains of northern Napal.
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Nick is my mule account. Belial is not a robot but add swagger is.
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🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:
😳Are these really facts?
Cause from what I've read here it doesn't look like it. See, I could say "MYSTERY HAS A 1K MOB!!", but that wouldn't be true (Jk, no offence Mystery). When you say "OTB wears a snuggie", is it true? Or are you making it up for the heck of it?
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The point I'm trying to make is....
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Carpenter wrote:
Let me supplement that- nudist monk living in nepalUnknown Assasin is actually a pacifistic monk living in the mountains of northern Napal.
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