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Mystery wrote:
You Lie! Sir talk a lot teaches the adv. English class.OTB is a three-thumbed turf hugger.
Ashley, the hot cop, is a 500 pound man.
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Fat bastard is really an annorexic and has parents that where married for 10 years before conceiving him.
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Johnny Cage wrote:
A cagefighting pimp that has multiple personality disorder. Interesting.Mystery wrote:
Johnny O is actually my Pimp name...Johnny Cage is Johnny O's alter ego when participating in extreme cagefighting.
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Mr Baron wrote:
😹😹😹Johnny Cage wrote:
A cagefighting pimp that has multiple personality disorder. Interesting.Mystery wrote:
Johnny O is actually my Pimp name...Johnny Cage is Johnny O's alter ego when participating in extreme cagefighting.
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Mr Baron hates alliances with a passion & has sworn to take them all down. He invented Red Baron frozen pizzas, but ironically, he has a fear of flying.
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Mr. Baron is actually a homeless man who lives in a box in Washington ,. Plays turf wars on an iPod he stole from a 7 year old.. You should be ashamed!
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The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Yes, he spent all his money from the pizzas on don points. His lost his iPhone when he lost all his worldly possessions (bankruptcy), so he stole the iPod to play TW.Mr. Baron is actually a homeless man who lives in a box in Washington ,. Plays turf wars on an iPod he stole from a 7 year old.. You should be ashamed!
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These used to be funny.
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Holy crap!!! I had never seen this thread. Looks like it was made during my hiatus. Even Batel has participated.
So apparently I
1. Swung with my wife with Mystery and Attrition
2. Started a sweat shop
3. Enjoy wearing lingerie
4. Quit turf wars to take on real life responsibilities so my wife became the first full time turf wars player.That was a great read
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
Turf Warrior is Ashley the hot cop.Holy crap!!! I had never seen this thread. Looks like it was made during my hiatus. Even Batel has participated.
So apparently I
1. Swung with my wife with Mystery and Attrition
2. Started a sweat shop
3. Enjoy wearing lingerie
4. Quit turf wars to take on real life responsibilities so my wife became the first full time turf wars player.That was a great read
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Mystery wrote:
Where that true I would be quite henched up.The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Yes, he spent all his money from the pizzas on don points. His lost his iPhone when he lost all his worldly possessions (bankruptcy), so he stole the iPod to play TW.Mr. Baron is actually a homeless man who lives in a box in Washington ,. Plays turf wars on an iPod he stole from a 7 year old.. You should be ashamed!
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Tapwaterfish is a bitch...my personal whipping BOY!!!
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Mr Baron wrote:
You had the most henchmen in the game. However, your wife got mad at you for spending all your money on TW & reset your account before you lost your iPhone.Mystery wrote:
Where that true I would be quite henched up.The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Yes, he spent all his money from the pizzas on don points. His lost his iPhone when he lost all his worldly possessions (bankruptcy), so he stole the iPod to play TW.Mr. Baron is actually a homeless man who lives in a box in Washington ,. Plays turf wars on an iPod he stole from a 7 year old.. You should be ashamed!
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"Melissa is a whore" is actually Ashley, the hot stripper cop. She was a 500 pound man until she had liposuction & a sex change operation.
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
These used to be funny.
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Thuglife owns two phones. He uses the "Thuglife" persona to be Turf Wars biggest villain and the Johnny O persona to be one of the most well liked players in Turf Wars
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
Therefore thug is both Johnny O. and Cage?Thuglife owns two phones. He uses the "Thuglife" persona to be Turf Wars biggest villain and the Johnny O persona to be one of the most well liked players in Turf Wars
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Mr Baron wrote:
MwahahahahaTurf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
Therefore thug is both Johnny O. and Cage?Thuglife owns two phones. He uses the "Thuglife" persona to be Turf Wars biggest villain and the Johnny O persona to be one of the most well liked players in Turf Wars
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Shaggly razors is a turf hugger. There. I said it!
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H@VOC grew up near a nuclear power plant, mutating him now to having 7 additional arms
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Sabasaul wrote:
Johnny O worked on one of his family owned oil platforms as a roughneck for 6 years before eventually starting his own technology company that among otherthings, creates GPS based software games for the Android platform.
Sabasaul is a Tibetan name but when transulated means the same in any language: He who has no personality.
Dengue Fever is an electrician by trade and his name is an off shoot from his father's TV character: Johnny Fever
Bullyman is legally blind in both eyes, tone deaf & has three belly buttons (Whitey told me that one). Yet he is still at the forefront of the music industry.
Nick, who secretly joined the Massholes 6 weeks ago doesn't even exist. His profile is just a mule account for Beauty.
Viper recently hit 26K. Seeing as this is what the thread is really all about....
Congratulations & I'm glad your on our side...sort of.
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Killing man's real name is Living woman, a shy, non-forum posting version of his real self...
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Johnny O believes in no sex until marriage.
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Mystery is really planning on destroying Turf Wars by capping everybodys turf in one day.
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Add 10 fully supports the Boston Red Sox.
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punkass wrote:
Punkass really try's to convice himself that he is not a washed up guy in his late 20's with a beer gut, who has not moved out of his frat party college phase of life (in his illusions of gransiure, in his attempt to try to stay cool) who never misses out on the annual installments of Madden and call of duty. Oh and did I mention he lives in the basement of his parents placeKilling man's real name is Living woman, a shy, non-forum posting version of his real self...
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Killing Man wrote:
I think you mean delusions of grandeur.punkass wrote:
Punkass really try's to convice himself that he is not a washed up guy in his late 20's with a beer gut, who has not moved out of his frat party college phase of life (in his illusions of gransiure, in his attempt to try to stay cool) who never misses out on the annual installments of Madden and call of duty. Oh and did I mention he lives in the basement of his parents placeKilling man's real name is Living woman, a shy, non-forum posting version of his real self...
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Joe zing's best friend is Loi Tering
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Mystery wrote:
Very wellKilling Man wrote:
I think you mean delusions of grandeur.punkass wrote:
Punkass really try's to convice himself that he is not a washed up guy in his late 20's with a beer gut, who has not moved out of his frat party college phase of life (in his illusions of gransiure, in his attempt to try to stay cool) who never misses out on the annual installments of Madden and call of duty. Oh and did I mention he lives in the basement of his parents placeKilling man's real name is Living woman, a shy, non-forum posting version of his real self...
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Johnny O's watches Johnny Bravo for inspiration
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