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No one ever posts facetious threads or says anything atrocious.
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Raptor and Messrine are gay lovers and Gaybriel is their love child
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Night, belial, and chainsaw are all gay pot smoking boy scout leaders
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Suge Knight, Knight Rider, Night, and Gladys Knight play a round of golf every Tuesday. The pips caddy for them.
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Mystery is so mysterious that sometimes, she mystifies herself.
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The dev submits all your movements to relevant National Security agencies worldwide to monitor all TW players and list suspected terrorist and/or mob activities that relate to real life.
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Dickdragon is a dungeon master for a 30 something D&D group. He has specialized d20 that light up on a natural 20 and a limited edition monster manual signed by Mr. T.
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(oh and this was my first time reading this thread and it is hilarious!)
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Sounds like batel is a gay pot smoking dungeon master...
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風火貌 wrote:
LOLThe dev submits all your movements to relevant National Security agencies worldwide to monitor all TW players and list suspected terrorist and/or mob activities that relate to real life.
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Belial has an ingrown toenail.
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ripd wrote:
He named it Bella so she could be closer to him.Belial has an ingrown toenail.
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bee ryan wrote:
This is true. In fact, Batel used to be a woman. She had a sex change operation & became a man so that she could become a gay pot smoking boy scout leader. She (now a he) also served in the military after her operation. It was her former husband (now gay lover), Turf Warrior, that got her started smoking pot.Sounds like batel is a gay pot smoking dungeon master...
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Did you know I'm Christian?
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Turf Warrior could not find a good sweat shop to purchase. Since he was already corrupt, he decided to make all his inmates do the code punching instead. He also makes his inmates roll his joints.
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Batel wrote:
That was good. Do more.Dickdragon is a dungeon master for a 30 something D&D group. He has specialized d20 that light up on a natural 20 and a limited edition monster manual signed by Mr. T.
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Fat Basterd wrote:
Eeeww..ripd wrote:
He named it Bella so she could be closer to him.Belial has an ingrown toenail.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Bella is turned on by grossness. And proper grammar.Fat Basterd wrote:
Eeeww..ripd wrote:
He named it Bella so she could be closer to him.Belial has an ingrown toenail.
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Fat basterd is actually fat ugly naked guy from friends
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bee ryan wrote:
lmao! It was only ugly naked guy though, not fat, ugly naked guy.Fat basterd is actually fat ugly naked guy from friends
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DJHazzer has only 1 testicle.
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Mystery wrote:
bee ryan wrote:
lmao! It was only ugly naked guy though, not fat, ugly naked guy.Fat basterd is actually fat ugly naked guy from friends
Yeah my bad. Favorite ugly naked guy scene was when Ross tries to get his apartment by being his ugly naked friend
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Mystery wrote:
Howard was denied entry to the WWF tournament. He went crazy & beat up Nate; Howard is now in solitary confinement & Nate's in a coma.howard wrote:
Identity theft; you figured since it was said you could make Hitler feel sensitive, you would just claim to be Hitler. Then you decided that wouldn't work (since he's dead) so you tried to steal thuglife's identity instead.Mystery wrote:
it's true🙍 wait what did I go in for?😥However, 3 months ago Howard became Nate's cellmate & is seeking special permission to be allowed to compete in this year's scrabble tournament.
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Glman really is not a troll
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When \V/ gets out of the pool, he shrinks to v.
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Fat Basterd wrote:
LMFAO!! Now that's hilarious. Sorry \V/When \V/ gets out of the pool, he shrinks to v.
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Lmao good ol days
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How have I not gotten to Primo Loco yet?!?
Primo Loco and R. Kelly are remixing "Trapped in the Closet" to "Stuck in my Bathroom"
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OTB is a three-thumbed turf hugger.
Ashley, the hot cop, is a 500 pound man.
Sir talk a lot is in an advanced English class. -
"rapping" is getting a second defination in Webster's dictionary thanks to Sir Talks ALot
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