The 👑Queens👑 Third Drunken Post..
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Being a female, I have heard some horrible pick up lines in my time.. I have also heard some brilliant ones that most men would not be sly enough to pull off.. I want to see how smooth you all are. List your best pick up lines below.. I believe one of the best ones I have encountered thus far is, " Are your eye lashes fake?" Me- "No, why?" Guy- " Yes they are!! close your eyes I don't believe you." Of course I do it to prove myself then he slyly kisses me. I could not be mad at the assertiveness because it was very slick. So I challenge you all to beat it. Annnnd go!
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Get your coat you've pulled
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Seriously, I know this sounds cheesy and corny but it works..
You walk up to a lady that doesn't notice you and get her attention by saying "excuse me miss, I believe you dropped something..."
When they start looking on the ground, you say "ah, it was your smile"
Works 99% of the time.
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Nakana wrote:
Now I know in fact that would never work. I'm looking for actual Don Juan swag that may actually work on a female.. And no worries, I will let you know if it would come close to a realistic attention getter.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Wait, your third drunken post? That means I missed out on your second one. Darn
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Get your teeth round my beef
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My name is Steve, just so you know what to scream later.
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Nakana wrote:
That one gets props. Very nice!!Seriously, I know this sounds cheesy and corny but it works..
You walk up to a lady that doesn't notice you and get her attention by saying "excuse me miss, I believe you dropped something..."
When they start looking on the ground, you say "ah, it was your smile"
Works 99% of the time.
To turf warrior, you commented on my second drunk thread called the end all thread. About the forum issues. -
Hey Queen Nicole did you get a speeding ticket this morning?
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Why no American why?
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Cause you have FINE wrote all over you lol
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Haha always funny! may get a laugh but again has been heard before.. I challenge you guys to try and make up your own. Or find one that is a for sure!! Nakana said it may be corny before but I would definantly fall for it. The best, most slick answer, I will fly anywhere and make a turf dedicated to the person that whoos me. 😘
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Don't make me stalk you!
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So when can I expect you? ;)
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Well this is a drunken post so I will try again as if I were in a drunken state of mind. I would kindly introduce myself and then whisper in your ear," whatever happens tonight, in the morning we will blame it on the alcohol" and then i would leave you with a nice wet juicy kiss on the............. Well that would be the suprise cause we are drunk right?
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When in doubt, whip it out
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Hey I heard you sigh,
Was it because you we're looking at me and had a vision of later tonight 😉 -
But the funniest one I've ever had somebody tell me was on TW and he said
Hey the police are looking for a man with a big dick...
Will you hide me? -
A͜ϻєʀɪcƞϻɑғɪɑ wrote:
Haha well that may work on the " less than classy gals" but i am a class act (mostly) so it would be on the same lines as hey nice shoes.. Wanna...Well this is a drunken post so I will try again as if I were in a drunken state of mind. I would kindly introduce myself and then whisper in your ear," whatever happens tonight, in the morning we will blame it on the alcohol" and then i would leave you with a nice wet juicy kiss on the............. Well that would be the suprise cause we are drunk right?
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Then you can whisper if you wanna tap it, I'll promise to wrap it 😉When in doubt, whip it out
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
😂😂😂😂 awesomeBut the funniest one I've ever had somebody tell me was on TW and he said
Hey the police are looking for a man with a big dick...
Will you hide me? -
🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
I would think you we're trying to drug me 😳 👀This one only works with a wingman.
"excuse me ma'am, but would you like to take part in a friendly wager?"
(convince her to say yes by complimenting her several times)
"yes"
"alright then, ill bet I can turn your drink (purple, red, or green (depending on how dark it is) with just a wave of my hand. What are you betting with (hint at what you want ;) )
Once she agrees to your terms, Distract her with a flourish of your hands, as your wingman drops a little dye powder in her drink and walks away ;)
*gasp* 😳"how did you do that"
"it's magic, like our connection"😉
Hehehhe worked like 85% of the time 😏
Was funny as hell when it didn't though 😂 -
🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Is dye powder the new term for roofies?This one only works with a wingman.
"excuse me ma'am, but would you like to take part in a friendly wager?"
(convince her to say yes by complimenting her several times)
"yes"
"alright then, ill bet I can turn your drink (purple, red, or green (depending on how dark it is) with just a wave of my hand. What are you betting with (hint at what you want ;) )
Once she agrees to your terms, Distract her with a flourish of your hands, as your wingman drops a little dye powder in her drink and walks away ;)
*gasp* 😳"how did you do that"
"it's magic, like our connection"😉
Hehehhe worked like 85% of the time 😏
Was funny as hell when it didn't though 😂 -
I agree with them.. If a chick is not paying attention to her drink at all times.. She is either 1. Too drunk or 2. Too dumb, Not worth the effort. either or... Prob not a good choice.
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So you either get some play or a free drink.... Nice.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Makes sense because im going to have to review most of these when I wake up haha good night friends keep them coming!!Queen Nicole wrote:
I have to admit, it's been a few years since I was in a bar scene...think early 90's. ;) and it wasn't the drunk girls i was after, it was the sober ones. They tend to grasp the trick a lot faster :PI agree with them.. If a chick is not paying attention to her drink at all times.. She is either 1. Too drunk or 2. Too dumb, Not worth the effort. either or... Prob not a good choice.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
I like your outfit. I bet it would look great in a crumpled pile on my floor tomorrow morning.Being a female, I have heard some horrible pick up lines in my time.. I have also heard some brilliant ones that most men would not be sly enough to pull off.. I want to see how smooth you all are. List your best pick up lines below.. I believe one of the best ones I have encountered thus far is, " Are your eye lashes fake?" Me- "No, why?" Guy- " Yes they are!! close your eyes I don't believe you." Of course I do it to prove myself then he slyly kisses me. I could not be mad at the assertiveness because it was very slick. So I challenge you all to beat it. Annnnd go!
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I have this reall bad itch :/ can you scratch it? It's right between my legs
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I see you over there making eyes at me like you don't wanna get caught I see you trying to hold back that fire inside but your hold me back is almost gone where did you get that cowboy on your arms where you want me to drop him off
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Nakana wrote:
👍 beat me to it.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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