The 👑Queens👑 Third Drunken Post..
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Excuse me, are you a poultry farmer?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock. -
࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ wrote:
Nakana wrote:
👍 beat me to it.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
First post too 😉
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I asked a woman to dance at a club and she said to me I wouldn't go near you if we was the last people on this earth😥all her friends laughed at me. I turn round to her and said if we was the last people on earth nobody will hear your screams for help that shut her and her friends up
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daveb wrote:
Foreveralone.jpg 😿I asked a woman to dance at a club and she said to me I wouldn't go near you if we was the last people on this earth😥all her friends laughed at me. I turn round to her and said if we was the last people on earth nobody will hear your screams for help that shut her and her friends up
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I was only 18 I hang my head in shame and have to say sorry for that must of scared her something rotten
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daveb wrote:
Well you did present a scenario where you intended to rape her. Also "scared her something rotten"? What?I was only 18 I hang my head in shame and have to say sorry for that must of scared her something rotten
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Ive heard this before. Are you Australian, daveb? We use that line here down under.daveb wrote:
Well you did present a scenario where you intended to rape her. Also "scared her something rotten"? What?I was only 18 I hang my head in shame and have to say sorry for that must of scared her something rotten
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If you see a hottie in a sports jersey(better if not your fav team). Introduce yourself as " 3 goal lead", when she looks puzzled say, " sorry I thought everyone in that teams jersey, knew how to blow a 3 goal lead!"
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Guy: Could you show me your library card?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I want to check you out. -
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That one is pretty solidMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Rape or murder? I'm thinkin it could go either way lol.daveb wrote:
Well you did present a scenario where you intended to rape her. Also "scared her something rotten"? What?I was only 18 I hang my head in shame and have to say sorry for that must of scared her something rotten
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*sitting on the couch together* "I once caught a fish this big"
*extends arms around her to show how big* -
Ok here's mine. It's ridiculous but I made a girl laugh one time cause I played it off as a joke.
Nice dress. But you know what would look really good on you? Me. -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
It's meant to be rape. But yes I agree, grimm.💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Rape or murder? I'm thinkin it could go either way lol.daveb wrote:
Well you did present a scenario where you intended to rape her. Also "scared her something rotten"? What?I was only 18 I hang my head in shame and have to say sorry for that must of scared her something rotten
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B-Dub Stunts wrote:
Good oneExcuse me, are you a poultry farmer?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock. -
If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?
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See, problem for me is, I'm one of those lads who like the virginity of their mouths, so all the lines such as,
'I want to use your thighs as earmuffs', are definitely no use for me haha -
Roll on me
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I'll paint your dustbins and pimp your mobility scooter if get bored of playing twister. ;)
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That one is pretty solidMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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I picked up a bartender once. She gave me my receipt when I closed my tab. I said hey wait. There is something missing in her. She took the ticket and asked what. As she looked up I handed her a pen and said ur number.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put B and G together 😏💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That one is pretty solidMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
Damn! I'm going to try this one! 👍👍👍👍I picked up a bartender once. She gave me my receipt when I closed my tab. I said hey wait. There is something missing in her. She took the ticket and asked what. As she looked up I handed her a pen and said ur number.
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Lmao!ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put B and G together 😏💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That one is pretty solidMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
🎼matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match🎼 😉 -
🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
Totally. Sounds like a roofy ploy.🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
I would think you we're trying to drug me 😳 👀This one only works with a wingman.
"excuse me ma'am, but would you like to take part in a friendly wager?"
(convince her to say yes by complimenting her several times)
"yes"
"alright then, ill bet I can turn your drink (purple, red, or green (depending on how dark it is) with just a wave of my hand. What are you betting with (hint at what you want ;) )
Once she agrees to your terms, Distract her with a flourish of your hands, as your wingman drops a little dye powder in her drink and walks away ;)
*gasp* 😳"how did you do that"
"it's magic, like our connection"😉
Hehehhe worked like 85% of the time 😏
Was funny as hell when it didn't though 😂 -
🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
I seriously doubt your stats on effectiveness of the purple roofy trick.That's the thoughts of the 15% that it didn't work on...
Usually I'd drink it afterwards, so, no worries :P -
(remember, im a female)
You seem like a nice woman.
Someone who's got everything figured out.
I would like to let you know that if there's anything, EVER, your confused about.
I'd be happy to be your pet hampster😏 -
sometimes I come in and bring the stealth shoulder to cry on bit after a few men have tried their horrible pick up lines.
And then sometimes I'm the douch bag. Guess it just depends on my mood and if I like you or not. -
Add RaiKou wrote:
That first line really is necessary, isn't it. We keep telling everyone you're a she and not a he (and other ladies as well), but people just can't seem to get it through their skulls, eh? 🙍(remember, im a female)
You seem like a nice woman.
Someone who's got everything figured out.
I would like to let you know that if there's anything, EVER, your confused about.
I'd be happy to be your pet hampster😏
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