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The 👑Queens👑 Third Drunken Post..

• GreenManXphile Feb 24, 2012

  I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
• Robo37 Feb 24, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Nakana wrote:

  Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
  

  Now I know in fact that would never work. I'm looking for actual Don Juan swag that may actually work on a female.. And no worries, I will let you know if it would come close to a realistic attention getter.

  I have seen this work! Yes she was a coast guard girl, but it still worked.
• gzgrrzk Feb 24, 2012

  Guy-hey are you thirsty?
  Girl-no thanks/yes please
  Guy- (if girl says no)-oh cmon (if girl say yes)-well come on then
  (go get a drink each-this is easy if like me u r still at school because u just go to canteen)
  Sit down
  Have conversation
  then give her your number and ask about when to meet again
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 24, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Hi there Nicole, I heard your friends say your name. You look like an intelligent lady so I'm not gonna try some cheezy frat guy pickup line. Besides, being honest with someone is the only way to start a friendship anyway!😉
  

  Say what you want, but THIS is the best bullshit pickup line there is! (or at least it worked for me😜👍)
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Feb 24, 2012

  The best "worst" pickup line I've ever heard was: "damn girl do you have constipation? Bc if I was up in that ass, I wouldn't wanna come out either!"
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Feb 24, 2012

  Knock knock

  (not really a pickup line but something to get a girl to laugh)
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 25, 2012

  Hi, I'm Fred. I'm not really, but you don't have to tell me your real name either. Want a drink?
• Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Feb 25, 2012

  📡Ǥadցet ѵ2📡 wrote:

  I'll paint your dustbins and pimp your mobility scooter if get bored of playing twister. ;)
  

  HAHAHA
  (;
• vapor fly Feb 25, 2012

  (not a pick-up line but funny)

  Me- would you like to dance?
  Girl- I wouldnt dance with you for my life!
  Me- no,you misunderstood me. I said "you look fat in those pants!

  Lol not a true story, but funny!
• Big Mike D Feb 25, 2012

  Hey girl, I know your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day!

  I saw you noticing me and I just wanted to put in a notice that I noticed you too (from Fresh Prince of Belair)

  My favorite is:
  Roses are red, violets are blue. All I want to do is you
• RΛINMΛKΞR Feb 25, 2012

  Do people like you not have blogs, FaceBook, or twitters? I mean, honestly I don't really care, but its super weird seeing stuff like this on TW. Just saying.
• ☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Feb 25, 2012

  StrixBMX wrote:

  Do people like you not have blogs, FaceBook, or twitters? I mean, honestly I don't really care, but its super weird seeing stuff like this on TW. Just saying.
  

  They are adults. They go to bars/clubs. Some people on this game do not want others to know their identity.
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 25, 2012

  ☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ wrote:

  StrixBMX wrote:

  Do people like you not have blogs, FaceBook, or twitters? I mean, honestly I don't really care, but its super weird seeing stuff like this on TW. Just saying.
  

  They are adults. They go to bars/clubs. Some people on this game do not want others to know their identity.

  Lol. Bars/clubs are the bomb 😉👍
• Queen Nicole Feb 25, 2012

  StrixBMX wrote:

  Do people like you not have blogs, FaceBook, or twitters? I mean, honestly I don't really care, but its super weird seeing stuff like this on TW. Just saying.
  

  Honestly I don't know what your getting at.. Its a fun suggestion to make a conversation.. And ps.. It's not twitters, it's twitter 😘
• Queen Nicole Feb 25, 2012

  mr71vwbus wrote:

  The best "worst" pickup line I've ever heard was: "damn girl do you have constipation? Bc if I was up in that ass, I wouldn't wanna come out either!"
  

  Ps.. This made me cry laughing hahahaha 😂😂😂
• Mr. Linderman Feb 25, 2012

  Queen Nicole, To me you're like a double bacon cheeseburger.
• Queen Nicole Feb 25, 2012

  Mr. Linderman wrote:

  Queen Nicole, To me you're like a double bacon cheeseburger.
  

  How so?
• Mr. Linderman Feb 25, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Mr. Linderman wrote:

  Queen Nicole, To me you're like a double bacon cheeseburger.
  

  How so?

  You both can make my heart stop!
• Queen Nicole Feb 25, 2012

  Mr. Linderman wrote:

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  Mr. Linderman wrote:

  Queen Nicole, To me you're like a double bacon cheeseburger.
  

  How so?

  You both can make my heart stop!

  Very Nice hahahah
• Queen Nicole Feb 25, 2012

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
  

  Good luck :)
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 25, 2012

  Queen Nicole wrote:

  💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:

  I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
  

  Good luck :)

  Lmao 😹
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 25, 2012

  Hey Queen Nicole,
  Who won? Where in the world are you hopping/flying next? 😋
  Near me? 👍👍😻😝
• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Feb 25, 2012

  Girl is your dad a terrorist, cause girls U DA BOMB!!!
• Nakana Feb 27, 2012

  I guess no one won. Lol
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Feb 27, 2012

  *walk up to someone*

  "Excuse me, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?"

  "No"

  "Heavy enough to break the ice ;) Hi I'm *****"
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 27, 2012

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  *walk up to someone*

  "Excuse me, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?"

  "No"

  "Heavy enough to break the ice ;) Hi I'm *****"
  

  😳😹👍

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