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Lol I know. I mention it when I think it's necessary. I literally look like less of a creep bc I'm a female saying that then a guy.
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
*shakes head**sitting on the couch together* "I once caught a fish this big"
*extends arms around her to show how big*Zero. Chance.™
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
That's cute.I picked up a bartender once. She gave me my receipt when I closed my tab. I said hey wait. There is something missing in her. She took the ticket and asked what. As she looked up I handed her a pen and said ur number.
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Add RaiKou wrote:
Yeah true lol.Lol I know. I mention it when I think it's necessary. I literally look like less of a creep bc I'm a female saying that then a guy.
🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Also true, ma'am. Even I knew that one lol.💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
*shakes head**sitting on the couch together* "I once caught a fish this big"
*extends arms around her to show how big*Zero. Chance.™
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Actually... I am an alumni of the Ann arbor Rocky Horror Picture Show cast... I have seen that line work multiple times at the show😜Nakana wrote:
Now I know in fact that would never work. I'm looking for actual Don Juan swag that may actually work on a female.. And no worries, I will let you know if it would come close to a realistic attention getter.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Also cute.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That one is pretty solidMy boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
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Thank you saelo :-)
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Tbh lines just don't work.
Instead, just relax. Catch her eye, say hi, don't run in an insecure frat pack, start chatting about the music or whatever is natural.
No lines. Show your wit in a non-contrived way, related to the context of the conversation.
Lines are cute at BEST and those are rare.
Just my opinion!
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Mackmech(addKM) wrote:
Yours was actually charming. Rare! 😘😘😘Thank you saelo :-)
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Thankyou ma'am 😻
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Step 1: Go to a bar or a club with the following: your bath robe, a peice of stick, and a thunder bolt drawn on your forehead.
Step 2: Look around the bar for a girl with a drink in her hand.
Step 3: Locate the nearest exit.
Step 4: Sprint full speed towards the girl.
Step 5: Immediately use your stick to flick off the drink from the girls hand.
Step 6: Scream "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Step 7: Run towards exit. -
Do you work at subway? Because your giving me a footlong!
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If I flip this coin what are the chances I get head?
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Hi I'm makeing a phone book with all the numbers of the most beautiful women in the world and its missing yours
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😓 man you people are taking what I said way to seriously, it was ever just a trick. Got a conversation going, or a free drink.
I'll admit it sounds stupid because of what goes on today, but a good trick can break the ice like nothing else.
There, I removed it, my bad, ✌ -
Queen Nicole wrote:
Actually I've seen that line work. My buddy back in high school used it.Nakana wrote:
Now I know in fact that would never work. I'm looking for actual Don Juan swag that may actually work on a female.. And no worries, I will let you know if it would come close to a realistic attention getter.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Walk up to the girl without saying a word. Write your number on a napkin and walk away. Again, not saying a word. Women are a curious creature.
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papabear72 wrote:
I've done that. Except I waited for her to get up from the table she was at since she was sitting with a guy. I paid my bill and waited for her to come out of the washroom. Handed her a piece of paper with my number only and then walked out of the bar. 2 hours later I got a phone call. Next night was out with herWalk up to the girl without saying a word. Write your number on a napkin and walk away. Again, not saying a word. Women are a curious creature.
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Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'd stick to a simple compliment, u look amazing! U have a lovely smile and perfect eyes! Ur dress is really nice!
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Add: KOZY wrote:
👍👍👍papabear72 wrote:
I've done that. Except I waited for her to get up from the table she was at since she was sitting with a guy. I paid my bill and waited for her to come out of the washroom. Handed her a piece of paper with my number only and then walked out of the bar. 2 hours later I got a phone call. Next night was out with herWalk up to the girl without saying a word. Write your number on a napkin and walk away. Again, not saying a word. Women are a curious creature.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
How silly for girls to be careful with their drinks. Tbh, when the whole drugging girls drinks became a method of creeps getting laid, I stopped accepting drinks unless I watched it being poured and took it from the bartender.😓 man you people are taking what I said way to seriously, it was ever just a trick. Got a conversation going, or a free drink.
I'll admit it sounds stupid because of what goes on today, but a good trick can break the ice like nothing else.
There, I removed it, my bad, ✌Don't get mad at us for using some common safety sense and trying to edumakate our fellow ladies. 😘
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Btw wulf, I'm certain your intent was good, sweets. Smooch!😘
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Add WISDOM wrote:
Being a theater person myself....... That doesn't suprize me in the least. Nor does it count haha I had a three year relationship that started with "where have you been in my life." Thank you Peter Pan showmance.Queen Nicole wrote:
Actually... I am an alumni of the Ann arbor Rocky Horror Picture Show cast... I have seen that line work multiple times at the show😜Nakana wrote:
Now I know in fact that would never work. I'm looking for actual Don Juan swag that may actually work on a female.. And no worries, I will let you know if it would come close to a realistic attention getter.Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Haha... Is it weird that I'm a guy in my mid 20s and I always take my drink with me to the bathroom, or I throw a napkin over it?🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
How silly for girls to be careful with their drinks. Tbh, when the whole drugging girls drinks became a method of creeps getting laid, I stopped accepting drinks unless I watched it being poured and took it from the bartender.😓 man you people are taking what I said way to seriously, it was ever just a trick. Got a conversation going, or a free drink.
I'll admit it sounds stupid because of what goes on today, but a good trick can break the ice like nothing else.
There, I removed it, my bad, ✌Don't get mad at us for using some common safety sense and trying to edumakate our fellow ladies. 😘
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😁 wrote:
Ouch 😖I have this reall bad itch :/ can you scratch it? It's right between my legs
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
No worries.. I was reading it, I understand what you guys/girls🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
How silly for girls to be careful with their drinks. Tbh, when the whole drugging girls drinks became a method of creeps getting laid, I stopped accepting drinks unless I watched it being poured and took it from the bartender.😓 man you people are taking what I said way to seriously, it was ever just a trick. Got a conversation going, or a free drink.
I'll admit it sounds stupid because of what goes on today, but a good trick can break the ice like nothing else.
There, I removed it, my bad, ✌Don't get mad at us for using some common safety sense and trying to edumakate our fellow ladies. 😘
are sayingProbably would have done better picking a different trick to tell on here, had a bunch :) magic worked ;)
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So I overheard you talking and couldn't help but notice your accent, do you have any Cajun in you? ( girl giggles and responds no hehe) then I move in and whisper in her ear *do you want some*
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💚ǤƦєɛɲՊɑɳҳ℘ℎıƖҽ wrote:
Depends what pubs you are hanging at.🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Haha... Is it weird that I'm a guy in my mid 20s and I always take my drink with me to the bathroom, or I throw a napkin over it?🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
How silly for girls to be careful with their drinks. Tbh, when the whole drugging girls drinks became a method of creeps getting laid, I stopped accepting drinks unless I watched it being poured and took it from the bartender.😓 man you people are taking what I said way to seriously, it was ever just a trick. Got a conversation going, or a free drink.
I'll admit it sounds stupid because of what goes on today, but a good trick can break the ice like nothing else.
There, I removed it, my bad, ✌Don't get mad at us for using some common safety sense and trying to edumakate our fellow ladies. 😘
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This is more of a closer.
After you have been talking/dancing with the girl for a little bit you say "hey, it's getting a little late. I just wanted to check what you wanted for breakfast?"
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Hi there Nicole, I heard your friends say your name. You look like an intelligent lady so I'm not gonna try some cheezy frat guy pickup line. Besides, being honest with someone is the only way to start a friendship anyway!😉
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