Ive got hurt feelings!
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Omg guys I need help! There's this guy named Jymnasty1574268547418 and he has a whole 47 mob more than me. Anyways he has been severely bullying me he attacked me a devastating 4 times costing me a large chunk of my money like 87k. After sending the heart filled message "please stop," he has the gall to say "noob shut up its not a big deal." in that message he clearly attacked my character, my mothers sexual promiscuity, and my dogs ability to run "faster than their shotgun." I was so infuriated I threw my piggy bank onto my bed leaving a slight dent in it. I've seen how you vets deal with people messing with other vets and I want you to know I've been on this game 5 whole days. I'm calling on you all to destroy him, take his turf, his piggy bank, and if necessary his life! My mob of 24 just can't it on their own even though they're armed with 52000 shanks! This game must be broken.
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I've asked my detective father to locate this player so my older brother can give him a piece of my mind. I will give a whole $5 to the person who takes all of this players turf. Thank you all for your future help! And if you don't help me I will go off on everyone of you, making many irrational statements about you and your familys sexuality. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Haha. This is too funny
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Sad thing is, this is a true story for some.
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Dude. I want to help because I love they way you talk.
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nadarrah wrote:
Oh look. Another guy with no sense of humour. Let's go home.Oh look.... Another whiny thread... Nothing to see here let's go home.
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Superyan wrote:
Oh I thought he was serious for a sec. My b guys 😁nadarrah wrote:
Oh look. Another guy with no sense of humour. Let's go home.Oh look.... Another whiny thread... Nothing to see here let's go home.
Ignorance is bliss (whatever that means) 😜
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Meh, not that funny. Or original.
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nadarrah wrote:
Superyan wrote:
Oh I thought he was serious for a sec. My b guys 😁nadarrah wrote:
Oh look. Another guy with no sense of humour. Let's go home.Oh look.... Another whiny thread... Nothing to see here let's go home.
Ignorance is bliss (whatever that means) 😜
It means that it's better to not know the truth than to know and be sad about it, basically.
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Upon further inspection of the rules of this game, I've acquired knowledge that each player has a secret cheat code that contains their power. To win this war, I must accumulate many of these cheat codes and sap TW players of their power and contributing it to my own. Very well, you may all bow down to your new leader for I have attained the top 10 mobsters cheat codes and upon putting them in my consumption box, I will rule the TW world! I shall claim Texas first, then the world! P.S. don't bother looking for my code because I have it closely guarded by a slightly dented money holding vestibule!
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Fong wrote:
HaterMeh, not that funny. Or original.
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nadarrah wrote:
At least you owned up and came around. Some stubborn asses can't ever bring themselves to say "my bad"Superyan wrote:
Oh I thought he was serious for a sec. My b guys 😁nadarrah wrote:
Oh look. Another guy with no sense of humour. Let's go home.Oh look.... Another whiny thread... Nothing to see here let's go home.
Ignorance is bliss (whatever that means) 😜
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Fong wrote:
My father will here of this, for he is the owner of a Bos Taurus fecal matter manufacturing company!Meh, not that funny. Or original.
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Bad bean, if you come to Texas Imma sick my bull on ya😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Funny ass shit
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nadarrah wrote:
I forgive you! *hug*Superyan wrote:
Oh I thought he was serious for a sec. My b guys 😁nadarrah wrote:
Oh look. Another guy with no sense of humour. Let's go home.Oh look.... Another whiny thread... Nothing to see here let's go home.
Ignorance is bliss (whatever that means) 😜
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Oh my Godzilla! JymNASTY1574268547418 replied "I'm so sorry I didn't know who I was messing wi.. Syke! Im kidding, I'm now taking your turf named "yacht playground." Then HE TOOK IT! Oh my Grim Reaper he took my turf that was slightly on the water that I ironically named yacht playground! NOOO! This will not stand! That turf netted me 8.9k hourly! I do not believe he realizes what he is messing with! I was informed that 8.9k hourly is more than the President of the US gets! By proxy I am for powerful than the president, and I've decided to banish the fool to Nicaragua! Take that JymNASTY1574268547418 hahaha!
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badbean wrote:
How dare he!Oh my Godzilla! JymNASTY1574268547418 replied "I'm so sorry I didn't know who I was messing wi.. Syke! Im kidding, I'm now taking your turf named "yacht playground." Then HE TOOK IT! Oh my Grim Reaper he took my turf that was slightly on the water that I ironically named yacht playground! NOOO! This will not stand! That turf netted me 8.9k hourly! I do not believe he realizes what he is messing with! I was informed that 8.9k hourly is more than the President of the US gets! By proxy I am for powerful than the president, and I've decided to banish the fool to Nicaragua! Take that JymNASTY1574268547418 hahaha!
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badbean wrote:
😹 your funny man!Upon further inspection of the rules of this game, I've acquired knowledge that each player has a secret cheat code that contains their power. To win this war, I must accumulate many of these cheat codes and sap TW players of their power and contributing it to my own. Very well, you may all bow down to your new leader for I have attained the top 10 mobsters cheat codes and upon putting them in my consumption box, I will rule the TW world! I shall claim Texas first, then the world! P.S. don't bother looking for my code because I have it closely guarded by a slightly dented money holding vestibule!
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Dmitri wrote:
This is not intended to be humorous! I will be the most powerful capo in all of Turfwarian history!badbean wrote:
😹 your funny man!Upon further inspection of the rules of this game, I've acquired knowledge that each player has a secret cheat code that contains their power. To win this war, I must accumulate many of these cheat codes and sap TW players of their power and contributing it to my own. Very well, you may all bow down to your new leader for I have attained the top 10 mobsters cheat codes and upon putting them in my consumption box, I will rule the TW world! I shall claim Texas first, then the world! P.S. don't bother looking for my code because I have it closely guarded by a slightly dented money holding vestibule!
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Phew! For a second I thought we had hit a new low.... Great joke I say!
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Haha this is good. I'm going to see if this 'bully' is real though lol
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JymNASTY1574268547418 wrote:
Nope he does not exist on Turf WarsHaha this is good. I'm going to see if this 'bully' is real though lol
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I will be returning in 2 hours time to see about this hobbknocker bully, for I am watching a moving picture at the cinema with my female companion! Ps is the emotion known as love possible at the age of seven?
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Okay - that was extremely funny
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😝😝😝😝made me smirk 😝😝😝😝
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I just woke up, and you made my day
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badbean wrote:
😹 Even you do you will get E.R'd.Dmitri wrote:
This is not intended to be humorous! I will be the most powerful capo in all of Turfwarian history!badbean wrote:
😹 your funny man!Upon further inspection of the rules of this game, I've acquired knowledge that each player has a secret cheat code that contains their power. To win this war, I must accumulate many of these cheat codes and sap TW players of their power and contributing it to my own. Very well, you may all bow down to your new leader for I have attained the top 10 mobsters cheat codes and upon putting them in my consumption box, I will rule the TW world! I shall claim Texas first, then the world! P.S. don't bother looking for my code because I have it closely guarded by a slightly dented money holding vestibule!
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Oh my sweet gargoyle! Jymnasty Retaliated for my completely truthful comments about our current situation. He referred my location to his friends BuckFace12 and 4EverG and they each took two of my most productive turfs. This cannot go unanswered and I am calling all Turfwarians of all ethnicity, gender, species, and sentienthood to respond to their cravenous attacks on a player with 16 and 32 less mob than them! I am not calling for just attacks or just turf leveling, no im calling for utter anarchy towards these three players fiendous activities. I'm talking home invasions, anthrax, and if need be nuclear detonation. Thank you impervious scum for pushing Turfwarians and their future overlord to this point.
With love, el frijole mejor mal!
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