Ive got hurt feelings!
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badbean wrote:
Oh dear God, ✋ can I join? I think you may be inclined to disregard my mob considering I actually did spend most of the day "lawn mowing," I'm not exactly sure about the corn yet, but I can confirm tomatoes, zucchini, and squash--oh and okra. And I am, for realz--wearing a hand-me-down New Moon t-shirt with Jacob on it and he's sparkly. Who knew that werewolves sparkly too? Tomorrow, more lawn mowing. I'll be inebriate after another day on a tractor.If you feel inclined to join leave me a message in the comment section below describing you, what your wearing, why you should join, and favorite hat!
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😹😹 Your funny! Are you a comedian?
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I was ballZing around on the help forum today I came upon a certain entity in this game called an "airport." what the frikking frikk I've been driving 150 miles a day to drop turf for NOTHING. We must stop this. I will not rest until this scourge to our game is demolished! I vaguely understand the concept of an air port and I still think its utterly against the morality of this game. In game pilots must be slain, wings must be severed, and radar must be jammed. Anything in this game I don't understand must be stopped!
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I was cruising through googling my TW name when I stumble upon this. I forgot all about Jymnasty and his nefarious horse slurping ways 🔰 brothers, I need your assistance to obliterate this monkey scrotum from the face of Turf Warian history!
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Aww hell, just made it through the whole thing again.... :)
👍count me in -
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ah yes, I remember this well 😹
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Monkey scrotum? Lmfao 😂😂
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Oh my godzilla
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You need me?
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Thank you, Bad Bean, for bringing this back.
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I believe this was actually my second post, the first was an argument thread. I have a history of being an odd poster.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!I need your assistance to obliterate this monkey scrotum from the face of Turf Warian history!
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Just sent this diplomatic letter to Jymnasty and his band of ruffians:
Ehem
Dear Shit for Brains,
While it seems I may have forgotten about you and you fellouneous gang of roundabouts, i have counted every hour since you have wronged me; it has been 1669 hours 26 mins and 2 1/2 seconds. I bequest upon your trogoloditian brain to reset and allow me to tax you for the rest of recorded history. In the event all records are lost I will stop. While you may think I can't enforce this, I have grown over these 9 weeks. I have learned the ways of the "mob" and have armed my 97 mobs members with 50000 shanks AND 50,000 armors. How can your measly 1000 mob dodge 50000 thrown shanks? You have no hope of victory. So, as the bee does to the bear, get the fuck off my nose or I will stab you.
With everlasting love,
El Frijole Mal. -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
😂😂😜Just sent this diplomatic letter to Jymnasty and his band of ruffians:
Ehem
Dear Shit for Brains,
While it seems I may have forgotten about you and you fellouneous gang of roundabouts, i have counted every hour since you have wronged me; it has been 1669 hours 26 mins and 2 1/2 seconds. I bequest upon your trogoloditian brain to reset and allow me to tax you for the rest of recorded history. In the event all records are lost I will stop. While you may think I can't enforce this, I have grown over these 9 weeks. I have learned the ways of the "mob" and have armed my 97 mobs members with 50000 shanks AND 50,000 armors. How can your measly 1000 mob dodge 50000 thrown shanks? You have no hope of victory. So, as the bee does to the bear, get the fuck off my nose or I will stab you.
With everlasting love,
El Frijole Mal. -
Guys can you be in my vendetta!?!? Jymnasty attacked me once and I have to take over 9000 turfs from him to atone for this travesty. The Vendetta's name is B13qB0013135v.2.
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