Ive got hurt feelings!
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And to those that say my apology is not serious, i used the words sincerely and heart filled. That means I'm sincere or can you immbeciles not read as well
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badbean wrote:
Hahaha lolololOh my gender switching Ginger! Guys Ive seen the error of my ways. After being ERd several times(5 f**king times) and losing 55 inf to attackers I have decided to give a heart filled apology to you muffin top idiots. I'm sorry you guys can't take insults like men, you pansies. Maybe if you joined my V I wouldn't have to verbally Harrass your candy-@sses. But I digress. I'm really sorry and I'll never do it again or whatever. But you idiots should learn to respect you new overlord.
Sincerely,
El frijole mejor mal! -
badbean wrote:
Wrong fourm!!!I've asked my detective father to locate this player so my older brother can give him a piece of my mind. I will give a whole $5 to the person who takes all of this players turf. Thank you all for your future help! And if you don't help me I will go off on everyone of you, making many irrational statements about you and your familys sexuality. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
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I have realized the err of my ways. While you all are scum sucking mentally incapacitated slugs, I'll have time for y'all later and I must now focus on Jymnasty and his shannanigans. So, In order to grow more powerful, I will be changing my invite code to something more awe inspiring. I will be changing it to i❤B13q8008135 because BBQ is the one food to rule them all and beings so, is the only proper addition code for a future king. It is also incredibly easy to add. I encourage you all to change your code to something similar as you all will become my minions soon. Death to Jymnasty!
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BBQ boobies are in fact win.
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El frijole mejor mal
Please don't forget to delete Jimnasty from your mob of 56.
That'll show him!
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badbean wrote:
Your sad this is the Internet 70% of people on the Internet are rude or mean.I've asked my detective father to locate this player so my older brother can give him a piece of my mind. I will give a whole $5 to the person who takes all of this players turf. Thank you all for your future help! And if you don't help me I will go off on everyone of you, making many irrational statements about you and your familys sexuality. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
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badbean wrote:
Overlord? You are not even capo!Oh my gender switching Ginger! Guys Ive seen the error of my ways. After being ERd several times(5 f**king times) and losing 55 inf to attackers I have decided to give a heart filled apology to you muffin top idiots. I'm sorry you guys can't take insults like men, you pansies. Maybe if you joined my V I wouldn't have to verbally Harrass your candy-@sses. But I digress. I'm really sorry and I'll never do it again or whatever. But you idiots should learn to respect you new overlord.
Sincerely,
El frijole mejor mal! -
And please go on!
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Oh my Gang-Green guys! I've got great news! You guys know how I had 20ish mob earlier? Now I have a monstrous amount. You may all hail my grand 73 mob! I began to attack Jymnasty but the game must be broken because his gang of 55 with chainsaws beats my 73 shanks! Duh chainsaws have a limited range I mean if you go too far the cord comes out of the wall. Meanwhile my 55 mobsters are throwing 55k shanks at them. He must be hacking and I've written an eloquently worded letter to Feedback. Here it is:
"Ohemgee this haxor has destroyed my turfs with 20 less mob then meee! He continues to destroy me even though his 55 chainsaws can't venture to far from the plug! My 55k shanks must not be effective! This has to be a technical issue on your end because it can't be my fault, for I am a dominant all star in the TW world! -
Ask anyone! If you do not fix this issue I will tell everyone that your mother was a wildebeest and your father smelled of dingleberries! Thank you!
Sincerely, el frijole mejor mal!"
I'm sure they are fixing the problem now with the upmost diligence. -
R u retarted or something?
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♠♥♣♦ wrote:
Oh my Ghangis Khan guys, he used the R word! I will be Sending Finger cutting nazis to dismiss of this Lilly licking scum! I call upon all of TW nay ALL OF THE WORLD to relieve this goats anus of a person of life! Drop the bombs, set fire to things, and destroy entire countries until we find, Maime, and kill this worth less than the dirt on his shoes person. After his death I encourage Nick himself to pursue his soul down to hell and beat him for me one more time. This my dear Turfwarriam servants is a time of great turmoil and uncertainty in our great game and I intend on leading us through the post ♠♥♣♦ era!R u retarted or something?
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👆👆 Uh..
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Anywho, I believe that I have now garnered enough love and dedication for the TW community( especially from you swagger I got the mail from you devoting your last month of being here to crushing my enemies) that I have decided to make an alliance! However we wont be a snooty high class alliance, no we will be old fashioned crust of the earth, corn eating, lawn mowing, cow porking, border hopping, uranium sniffing lower class citizens of the Earth. I will only accept people with mobs of less than 150. Banded together we will not never stop taking over TW. Thousands of 150 mob people together can destroy even mighty Nick! I will begin the TW anew in my own image where the only thing that counts is your character and inner beauty! The Alliance is called: Turf Warriors Allied to Take Sides!
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If you feel inclined to join leave me a message in the comment section below describing you, what your wearing, why you should join, and favorite hat!
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badbean wrote:
Nailed it!And to those that say my apology is not serious, i used the words sincerely and heart filled. That means I'm sincere or can you immbeciles not read as well
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♠♥♣♦ wrote:
R u retarted or something?Oh my Ghangis Khan guys, he used the R word! I will be Sending Finger cutting nazis to dismiss of this Lilly licking scum! I call upon all of TW nay ALL OF THE WORLD to relieve this goats anus of a person of life! Drop the bombs, set fire to things, and destroy entire countries until we find, Maime, and kill this worth less than the dirt on his shoes person. After his death I encourage Nick himself to pursue his soul down to hell and beat him for me one more time. This my dear Turfwarriam servants is a time of great turmoil and uncertainty in our great game and I intend on leading us through the post ♠♥♣♦ era!
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badbean wrote:
😹😹Anywho, I believe that I have now garnered enough love and dedication for the TW community( especially from you swagger I got the mail from you devoting your last month of being here to crushing my enemies) that I have decided to make an alliance! However we wont be a snooty high class alliance, no we will be old fashioned crust of the earth, corn eating, lawn mowing, cow porking, border hopping, uranium sniffing lower class citizens of the Earth. I will only accept people with mobs of less than 150. Banded together we will not never stop taking over TW. Thousands of 150 mob people together can destroy even mighty Nick! I will begin the TW anew in my own image where the only thing that counts is your character and inner beauty! The Alliance is called: Turf Warriors Allied to Take Sides!
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I wanna be a member of TWATS!
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So far I have 1337 TWATS all devoted to my cause. We will insert our will into Turf Wars awaiting receptacles! We will penetrate other alliances and bust them wide open with our thrusts of strength. My alliance will erect circle drawings of my face to commemorate our burst onto the TW scene!
P.s. All who appose us will face a mighty wave of TWATs hurling towards their awaiting faces! Crushing them in one flex of our combined strength! We will moisten TW streets with the blood of our enemies! -
badbean wrote:
TwatsssSo far I have 1337 TWATS all devoted to my cause. We will insert our will into Turf Wars awaiting receptacles! We will penetrate other alliances and bust them wide open with our thrusts of strength. My alliance will erect circle drawings of my face to commemorate our burst onto the TW scene!
P.s. All who appose us will face a mighty wave of TWATs hurling towards their awaiting faces! Crushing them in one flex of our combined strength! We will moisten TW streets with the blood of our enemies! -
Hey guys, lately I've been wondering about some of the game mechanics and I decided to ask y'all here in the GD forum because y'all seem so helpful and this is the right place to post them.
1. How do I get money quicker? I mean once an hour is too slow, for I have an Empire to build! I want my income once a minute. Is this possible and if so help me petition Nick because I know better than him.
2. What in Heavens third ring of Hell is the Help forum for? Everyone already asks For help here and they always get answered. I mean if I need emotional or game related help I go straight to the GD.
3. When will the game restart?
The veterans have a clear advantage and it violates my 11th amendment rights! We must clean the slate and begin anew in a frijole friendly game.
4. Finally, I don't think it's fair that people can buy their way to the top. How can I get more don points? I refuse to waste 1 minute of my time and I refuse to download Hello Kitty Islamd Adventure! I have masculinity to preserve! -
This guys a complete legend
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He's a geneous
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Badbean ad me to your vendetta and we will rule the turfwarian world. With you smarts and pure determination and my modesty and fire arm skills from watching too much FPS Russia we could destroy any one who stands in our way.
P.S have nice day!
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Keep going! Your funny! 😹
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I'm still stuck on, "Oh my Godzilla!" Ha!😂
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Haha this is madness!!! :-D
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•CANDO• wrote:
I'm still stuck on, "Oh my Godzilla!" Ha!😂
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