Ive got hurt feelings!
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😹😹 this is still good
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badbean wrote:
Your a master! 😹😹😹😹Oh my sweet gargoyle! Jymnasty Retaliated for my completely truthful comments about our current situation. He referred my location to his friends BuckFace12 and 4EverG and they each took two of my most productive turfs. This cannot go unanswered and I am calling all Turfwarians of all ethnicity, gender, species, and sentienthood to respond to their cravenous attacks on a player with 16 and 32 less mob than them! I am not calling for just attacks or just turf leveling, no im calling for utter anarchy towards these three players fiendous activities. I'm talking home invasions, anthrax, and if need be nuclear detonation. Thank you impervious scum for pushing Turfwarians and their future overlord to this point.
With love, el frijole mejor mal!
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Hello, this is "el frijole mejor mal" or whatever Bradley is calling himself's mother. Bradley was caught doing very bad things with his girlfriend at The Care Bears Movie 3: Care-a-Lot. I personally don't allow Bradley to kiss anyone at his age and I saw him with his tongue half way down that girls mouth. I grounded him, and found his iPhone. He tried to use a password but I knew it "dingomuffin," stupid boy. After reading this thread I'd like to clear a few things up:
1. Bradley isn't a Turfwarrian or whatever, he isn't tough, and he will not "insult a families sexuality," for he is still not allowed to watch PG-13 movies and still wets the bed.
2. Bradley isn't your leader. He can't even get off the bench in little-league.
3. Bradley doesn't have the ten cheat codes anymore. I took the paper; no son of mine will be cheating on anything!
4. Bradley is grounded for 1 day unless he acts really good, and by the way he's pouting now it doesn't look like it.
Sincerely,
Fanny Smith -
I can't figure out if this is sincere or not.
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🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:
I know right?! It almost seems like he's writing a fictional narrative of the most noobish person alive for the entertainment of others.... but hell what do I know! Go figure.I can't figure out if this is sincere or not.
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Fong wrote:
Meh, not that funny. Or original.
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Upon inquiry with bradley I have reduced his sentence to 1 more hour, and I have a PSA to Turf Wars.
To the three hooligans causing trouble with my Bradley, I swear if you don't apologize and return Bradley's precious circles, I will find out where you live and cut your fucking faces off. To the Rest of you, how could you. You stood there doing nothing as my poor son was bullied and harassed to the point of him asking for help. Shame on you. I will be calling all of your mothers. Thank you. -
badbean wrote:
Wow noobs these says don't you know that if your attacked it's not personal!!!!I've asked my detective father to locate this player so my older brother can give him a piece of my mind. I will give a whole $5 to the person who takes all of this players turf. Thank you all for your future help! And if you don't help me I will go off on everyone of you, making many irrational statements about you and your familys sexuality. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
lol
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😂😂😂
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badbean wrote:
Sooorry Mrs. badbeean.Upon inquiry with bradley I have reduced his sentence to 1 more hour, and I have a PSA to Turf Wars.
To the three hooligans causing trouble with my Bradley, I swear if you don't apologize and return Bradley's precious circles, I will find out where you live and cut your fucking faces off. To the Rest of you, how could you. You stood there doing nothing as my poor son was bullied and harassed to the point of him asking for help. Shame on you. I will be calling all of your mothers. Thank you.
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😄 this thread is so good, I feel like I need a cigarette afterward.
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Oh my gargantuan Gumbo I'm back guys, and even though my mom took my 10 special cheat codes operation: fuck up my enemies is still a go. While incarcerated I searched the web for an ultimate solution, a WMD if you will, to take out these rapscallions. After hours of painstaking WebMDing I learned about Vendettas. A vendetta I learned, in addition to being a venereal disease, is a way to amass power by forcing people to join your cause. As you all know, i am well known and well loved on these forums, so I intend to force you all to join my vendetta as you join I will gain all of your power leaving you empty shells of what you used to be. After amassing 30 people's account's souls I wil begin phase 2 of destroying those who spite me. I will retake Yacht Playground! Muhahahaha, then phase 3 starts but I can't tell you that.
You now are all enlisted in my vendetta: The Walrus Slaughtering Task Force. Thank you! -
What are these faces you make? Do you have to attain a specific level to use them? Slay a dragon? Catch mystery? Defeat Belial in Debate?
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I love you D:
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I just pissed myself... Thanks 👍
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Oh my ghille suit guys I'm so upset. None of you have joined my vendetta! I must now commence to verbally reprimand you all.
You algae sucking swine cuddling Cod piece licking pansies! I will fart in your general direction you circle worshipping so called warriors! I will hurl live whales at your house to destroy your children's Lego creations! I'm so angry I could cuss. In fact I will! Instead of Capo, the title all of you should have us crappo! Hah take that! I bet you'll reconsider joining the vendetta now after that Harse verbal barrage!
Walrus Slaightering Task Farce Out! -
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂can't stop laughing. (I have no life)
Great thread though! Hats off to u. 👏👏👏 -
badbean wrote:
I'm crying!!!Oh my ghille suit guys I'm so upset. None of you have joined my vendetta! I must now commence to verbally reprimand you all.
You algae sucking swine cuddling Cod piece licking pansies! I will fart in your general direction you circle worshipping so called warriors! I will hurl live whales at your house to destroy your children's Lego creations! I'm so angry I could cuss. In fact I will! Instead of Capo, the title all of you should have us crappo! Hah take that! I bet you'll reconsider joining the vendetta now after that Harse verbal barrage!
Walrus Slaightering Task Farce Out! -
Like that song, by Flight of The Conchords.
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
Comparing my current situation to a song which isn't applicable to it is mildly offensive and I'd warn you to please back off before I explode my verbal onslaught onto your awaiting brain! Those three abusers of smaller players called me a llama afterwards. I was so humiliated!Like that song, by Flight of The Conchords.
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Don't be sad, I meant it all but in a nonspecific all encompassing way.badbean wrote:
I'm crying!!!Oh my ghille suit guys I'm so upset. None of you have joined my vendetta! I must now commence to verbally reprimand you all.
You algae sucking swine cuddling Cod piece licking pansies! I will fart in your general direction you circle worshipping so called warriors! I will hurl live whales at your house to destroy your children's Lego creations! I'm so angry I could cuss. In fact I will! Instead of Capo, the title all of you should have us crappo! Hah take that! I bet you'll reconsider joining the vendetta now after that Harse verbal barrage!
Walrus Slaightering Task Farce Out! -
Are you serious?ha ha
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Gosh you know nothing! 😹 You got turf wars all wrong.
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I still don't know if you are serious. This is just game. Maybe you should not have your son play. There are lots of jerks in this game and all games. We have trolls. Itnot good for kids.
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All your base are belong to us
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brain stomper wrote:
😹All your base are belong to us
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LMAO
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Keep going!
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Oso232Mobb wrote:
LMAO
Dmitri wrote:
+1.Keep going!
Actually,
+50Boi-yeah! 😹👍
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Oh my gender switching Ginger! Guys Ive seen the error of my ways. After being ERd several times(5 f**king times) and losing 55 inf to attackers I have decided to give a heart filled apology to you muffin top idiots. I'm sorry you guys can't take insults like men, you pansies. Maybe if you joined my V I wouldn't have to verbally Harrass your candy-@sses. But I digress. I'm really sorry and I'll never do it again or whatever. But you idiots should learn to respect you new overlord.
Sincerely,
El frijole mejor mal!
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