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• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  Ok, in this thread we will make a story about Turf Wars players. Each person will post 2 sentences. I'll start.

  Belial walked into a bar. The first thing he saw was a drunk fat man throwing up.
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• Shaka Zulu Jan 30, 2012

  With those he met Shaka Zulu. He said, see if you can go AWWUGA with that girl. AWWUGA was replaced witha more inappropriate word
• Brown🎵Note Jan 30, 2012

  He picked them up.

  The rest is history.
• king jorpie Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a knife.Then he killed the bar tender.
• Kidzofdaclub Jan 30, 2012

  He saw his mom. Then he killed her
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• 💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Jan 30, 2012

  He took the two items and ran out of the bar. He than flaged down the closest taxigot in and said.....
• 😎😎 Jan 30, 2012

  Something very sarcastic, then said it again
• Doug MacRay Jan 30, 2012

  "Take me to Doug MacRay's house." He needed to rob a bank for some quick cash.
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  When he saw the taxi driver was the bar tender's brother. He then reacted by...
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• Shaka Zulu Jan 30, 2012

  Killing the driver. Then h walked into a hotel
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• Add: KOZY Jan 30, 2012

  He thought to himself, "Obama and The Rock have similar voices." Then he shook the idea out of his head.
• king jorpie Jan 30, 2012

  He went into room 305 and killed everyone there...
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Tweeeek! Your ruining my bed time story😡
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  And then many feedbacks were written, although no post was off topic. After that, belial saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Hahahahahaha oh tweek.

  Belial went to prison for murder. And came across a large hairy man who said, "your mob can't help you in here brother. There are no iPhones in prison...".
• Shaka Zulu Jan 30, 2012

  But Belial just responded by kicking him in the balls. He doubled over in pain
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  Then Beliel got busted out by his mob and capped the local prison turf.
• Mr. Beefy0 Jan 30, 2012

  Then Mr. Beefy0 joined him. Together they faught their way out of the recently capped area.
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Oh ho ho ho! That son of a bitch!
• Shaka Zulu Jan 30, 2012

  He was crafty. He sniped with body armour and give out shoes and horses
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Jan 30, 2012

  Then chuck norris came and used his magic genie powers to destroy everyone. Later he did it again.
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Jan 30, 2012

  Little did he know Belial had made his escape to an unknown location. As the dust settled he clubbed Chuck to death with his wiffle ball bat and branded him with the mark of the spatula!
• Trοϱϱψ  Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Suddenly chucknorrises magic turned both into an ax. Bruenor took off with them, swinging wildly, killing every living thing in sight.
• Shaka Zulu Jan 30, 2012

  Silly troggy
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jan 30, 2012

  Bruenor then saw an army of clones. He killed them all except clone9786, who he left alive to tell his story of how he spared one, and him and clown became great friends
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  I Axed poor troggy the troll and I guess he's cranky... 106 attacks from him and climbing hahahaha

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