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• Trοϱϱψ  Jan 30, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  I Axed poor troggy the troll and I guess he's cranky... 106 attacks from him and climbing hahahaha
  

  Kinda sad, 8k mob and a 6k can beat u...
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Almost 9k :) and I could care less. You coded GD, I axed you. I Ax everyone. Win or lose. Who cares... Now back to the story
  

  ⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:

  Bruenor then saw an army of clones. He killed them all except clone9786, who he left alive to tell his story of how he spared one, and him and clown became great friends
  

  Bruenor gave clone an Ax, and together they went after the fat drunken man who spawned this story.
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jan 30, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  Almost 9k :) and I could care less. You coded GD, I axed you. I Ax everyone. Win or lose. Who cares... Now back to the story
  

  ⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:

  Bruenor then saw an army of clones. He killed them all except clone9786, who he left alive to tell his story of how he spared one, and him and clown became great friends
  

  Bruenor gave clone an Ax, and together they went after the fat drunken man who spawned this story.

  Clone crushed the mans spirits by shattering his beer glass over his head. Bruenor cruse his head with his ax.
• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  Then Troggy was kidnapped by other trolls who had turned against him.
• Trοϱϱψ  Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Jan 30, 2012

  LIONFURY wrote:

  Then Troggy was kidnapped by other trolls who had turned against him.
  

  Then lionfury pissed everyone off. Then lionfury saw a wiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  Then Mystery walks in. Then 😲🔫Bustin heads👊 starts making out with her
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Then she knees him in the nuts. Then she crack his head open with the ax Bruenor hands her.
• ☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Jan 30, 2012

  Then a million noobs like me come out of no where and swarm the earth.
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  Then i get mad. Then i use defiance, and twzombies to own mystery ecause my heartbreak makes me pissed
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  And the zombies see the whiffle bat and the spatula. And EAT THEM😱
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jan 30, 2012

  Suddenly a large red circle appeared over his secret location. It started taxing him 20k per hour. 💰
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  And then he crapped his pants and checked his turf😨 but his turf was ok so he was happy😄
• Zedman5000 Jan 30, 2012

  Then a bully with twice his mob size capped out his city. He also fell out the second story window of the bar with astonishment. (talkin about troggy)
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then Troggy re-invented the whiffle ball bat and the spatula! He became very rich 💰
• Zedman5000 Jan 30, 2012

  Troggy was happy that he got sent to the ER because he banged his head so hard he reinvented the whiffle bat and spatula. He no longer attacked my turf.
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then a mobster that was mormon robbed a bank. And got solid gold nipple rings
• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  But his nipple rings tore out. And his nipples were bleeding everywhere
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then he took a staple gun and fixed them. Then he did a gainer and a lot of cool stuff and got a lot of girls
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Then skrillex said kill everybody and so they did.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Australians won. The kangaroo population increased dramatically.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Then the japanese (that's me) repopulated the earth by eating alot of rice cakes.
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then the one basque that was left (thats me) found a sexy girl (also basque) and they had 7 billion children
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  Then unkown assasin killed all the children
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  So I made more with my gf
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  So then mormon mobster and his sexy wife turned into ninjas and nobody ever saw them again
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Same here. Lolz
• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  But the mormons other 8382 wife's found him and had him executed for polygamy.
• ♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ Jan 30, 2012

  But then the world blew up cause chuck Norris told god to. He used a spatula and wiffle ball bat
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  But then they realized the killed a double. Then they further realized that the mormon wasnt poligamist

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