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• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Jan 30, 2012

  Then mischief wrote about all of this in the next update. Then his keyboard and bruenors ax got into a fight.
• Scribbles Jan 30, 2012

  While Scribbles hid in a dark corner scribbling this all down...
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 30, 2012

  😲🔫Bustin heads👊 wrote:

  Then he saw a wiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
  

  💣ㅆⅈʂʗℌⅈミƑ🔫 wrote:

  Then mischief wrote about all of this in the next update. Then his keyboard and bruenors ax got into a fight.
  

  Scribbles wrote:

  While Scribbles hid in a dark corner scribbling this all down...
  

  Lol to all three 😹
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Bruenor won his fight against the keyboard, this making all other keyboards mad.. And that was the start of the Great Querty Uprising.
• ─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Jan 30, 2012

  Then all the other keyboards rebuilt mischiefs keyboard and had it lead the great qwerty uprising.
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jan 30, 2012

  While this is happening, LegionOfTime is rewinding watches...
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jan 30, 2012

  Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
  Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

  And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
  and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

  Robocop, the Terminator,
  Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

  Lo Pan, Superman,
  every single Power Ranger

  Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
  Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -

  All came out of no where lightning fast.
  And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
• Add: KOZY Jan 30, 2012

  Grey clouds rolled in, then Daniel opened the door, Omar told her she was going to have to shoot. The other 4 individuals ended up running away screaming. Rodrigas said "who planned it?" Omars sister and her brother needed to know who was responsible, so if you don't get the house cleaned up, an all new intervention. I'm so mad at my sister for abandoning drugs. I'll no longer refer to you as my mother. An all new intervention tonight on a&e. I think what she means is greasy dishes. Love it or your money back. I'm snuggles, clothes smell fresh and I cost less. Without sending one of those messages i would never have met my wife. And what if that company was backed by all state. Could be coolish. Click or call.
• ᏣяλżɏVįқîиg Jan 30, 2012

  ⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:

  Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
  Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

  And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
  and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

  Robocop, the Terminator,
  Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

  Lo Pan, Superman,
  every single Power Ranger

  Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
  Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -

  All came out of no where lightning fast.
  And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
  

  That is the tune i was reading this thread to! ( look up the ultimate showdown)
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  ⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:

  Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
  Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

  And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
  and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

  Robocop, the Terminator,
  Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

  Lo Pan, Superman,
  every single Power Ranger

  Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
  Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -

  All came out of no where lightning fast.
  And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
  

  OMG i love this song hahah but how did chuck norris die???😭😭😭😭
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 31, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 31, 2012

  Little do they understand, Bruenors a dwarf.
  He takes his time, slowly tunneling beneath them, and as soon as night fall, he unleashes hell, by collapsing his tunnels, dropping the floor by several feet... Walking over to the 👑 he yanks the crown off his head, and places it on his own, before beheading the previous owner.
• 🔥INFERNØ🔥 Jan 31, 2012

  Then Artemis Fowl and Mr. Diggums beat the crap out of bruenor and deliver him to the fairies. They used a wiffle ball bat and a spatula.
• Zedman5000 Jan 31, 2012

  Then they saw a waffle. Then they saw a spatula ball bat. Then they all committed suicide and started a new thread.
• Sanford Gangsta Jan 31, 2012

  Then a new man arose, a new noob whonis gonna annoy you all. Introducing me!!
• Tweek Jun 6, 2012

  Ahh, I laughed so hard with troggy on this day.
• Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ Jun 6, 2012

  😂😂😂😂😂 I read the whole thing you should make a new one
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 6, 2012

  Lmfao this was great haha.

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