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• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  I recreate earth and then repopulated it. No big deal.
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then everyone was angry and ganged up on chick norris. Things didnt end well
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Bloody murder!!
• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  But the murder wasn't bloody. So the police had no evidence
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Chuck Norris was put on trial.
• ☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Jan 30, 2012

  Noobs supplied the jury.
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Sean Connery was chuck's lawyer, so chuck won.
• Add: KOZY Jan 30, 2012

  Only because the noob supplied the jury with wiffle bats and spatulas
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  But then unknown assassin killed them both!
• ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Jan 30, 2012

  Noooo! Sean!
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  Then indiana jones was pissed and killed unknownassassin
• LIONFURY Jan 30, 2012

  But Indiana jones got seduced by a woman and had sex with her.
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  But the girl wad unkown assassin's wife and she killed him in the morning 😱
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Jan 30, 2012

  With a wiffle ball bat. And a spatula!
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  Mormon Mobster wrote:

  Then indiana jones was pissed and killed unknownassassin
  

  Wtf??
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  😲🔫Bustin heads👊 wrote:

  Then unkown assasin killed all the children
  

  Hey I respect life and children, really? What the heck... 🙍
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  He said u killed my children. All 7 billion of them 😭
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  Mormon Mobster wrote:

  He said u killed my children. All 7 billion of them 😭
  

  I respect life and killing children is a crime worth death penalty I figure. I know it was a joke but just saying my honest opinion on the subject
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  u have died un the story idk if that makes you feel better
• 6tattoos Jan 30, 2012

  While he was capping turfs .some took his home turf.
• UnknownAssassin Jan 30, 2012

  Anyways, just when we thought it was fine, tough guy46 comes in and dominates the planet
• ☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Jan 30, 2012

  But mormon monster rules mars and gathers many followers
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 30, 2012

  Bruenor shows up on mars, dessimating his followers as a whirlwind of axe barrage.
• MˇΦNE¥SK$™ Jan 30, 2012

  But his minions are all brutally murdered by lil big shots gang the vkt
• Add: KOZY Jan 30, 2012

  Then the reptilians show up lead by greenmanXphile
• 🔥Add MOOB🔥 Jan 30, 2012

  Then Cupcake spends his one trillion on shanks and puts them in OTBs pants
• Tweek Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a whiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  But cupcake was wereing a jock strap. So it didnt do anything at all
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  😲🔫Bustin heads👊 wrote:

  Then unkown assasin killed all the children
  

  Hey I respect life and children, really? What the heck... 🙍

  Sorry UA... Ur name fit in perfectly...
• []V[] \\// []D™ Jan 30, 2012

  Then he saw a wiffle ball bat. Then he saw a spatula.

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