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I just realized Valhalla which is quoted in the original post is the name of the Viking religion's heaven, a feasting hall where men who died with a sword in hand relive the battles and feast together with Odin for eternity.
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✯Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ☠И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
And feast we shall, when we return to Valhalla when we fall upon the sword. Now, allow me to pour you a drink, or three. 👍I just realized Valhalla which is quoted in the original post is the name of the Viking religion's heaven, a feasting hall where men who died with a sword in hand relive the battles and feast together with Odin for eternity.
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Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:
And myself dear friend.Ah yes,the Valhalla.There was a place to talk and speak openly but it was burnt to the ground by cruel agents who disliked the thread of our thread.✯Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ☠И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
And feast we shall, when we return to Valhalla when we fall upon the sword. Now, allow me to pour you a drink, or three. 👍I just realized Valhalla which is quoted in the original post is the name of the Viking religion's heaven, a feasting hall where men who died with a sword in hand relive the battles and feast together with Odin for eternity.
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A couple of drinks down and there sounds like something is brewing outside. I hear the cheers and applaud, the somewhat jovial tones of munchkin cheer is a sound of delight. Rubbing several years of muck from a small window I see I great white steed, adorned with golden decoration. A true giant of a horse, clearly a little too excited about the surrounding fuss! That horse packs quite the tool. Saddled atop I just about make out the face of a dear old friend. Clearly a little bashful about such a reception he directs his steed toward the bar. Imps from all over the moors have now gathered and I see Mary, also excited about our friends arrival, she's bouncing naked upon the town fountain, dripping wet.
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The fountain juts water all over her small wrinkled leather like skin as she begins twerking aside the fish ornament. Interesting vision. The door opens... "Vish, my good man, take a pew and have a drink"
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Barkeep, wake up!!!
Youre been sleeping behind your counter way to long...
Cant you see the long line of now discontent customers???
A bit longer and they will start a barfight!!!And while yer at it, pour me a whiskey will ya????
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The veloces Garter.Would Knight only continue please.
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Where is FS this weather? Where is anyone this weather?
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Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:
And a fine place The Valhalla was too.Where the shots were fired from blunderbusses and the grudges settled with quickies and a handshandy.✯Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ☠И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
And feast we shall, when we return to Valhalla when we fall upon the sword. Now, allow me to pour you a drink, or three. 👍I just realized Valhalla which is quoted in the original post is the name of the Viking religion's heaven, a feasting hall where men who died with a sword in hand relive the battles and feast together with Odin for eternity.
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Maz's birthday today,the last day of the year.Waxy Dargle seems to be in a tizzy to get the last few beers down of 2014.He wipes his nose on his sleeve,snivels and talks of the preparation for the first of the new year.
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Brock was about the house.Happy new year and all that jizz...oops...jazz.
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Happy new year to everyone here.
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★МɅЯІLΥИ★ wrote:
My sentiments exactly Maz.Post to the arrival of number 667.An easier number on the eye.Happy new year to everyone here.
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Damn dust just fell in to in my cognac.Or was it dandruff from the barkeep.Geoff!
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Where the hell is my last post?! Gremlins and their trickery.Blow the dust off of that imposing faucet,and pour me a tasty beer please.
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I'm guzzling alone again.Sneaking drinks out from under Geoff's sink.Charlie? FS? Brock?Violet?BC? Fartz? I see Maz.Where are you flipping feckers?
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No need to sneak'em when the bartender sneaks'em himself 🍻👊
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It's not sneaking if you're not getting caught.
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Drinking for world peace.
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Wtfbi..
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I'll have a martini please. Shaken, not stirred.
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♕Снͣеͩсͩкмате♕ wrote:
Ye'll be chained to the dartboard should ye attempt to order such nonsense in here boy.I'll have a martini please. Shaken, not stirred.
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Here I stand in the Garter.Redolent of old wood,varnish,whiskey long spilt,evaporated beer.Impalpable echoes hang in the air:the clinking of glasses,colourful curses of those long gone;the spirits and ghosts of dead music and music.A wind chime is all that's testament to it now.
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I have much to say so I shall keep my thoughts to myself.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Then I'm Sure Moonshine Maggie will have her wicked way with you, she has a strong passion for 'nice boys'♕Снͣеͩсͩкмате♕ wrote:
Ye'll be chained to the dartboard should ye attempt to order such nonsense in here boy.I'll have a martini please. Shaken, not stirred.
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I walk into the old haunt and the smell of stale cigars and broken dreams fill the air. I look around and see a few familiar faces and a smile crosses my face. I open my mouth to speak but remember it's been too long and few would even recognize me. I'll just order a shot of Jameson and sit in the corner remembering times of ole and when I leave with a tear in my eye and regret in my heart I shant look back for fear of needing to say goodbye once more.
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The bar is open.Mayhaps like the last rally of a doomed man.
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Clink clink! A toast to the Garter and the erstwhile Geoff.
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I'll have some local Ale, please
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