Game - Corrupt a wish
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The way the game goes is this - Someone says their wish in a post, then the next person has to corrupt the wish while still fulfilling it. The wish doesn't have to be simple; it can be complex too.
Ex. I wish for a dog.
Granted, but your cat now plans to rule the world.
Ex2. I wish for Super Speed.
Granted, but now you stay up all night.Let's go! I wish for a new iPad.
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Granted, but now nooks can do everything the iPad can but are cheaper.
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Your iPad Won't play any porn.
I want to be exactly 8 feet tall, 230 pounds, with my body staying perfectly in proportion to the way it is now. Corrupt that!
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Superyan wrote:
Granted but everyone that you will sing to is deaf.I wish to be able to sing.
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Granted. Your body is made of Silicon. (Pow!)
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Granted, but you are now quadriplegic.Your iPad Won't play any porn.
I want to be exactly 8 feet tall, 230 pounds, with my body staying perfectly in proportion to the way it is now. Corrupt that!
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DiggyDaDigger wrote:
Granted, but it can only be powered by a Toyota Prius engine.Granted. Your body is made of Silicon. (Pow!)
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Wish I want to own an Xbox 360with unlimited warranty unlimited Microsoft points my Internet will always work and the xbox is unbrakable
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badbean wrote:
Granted, but your house has been cut from the powerlines.Wish I want to own an Xbox 360with unlimited warranty unlimited Microsoft points my Internet will always work and the xbox is unbrakable
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badbean wrote:
Granted, but everyone else switches from Xbox Live to PSNWish I want to own an Xbox 360with unlimited warranty unlimited Microsoft points my Internet will always work and the xbox is unbrakable
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I want to have the ability to instantly react, adapt, and overcome, every and any situation I find myself in, as well as be able to change the outcomes of situations i find displeasing, without causing myself harm, changing any physical or health characteristics about myself, or suffer what i could consider, any other negative consequences whatsoever, as well as be able to control this ability whenever I felt the need, as well as not use it if Seen fit by myself
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Granted. Now go fix this mess we call Earth.I want to have the ability to instantly react, adapt, and overcome, every and any situation I find myself in, as well as be able to change the outcomes of situations i find displeasing, without causing myself harm, changing any physical or health characteristics about myself, or suffer what i could consider, any other negative consequences whatsoever, as well as be able to control this ability whenever I felt the need, as well as not use it if Seen fit by myself
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Granted, but your abilitys to distinguish right and wrong, good and bad, are left out of your creation.I want to have the ability to instantly react, adapt, and overcome, every and any situation I find myself in, as well as be able to change the outcomes of situations i find displeasing, without causing myself harm, changing any physical or health characteristics about myself, or suffer what i could consider, any other negative consequences whatsoever, as well as be able to control this ability whenever I felt the need, as well as not use it if Seen fit by myself
I wish elves and dwarves and dragons were real
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Bruenor wrote:
Nahhh. I'm gonna change that outcome. I'm gonna have a moral compass, but I wear a pink neon cape, and a monocle. This will be my burden...₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Granted, but your abilitys to distinguish right and wrong, good and bad, are left out of your creation.I want to have the ability to instantly react, adapt, and overcome, every and any situation I find myself in, as well as be able to change the outcomes of situations i find displeasing, without causing myself harm, changing any physical or health characteristics about myself, or suffer what i could consider, any other negative consequences whatsoever, as well as be able to control this ability whenever I felt the need, as well as not use it if Seen fit by myself
I wish elves and dwarves and dragons were real
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Bruenor wrote:
Granted, however you are turned into a troll.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Granted, but your abilitys to distinguish right and wrong, good and bad, are left out of your creation.I want to have the ability to instantly react, adapt, and overcome, every and any situation I find myself in, as well as be able to change the outcomes of situations i find displeasing, without causing myself harm, changing any physical or health characteristics about myself, or suffer what i could consider, any other negative consequences whatsoever, as well as be able to control this ability whenever I felt the need, as well as not use it if Seen fit by myself
I wish elves and dwarves and dragons were real
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Also granted. Dragons, elves, and dwarves are real. But they don't do anything interesting, and tend to hide from you, hense no one believes you, and the people in your life avoid you, and you sink into crippling depression.
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Granted, but every time you look at one they die and turn to dust.
I wish I knew what any person was truely thinking at any given time.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Granted! They all secretly hate you, are plotting against you, and they are ALL in on it...Granted, but every time you look at one they die and turn to dust.
I wish I knew what any person was truely thinking at any given time.
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That's rough lol
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Interesting stuff. No one has said this and I know it's an easy one to corrupt, but I wish my girlfriend was the sexiest girl in the world
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Queen Nicole wrote:
At least you aren't wearing a pink cape and monocle.... Actually I'm okay with them...That's rough lol
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Jon Allen wrote:
She likes kicking the shit out of you every 10 seconds right before you climax, thus distracting the shit outta you, causing a critical lauch failure.Interesting stuff. No one has said this and I know it's an easy one to corrupt, but I wish my girlfriend was the sexiest girl in the world
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YOU wrote:
Or she's into torture femdom to an extreme. Like hospital extreme.Jon Allen wrote:
She likes kicking the shit out of you every 10 seconds right before you climax, thus distracting the shit outta you, causing a critical lauch failure.Interesting stuff. No one has said this and I know it's an easy one to corrupt, but I wish my girlfriend was the sexiest girl in the world
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I wish I had a mansion like the one from the movie "Casper", complete with a lab, study, and silly ghosts whose respect I need to earn through whimsical tasks. I would also be fine with having an adult christina ricci included.
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GrAnted, however shes afraid of ghosts, and decides that the mansion should be torn down while your away one day.
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Bruenor wrote:
Haha. You assume I would leave a haunted mansion with a study filled with rare first editions, hilarious ghosts who get in wacky situations, and a laboratory with bubbling vials, and beakers filled with bright colored liquids?!?! You sir are a mad man.GrAnted, however shes afraid of ghosts, and decides that the mansion should be torn down while your away one day.
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YOU wrote:
:PGrAnted, however shes afraid of ghosts, and decides that the mansion should be torn down when she send you out for grocieries
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Bruenor wrote:
Have you ever seen Casper? The ghost just sorta have food somehow. I haven't seen it in awhile but I know those ghosts were trying to eat and failing at it. They provide the food man!!! Got do better than that!YOU wrote:
:PGrAnted, however shes afraid of ghosts, and decides that the mansion should be torn down when she send you out for grocieries
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I wish I had an iPod whose touch screen works and isn't cracked, shattered, or has any deformities, the iPod is correctly shaped in accordance to all other iPods, has lightning fast Internet speed that gives CORRECT information, all the buttons work correctly, all the apps are available and work, it can charge out of any iPod charger, the sound buttons and sound work with excellent earbuds that work as well CONNECT to the iPod and receive correct information from it, has no viruses and cannot ever get any, the battery drains extremely slowly, can receive GPS, a signal from ALL routers or connectors, the time is correct at MY position and can change according to where I am on earth, who SPELLCHECK WORKS CORRECTLY, keyboard works correctly, USB works correctly, motion sensors work correctly, is able to stream movies that you choose and show them with (continued)
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high detail and in the panoramic view with all the pixels in the right place, and the pixels work correctly on all servers (apps, music, homescreen, unlock page, photos), whose unlock page works correctly as well as the iPod never forgets the password, and a lot of other people have iPods and use them for the same purposes I do.
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Plus, i have all the correct body parts in the correct places, with clothes on AND the iPod is 4th gen. and does not take a picture until I instruct it to do so. The rest of the iPod does not do anything unless I instruct it to do so, with the exception of things like technical stuff you know, 101100010110 and that kinda thing. And it doesn't have a will of it's own.
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