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• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  CAn you beat that?
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 10, 2012

  Granted, but your blind
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  Plus, i have all the correct body parts in the correct places, with clothes on AND the iPod is 4th gen. and does not take a picture until I instruct it to do so. The rest of the iPod does not do anything unless I instruct it to do so, with the exception of things like technical stuff you know, 101100010110 and that kinda thing. And it doesn't have a will of it's own.
  

  Granted! But you live in 3012, and all the cool kids have "iPod adv.vol.30.5" with a build in quick travel function, and euphoria mode.. Use your imagination with that one.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  Granted, but your blind
  

  No that doesn't work. I said somethin about that.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 10, 2012

  You said body parts in the correct places with cloths on, not body parts functioning properly :P
• originalbones Jan 10, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  high detail and in the panoramic view with all the pixels in the right place, and the pixels work correctly on all servers (apps, music, homescreen, unlock page, photos), whose unlock page works correctly as well as the iPod never forgets the password, and a lot of other people have iPods and use them for the same purposes I do.
  

  Granted, but your deaf, dumb and blind!

  I wish I wasn't a douche!(good luck with that 1)
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 10, 2012

  I wish I could work a fedora
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Bruenor wrote:

  You said body parts in the correct places with cloths on, not body parts functioning properly :P
  

  Whatever. My point is MY IPOD SUCKS
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 10, 2012

  I gotta stop quoting >< it never works when I mess wih it :(
• ࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Jan 10, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Jon Allen wrote:

  Interesting stuff. No one has said this and I know it's an easy one to corrupt, but I wish my girlfriend was the sexiest girl in the world
  

  She likes kicking the shit out of you every 10 seconds right before you climax, thus distracting the shit outta you, causing a critical lauch failure.

  Dammit. I got in trouble by my professor because when I read this I literally laughed out loud in the middle of class.
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Mr. carson wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Jon Allen wrote:

  Interesting stuff. No one has said this and I know it's an easy one to corrupt, but I wish my girlfriend was the sexiest girl in the world
  

  She likes kicking the shit out of you every 10 seconds right before you climax, thus distracting the shit outta you, causing a critical lauch failure.

  Dammit. I got in trouble by my professor because when I read this I literally laughed out loud in the middle of class.

  Your professor loves control.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Bruenor expressed:

  I gotta stop quoting >< it never works when I mess with it :(
  

  JUST LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES MESSED UP QUOTES :3
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 10, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?

  Johnny depp is a 50 year old man that often wears several designer bracelets at once, and who often like to pretend he's a pirate. Even when not being paid to do so. I'm not even going to answer the second example. That is self evident.
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 10, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?

  Johnny depp is a 50 year old man that often wears several designer bracelets at once, and who often like to pretend he's a pirate. Even when not being paid to do so. I'm not even going to answer the second example. That is self evident.

  My new wish is to be a pirate, that sounds like fun.
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?

  Johnny depp is a 50 year old man that often wears several designer bracelets at once, and who often like to pretend he's a pirate. Even when not being paid to do so. I'm not even going to answer the second example. That is self evident.

  My new wish is to be a pirate, that sounds like fun.

  Your a pirate! You now live in a hut on the coast of the Gulf of Aden.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  I wish I could work a fedora
  

  Granted, and nothings changed, so fedoras still look stupid.

  How dare you! Johnny depp and reel big fish wear fedoras... Are you saying they look stupid?

  Johnny depp is a 50 year old man that often wears several designer bracelets at once, and who often like to pretend he's a pirate. Even when not being paid to do so. I'm not even going to answer the second example. That is self evident.

  My new wish is to be a pirate, that sounds like fun.

  Granted. You are a dead pirate
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Oh in case you didn't know, the gulf of Aden is off the coast of somalia. Europeon ships often shoot at you.
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 10, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Oh in case you didn't know, the gulf of Aden is off the coast of somalia. Europeon ships often shoot at you.
  

  I just finished googling that. European ships ain't got shit on Ghetto Monstazz and his crew
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Jan 10, 2012

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted, but when you run out you'll die. 😝
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 10, 2012

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted, but when you run out you'll die. 😝

  ...he said its limitless
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted, but when you run out you'll die. 😝

  ...he said its limitless

  Granted, but someone slipped some poison into a bunch of that magic drug
• GreenManXphile Jan 10, 2012

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted, but when you run out you'll die. 😝

  Haha. Successful troll is successful. This caliber of trololo would never fly on a respectable forum.
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted, but when you run out you'll die. 😝

  ...he said its limitless

  Aw fudge. 😿 I failed epicly.
• 💃ᎾᏢᎢᎥᎷᏌᎷ Jan 10, 2012

  Aubergine wrote:

  I wish for a limitless supply of the magic drug from the movie limitless.
  

  Granted but after 1 day it fails anf u die
• Femme Fatale Jan 10, 2012

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Your iPad Won't play any porn.

  I want to be exactly 8 feet tall, 230 pounds, with my body staying perfectly in proportion to the way it is now. Corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but the women of he world shrink to 2 ft tall.

  I wish for a record deal for my music- and I don't mind if no one buys it...
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  Granted. But the music comes out as a crying baby noise
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 10, 2012

  Granted, but the world is tone deaf.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Bruenor expressed:

  I gotta stop quoting >< it never works when I mess with it :(
  

  JUST LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES MESSED UP QUOTES :3

  See?

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