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• Sgt Mayday Jan 10, 2012

  I wish I had a thousand GOOD books to read.
• UnknownAssassin Jan 11, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  I wish I had a thousand GOOD books to read.
  

  Granted but there are in a language no ones knows.

  I wish to know what pie stands for, as in the mathematical pie and when it ends.
• UnknownAssassin Jan 11, 2012

  *they are; not "there"
• stewbdoo Jan 11, 2012

  Granted but the spelling are all wrong and by the time you finish reading you can't actually string a sentence together ha !

  I wish My employer would sort there crack out and stop fucking around with my bonus structure !
• Sgt Mayday Jan 11, 2012

  UnknownAssassin wrote:

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  I wish I had a thousand GOOD books to read.
  

  Granted but there are in a language no ones knows.

  I wish to know what pie stands for, as in the mathematical pie and when it ends.
  

  Granted. Your head just exploded.
• GreenManXphile Jan 11, 2012

  I wish I could translate the Voynich Manuscript. I'll come back in ten minutes while some of you google that.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 11, 2012

  Granted. You have started to speak that language.
• Shaka Zulu Jan 11, 2012

  I wish for nothing
• stewbdoo Jan 11, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  I wish I could translate the Voynich Manuscript. I'll come back in ten minutes while some of you google that.
  

  Granted Determine the language used in writing the manuscript
  Correlate the Voynich alphabet with the modern English alphabet
  Decipher the code

  But yet the simplest of tasks now evade you !
• GreenManXphile Jan 11, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  Granted. You have started to speak that language.
  

  Cool. Now I'm trilingual. You never said that's the only language I speak.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 11, 2012

  I expect you want us to say"granted now you have everything" sucker...
  Granted, now you know what you want to wish for
• stewbdoo Jan 11, 2012

  SouthernPride wrote:

  I wish for nothing
  

  Granted your wish is your corruption enjoy sweet fuck all forever mwahhahaha ! 👿
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 11, 2012

  Granted. You now have everything. Including herpes!!!

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
• Sgt Mayday Jan 11, 2012

  cj brown wrote:

  Granted. You now have everything. Including herpes!!!

  I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
  

  Granted. It tastes like poop
• Sgt Mayday Jan 11, 2012

  I wish for world peace (have fun guys)
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jan 11, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  I wish for world peace (have fun guys)
  

  Granted but the world with peace is mars
• Benjo Jan 11, 2012

  Granted. But just as you finish weeks of getting everything set up perfectly, Apple sell out to Microsoft and the next auto downloaded version of IOS turns your IPhone to a Windows Mobile device with no backward compatibility.

  I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jan 11, 2012

  Benjo wrote:

  Granted. But just as you finish weeks of getting everything set up perfectly, Apple sell out to Microsoft and the next auto downloaded version of IOS turns your IPhone to a Windows Mobile device with no backward compatibility.

  I wish for peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
  

  Granted but everyone moved to Pluto and dies
• ✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ Jan 11, 2012

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
• Morgan Freeman Jan 11, 2012

  Mr.Bunny wrote:

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but your friends are serial killers that always frame you and have you put in prison. Then they come in the night and make you eat their crap.

  I wish for a giant monster squash that would trample my enemies and destroy buildings with laser eyes so I could rule the universe!
• GreenManXphile Jan 11, 2012

  Morgan Freeman wrote:

  Mr.Bunny wrote:

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but your friends are serial killers that always frame you and have you put in prison. Then they come in the night and make you eat their crap.

  I wish for a giant monster squash that would trample my enemies and destroy buildings with laser eyes so I could rule the universe!
  

  Granted. But suddenly a flying spaghetti monster appears and feels you both to death with oozy noodle arms.
• ✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ Jan 11, 2012

  Morgan Freeman wrote:

  Mr.Bunny wrote:

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but your friends are serial killers that always frame you and have you put in prison. Then they come in the night and make you eat their crap.

  I wish for a giant monster squash that would trample my enemies and destroy buildings with laser eyes so I could rule the universe!
  

  Granted, but your giant monster kills all your enemies which is the entire population of earth. And all the buildings are now rubble and the earth is uninhabited except for you and the monster. FOREVER ALONE!
• Morgan Freeman Jan 11, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Morgan Freeman wrote:

  Mr.Bunny wrote:

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but your friends are serial killers that always frame you and have you put in prison. Then they come in the night and make you eat their crap.

  I wish for a giant monster squash that would trample my enemies and destroy buildings with laser eyes so I could rule the universe!
  

  Granted. But suddenly a flying spaghetti monster appears and feels you both to death with oozy noodle arms.

  Fine. Just to win though, I wish that the entire universe and every living and non-living thing in existence was destroyed. Corrupt that!
• Benjo Jan 11, 2012

  Granted but after attaining your goal, you are filled with self loathing and you hate yourself for what you've done... So your giant squash squashes you.
• Benjo Jan 11, 2012

  I wish I had more wishes to fix the wishes that get corrupted
• Morgan Freeman Jan 11, 2012

  Benjo wrote:

  Granted but after attaining your goal, you are filled with self loathing and you hate yourself for what you've done... So your giant squash squashes you.
  

  But I'm dead, as well. I'm part of the universe, you know!
• UnknownAssassin Jan 11, 2012

  Morgan Freeman wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Morgan Freeman wrote:

  Mr.Bunny wrote:

  I wish I had friends . lol corrupt that!
  

  Granted, but your friends are serial killers that always frame you and have you put in prison. Then they come in the night and make you eat their crap.

  I wish for a giant monster squash that would trample my enemies and destroy buildings with laser eyes so I could rule the universe!
  

  Granted. But suddenly a flying spaghetti monster appears and feels you both to death with oozy noodle arms.

  Fine. Just to win though, I wish that the entire universe and every living and non-living thing in existence was destroyed. Corrupt that!

  Granted. However life quickly revives itself with its special ability, adapt and dominate which can not be countered.
• GreenManXphile Jan 11, 2012

  Done! Since the equation, energy equals matter squared, tells us that nothing can ever be destroyed or pulverized, you've created a paradox of time space. To compensate the universe compresses, and expands again. Only this time your molecules aren't arranged into a human form who could make a wish. It's arranged into a womprat on the planet Tatooine in the outer rim!
• Shaka Zulu Jan 11, 2012

  Sgt. Mayday wrote:

  I wish for world peace (have fun guys)
  

  Granted. It's on Uranus.
• Morgan Freeman Jan 11, 2012

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  Done! Since the equation, energy equals matter squared, tells us that nothing can ever be destroyed or pulverized, you've created a paradox of time space. To compensate the universe compresses, and expands again. Only this time your molecules aren't arranged into a human form who could make a wish. It's arranged into a womprat on the planet Tatooine in the outer rim!
  

  Good one… I wish for corrupted nothingness.

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