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Do you really need to ask?
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My mate went after my sister, we dont talk now. If he had gone for my mum i would have given him a beating. If he had gone after my woman i would have killed him.
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And "she was coming on to me" is not good enough. Imho
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makuni wrote:
And "she was coming on to me" is not good enough. Imho
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Last time we did a topic like this it took a negative turn. Too serious for man laws
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
Agreed. Next topic threadmaster 😺Last time we did a topic like this it took a negative turn. Too serious for man laws
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Someone just created a similar thread. Wasn't there also a men only thread?
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This should be renamed the bro code
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
True story...1. Bathroom etiquette
probably the easies man law to agree to. Men should never have discussions with other men while in a bathroom.... Especially while at a urinal!!!! When you're in the bathroom doing your business you need to be concentrating on getting your business done and getting out of there. Don't look anywhere but right in front of you. Get done and get out!!!
I get off the plane after a late flight. I have to pee, so head straight to the bathroom. While I'm at the urinal, I pull out my iPhone to read my messages. Another guy comes in and takes the urinal next to me, so i get serious about my business and I put the phone in my pocket and turn it off.
Ok, what sound does an iPhone make when you turn it off with the top button????
Ya, I was a little embarrassed. I didn't do a damn thing wrong, but I sure felt like I broke a man law! -
ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
No, it shouldn't. Go YouTube the "Manlaws beer commercials" and watch them all. Then you'll know why it's called Man Laws. And this was my best contribution to the forums.This should be renamed the bro code
Man Law has spoken!!!!
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We need to start yelling at women for leaving the seat down so they stop yelling at us for leaving it up
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Agreed no talking unless ur outta toilet paper or the world is ending. Well I changed my mind if the world is ending let me finish my business time is running out and I may never get another chance.
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We need a topic
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@MOJO, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. This actually had me cracking up at random times throughout the day yesterday.
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This thread will not fade!!!
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O great threadmaster, we request a new topic!
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MᎧJᎧ wrote:
Hahahahahaha - click! I'd have been pissed if someone started taking pics when I waddled up to make the urinal cake yellow.True story...
I get off the plane after a late flight. I have to pee, so head straight to the bathroom. While I'm at the urinal, I pull out my iPhone to read my messages. Another guy comes in and takes the urinal next to me, so i get serious about my business and I put the phone in my pocket and turn it off.
Ok, what sound does an iPhone make when you turn it off with the top button????
Ya, I was a little embarrassed. I didn't do a damn thing wrong, but I sure felt like I broke a man law! -
༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Ok I will give some thought tonight for a new Man Law discussion topic.O great threadmaster, we request a new topic!
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cougartoy wrote:
😂😂😂We need to start yelling at women for leaving the seat down so they stop yelling at us for leaving it up
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Ask Mystery!
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Ok fellas. The topic for Man Laws today is the Super Bowl. The game is tomorrow. What are the conversation rules of the Super Bowl? Can you talk about other subjects when the game is on? Are non-football fans allowed to watch the game with you and your fellas?
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I don't know much about American football but I'm sure the same man laws apply no matter what code of football is being played.Ok fellas. The topic for Man Laws today is the Super Bowl. The game is tomorrow. What are the conversation rules of the Super Bowl? Can you talk about other subjects when the game is on? Are non-football fans allowed to watch the game with you and your fellas?
1. You may ask the score, but not who's playing. -
2. All betts must be paid by the following Friday. A handshake is not needed to make a bet valid, verbal confirmation is just as good, as long as there is a third party present.
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3. If they are a known non-football person they should not be allowed near the television. This applies to females as well unless they're bringing beer or food.
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Speak only in commercials
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The Golden Age of the GD Forum. TurfWarrior, got anything to add?
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Okay I got one that I heard discussed today actually.
Guys, when talking to a significant other via text, are emoji's okay to use?
If the answer is no, is there a point in the relationship where it does become okay? If so, how long?
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Emojis are fine, depending on the level of relationship. I've sent some to close friends in jest and such, but I don't measure my manhood by text convos.
I'm a biker and a veteran of the recent conflicts. No need to 'prove my manhood' by being cold/dickish/short.
Plus, Facebook messenger has some hilarious stickers.
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Hy3na wrote:
Plus, Facebook messenger has some hilarious stickers.
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
"Hey brad! Oh!! Nice watch."1. Bathroom etiquette
probably the easies man law to agree to. Men should never have discussions with other men while in a bathroom.... Especially while at a urinal!!!! When you're in the bathroom doing your business you need to be concentrating on getting your business done and getting out of there. Don't look anywhere but right in front of you. Get done and get out!!!
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