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Depends wether you have the womans voice set or the blokes i guess. Asking the chap is acceptable, if you have it set to the ladys voice never even turn it on
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I love this thread
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Ahh sry. I forgot you said i phone app, i was thinking of my sat nav. My bad.
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I spose if the missus is in the car its asking directions, as this is how she will see it and we all knows what happens next if that happens. If you are on your own then yes its ok as you are using one of the many useless tools at your disposal for once. Thats my thoughts anyways.
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👊NOOB❕BASTARD👍 wrote:
Good question. I think that would be okay. Add this to the current topic. Can u ask for directions? Is using your gps device ok?Question? Is consulting the GPS app on your iPhone the same as asking directions?
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🔫🌊🗻Vלןhлц wrote:
This, exacly what I always use. Offcourse I'm no married man but Everytime I'm on a road trip to Orlando or talahassee with my girl and friends, I'm no road expert so if I'm lost, " Hm I'm pullin up on the next gas station, anyone want anything to eat?" or " anyone wanna use the potty" Man should never admit he's lost in my opinion, unless If he's about to dry out on a desertTell her you aren't asking for directions, and you're taking a leak. But don't take a leak and ask directions.
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Personally I've never minded asking directions, but may have to change my ways after reading this thread. Or at least make it appear that I'm not asking. I definitely see no problem asking the gps. The mans voice only haha
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iPhone app.
Women ask for directions cause they can't operate technology or maps.
Men understand and made that technology so it's OK to use it.
By doing this we are supporting the men who made that technology.
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asking the GPS wouldn't be against mens law I think. But I rather the sexy lady voice lol.
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Keep the opinions coming, men
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OzarkTerrorBoss wrote:
You should have another male voice in your head repeat them first.One of the several voices in my head is female (don't ask me how I know this, I just do). If I'm driving around lost and she offers directions, do I violate a man law if I take them?
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There is another option. Although its very very risky and can backfire very badly. Depending on distance travelled since having the dreaded thought "shit is this the right way". You wait for lady to notice and ask if this is the right way. It this point you must be confident in your answer, you say "well i thought you were navigating". If she says "ahh sorry" leave it at that and turn round feeling absolved.
If however she says, "well your driving" you must reply, "well why did'nt you say before?". If you get silence at this point i suggest a box of chocolates and some flowers maybe. If however you get "ahh sorry". Job done, not your fault -
makuni wrote:
This made me chuckleThere is another option. Although its very very risky and can backfire very badly. Depending on distance travelled since having the dreaded thought "shit is this the right way". You wait for lady to notice and ask if this is the right way. It this point you must be confident in your answer, you say "well i thought you were navigating". If she says "ahh sorry" leave it at that and turn round feeling absolved.
If however she says, "well your driving" you must reply, "well why did'nt you say before?". If you get silence at this point i suggest a box of chocolates and some flowers maybe. If however you get "ahh sorry". Job done, not your fault -
Superyan wrote:
Me too. Hahamakuni wrote:
This made me chuckleThere is another option. Although its very very risky and can backfire very badly. Depending on distance travelled since having the dreaded thought "shit is this the right way". You wait for lady to notice and ask if this is the right way. It this point you must be confident in your answer, you say "well i thought you were navigating". If she says "ahh sorry" leave it at that and turn round feeling absolved.
If however she says, "well your driving" you must reply, "well why did'nt you say before?". If you get silence at this point i suggest a box of chocolates and some flowers maybe. If however you get "ahh sorry". Job done, not your fault -
Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
A little laugh andsmile from meSuperyan wrote:
Me too. Hahamakuni wrote:
This made me chuckleThere is another option. Although its very very risky and can backfire very badly. Depending on distance travelled since having the dreaded thought "shit is this the right way". You wait for lady to notice and ask if this is the right way. It this point you must be confident in your answer, you say "well i thought you were navigating". If she says "ahh sorry" leave it at that and turn round feeling absolved.
If however she says, "well your driving" you must reply, "well why did'nt you say before?". If you get silence at this point i suggest a box of chocolates and some flowers maybe. If however you get "ahh sorry". Job done, not your fault -
Personal I agree
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My gf forced me to shave my mustache 😭 i miss my fuzzy soft mustache :(
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Here you go, Skyman.
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I guess the verdict is in.
When in the vehicle with your lady and you realize you are lost, NEVER, EVER admit it! Find a local store nearby and go inside to find a clerk to give you directions, preferrably a male clerk. If your lady comes in with you, find a way to ditch her.( If it's a small store and that isn't possible, go to the bathroom and stay in there for ten minutes. She'll get sick of waiting and go out to the car) GPS or any other vehicle device is okay. Man law has spoken!🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
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New topic. What kind of music can a man never be caught listening to? We of course have the obvious in Beiber and Miley Cyrus. What are other artists/music genres that you can't listen to? And I'd you caught a bro listening to them, what should their punishment be?
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
Punishment:they no longer deserve manhood(I'll let the imagination flow) and no way u can listen to Hilary duff or Hanna Montana or big time rush or boy bands like thatNew topic. What kind of music can a man never be caught listening to? We of course have the obvious in Beiber and Miley Cyrus. What are other artists/music genres that you can't listen to? And I'd you caught a bro listening to them, what should their punishment be?
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OzarkTerrorBoss wrote:
I'll put Mariah and Jennifer Lopez on that list as well. Also, Ricky, boy band pop groups, and most of what plays on MTV when it actually plays music. I have not watched MTV for years. Any pop that plays more than four times on the radio in an hour. You know the crappy stations I'm skipping past.Madonna❕That thar mewzik is fer steers and queers (not thar's ana thang wrong wit dat). Az fer penaltay, ah say mayhem lizzen ta Madonna❕ Taint nuttin wurtz. Let da penaltay phit da crym👊❕👍
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As for that, there are very few manly radio stations left.
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Sirius Radio, downloads, or podcasts for men nowadays.
I think a lot of country has gone wrong as well. Listen to some of those tunes and you'll need Prozac and Viagra in a few short years.
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Need more opinions, men
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Alvin and the chipmonks, and the sadistic subhuman that unleashed them on the world. If i caught my boy listening to them i would make him lick toilets for a month
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
Agreed. Same in EnglandAs for that, there are very few manly radio stations left.
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They should never be caught listing to the spice girls
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The verdict is in. Everyone seemed to say that men shouldn't be caught listening to any type of poppy band. If they're caught listening to such music, no physical harm should be done to the male. Instead, give him a ton of crap over it. Taunt him relentlessly. That's what a real friend would do. Man law has spoken!!!!!
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I saw the 'tell or don't tell' grey area on telling someone when their mate's cheating and your friends with both- and the ok to date when they split questions- but what's the man law for screwing around with a friend's girlfriend/sister/mother if they're coming on to you? lol it's hard to resist a lady sometimes, even if ur against it
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