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Okay kids, a topic for the Man Laws needs to be discussed.
You are out with the lady and she has a purse on her. Is it ever okay for her to ask you to hold the purse? If so, what circumstances????
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It's ok to HOLD momentarily while they do something that requires two hands, but it's never ok to carry, unless they have been injured or something
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David Kruegar wrote:
Agreed.It's ok to HOLD momentarily while they do something that requires two hands, but it's never ok to carry, unless they have been injured or something
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David Kruegar wrote:
This is pretty close to how I feel. I asked my wife about this just a moment ago and the only time I can really think of ever carrying her purse is if we are in a clothing store somewhere and she wants to try clothes on. And usually I'm hiding it under some other sort of clothes that I am holding so it's not visible. But any other two handed things she needs to do for a moment seems fair.It's ok to HOLD momentarily while they do something that requires two hands, but it's never ok to carry, unless they have been injured or something
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The other part of this question is if she is not carrying a purse, what is okay for her to ask to put in your "man pockets"? Keys, wallet, lip gloss???? What is okay or is all okay???
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It's against man laws to go clothes shopping with the wife...
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I will hold the purse momentarily while she is doing something requiring 2 hands. I will not carry the purse. I will put her keys, ID and phone in my pockets...anymore and she needs her purse.
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Keys are ok, what I hate is when they have a softball sized lump of ornaments on thier keys that keep diggin into your leg like a bear trap through the whole movie/concert. If your gonna have someone hold your keys you should avoid attaching several sharp objects
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You have to hold it from the bottom with two hands tho to emphasise it's not your purse!!!
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Yep, good on all that, holding the purse with 2 hands, one from the bottom, no carries. Can she put her stuff in my pocket? of course, but I have a rule, she has to get it herself, especially in with my pants pockets.
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Isnt a purse different in america and britain, if so which meaning are we going by??
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mimosa wrote:
She can put her stuff i'n my pocket all she wants just gotta put her hands i'n alsoYep, good on all that, holding the purse with 2 hands, one from the bottom, no carries. Can she put her stuff in my pocket? of course, but I have a rule, she has to get it herself, especially in with my pants pockets.
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Watch MANswers! It's great I love it!
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Only if it's briefly
only clutch it with one hand
sort of make a fist
make no eye contact with other men...
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🔫🌊🗻Vלןhлц wrote:
Watch MANswers! It's great I love it!
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For skyman724....
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GRANE wrote:
Lol thanks............For skyman724....
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By my decree, I declare that all topics on this thread shall be concurrent with the topics on the "Woman Laws" thread; however, for obvious reasons, they will be altered to be stated as the male's equivalent of the topic from what is posted on said thread.
Concurrent topic #1: You are at your GF's or relative's holiday party. When you see your Aunt Linda, who is much older than you, you say hi and after a short conversation, start to walk away when she suddenly taps your ass. What do you do?
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It's MAN laws not BOY laws,
Men don't have an Aunt Linda.Send TW a pm if u want to revive this thread
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Troggy 😜👊 wrote:
What? You don't have a cougar aunt?It's MAN laws not BOY laws,
Men don't have an Aunt Linda.Send TW a pm if u want to revive this thread
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skyman724 wrote:
You have an Aunt Linda that grabs YOUR ass?? Maybe you should call the police!By my decree, I declare that all topics on this thread shall be concurrent with the topics on the "Woman Laws" thread; however, for obvious reasons, they will be altered to be stated as the male's equivalent of the topic from what is posted on said thread.
Concurrent topic #1: You are at your GF's or relative's holiday party. When you see your Aunt Linda, who is much older than you, you say hi and after a short conversation, start to walk away when she suddenly taps your ass. What do you do?
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Hey, this isn't how man laws works! Man laws are no concurrent with woman laws! Man law topics are only made by the head or the man law round table...... ME! If you have a topic that you wish to discuss, then you talk to me about it and if your idea doesn't suck, I'll bring it to the table. And an aunt grabbing your ass has nothing to do with man laws. The guy above said it perfectly. It's man laws, not boy laws!!! Don't desecrate one of the best threads ever made in turf wars.
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Okay I never finished the last Man Laws topic. The verdict is in!!!(and was in months ago). Purse carrying is only okay temporarily under the condition that the woman is doing something that restricts her from being able to hold it. Even if you know you need to carry it, protest holding it just so she knows that you holding it is a big deal and she will hurry doing whatever she is doing to get the purse back. Men will carry stuff in the pockets, but the stuff going in/out of the pockets must go in/out by the woman. Hey, you gotta get something enjoyable out of carrying it.
Man law has spoken!!!!
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
AgreedHey, this isn't how man laws works! Man laws are no concurrent with woman laws! Man law topics are only made by the head or the man law round table...... ME! If you have a topic that you wish to discuss, then you talk to me about it and if your idea doesn't suck, I'll bring it to the table. And an aunt grabbing your ass has nothing to do with man laws. The guy above said it perfectly. It's man laws, not boy laws!!! Don't desecrate one of the best threads ever made in turf wars.
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Next man law subject. You're on a trip and can't figure out how to get to your destination. Your partner says "Stop at the next gas station and get directions". Is it against man policy to do that still?
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Never ask for directions in front of your lady under any circumstances. Its not worth the enevitable piss taking fir the next week/month/years. Carry in like nothing is wrong, she probably has'nt noticed your going the wrong way anyway
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Of course you could say "we need petrol" and sneekily ask the cashier while paying. Aslong as the cashier is not female and the missus is still in the car
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makuni wrote:
That's very wiseOf course you could say "we need petrol" and sneekily ask the cashier while paying. Aslong as the cashier is not female and the missus is still in the car
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Tell her you aren't asking for directions, and you're taking a leak. But don't take a leak and ask directions.
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Question? Is consulting the GPS app on your iPhone the same as asking directions?
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